PART OF FOUR CHAPTER UPDATE! Details in Chapter 20.

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Chapter 18

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"Why did you do that to the secretary lady?" Naruto asked, as Kakashi led them to the compound.

"She was glaring at you," Harry explained, "And nobody messes with my family." An earsplitting scream came from the Hokage tower.

"And she finally looked in a mirror," Harry chuckled.

"It's about time," Kakashi said. Naruto grinned again.

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Three Hours Later

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Harry sneezed. Again. The Kazama compound was filled with houses, that were filled with dust. And Harry, it seems, was allergic to dust. Harry and Kakashi had started to clean, while Gaara and Naruto played outside.

"ACHOO! Dammit," Harry said, "Alright. This is taking too long. Kakashi, why don't you take - ACHOO! - take the kids to the park or something. I'm gonna start - ACHOO!- start using magic."

"Alright," Kakashi said, Happy to get out of cleaning. He got Gaara and Naruto and made a beeline for the park playground, as Harry took out his wand and a book on cleaning spells.

"ACHOO! Ugh."

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Kakashi sat on a bench and watched as Gaara and Naruto played tag. He wasn't paying attention so he never sensed someone sneaking up behind him.

"Kakashi-san? What are you doing here?" Iruka asked, causing the silver-haired man to jump slightly.

"Watching those two," Kakashi replied, nodding towards the two jinchuriki as Iruka sat down next to him.

"It that…?" Iruka trailed off, gesturing to Naruto. Kakashi understood the question. Is that the Kyuubi-kid?

"Yes."

"And the red-head?"

"His cousin. Angry mother two o'clock." Kakashi and Iruka got up and headed over to the two boys. The 'angry mother' was trying (key word there) to pull Gaara away from Naruto, muttering something about 'irresponsible parents' letting their children near the 'demon child'.

"OW!" the angry mother (Let's call her Amy) yelled, holding her hand. Gaara had bitten it when she wouldn't let go.

"Is there a problem here?" Kakashi asked, icily.

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Harry sighed happily. There was only one room left in the whole compound to clean. The kitchen of the main house. Harry felt a strange sense of foreboding as he opened the kitchen door. His eyes widened as he looked up to see three sets of eyes, ears, noses, and mouths. (And no it wasn't Fluffy or any Cerberus really.)

"D-D-D-D-DEMONIC DUST BUNNIES FROM HELL!" Harry screamed, "ACHOO!"

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Up in Heaven

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"NO!" Arashi screamed, "Don't kill my bunnies! Not my precious bunny-kins! WAH!"

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Back on Earth

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"Is there a problem here?"

"Yes, there is," Amy snapped, "The demon was chasing this poor defenseless child. I was trying to save him, when he bit my hand for some reason."

"Maybe because he didn't need saving, "Kakashi said, "The two of them were playing tag before you came over and bothered them." Amy sneered.

"C'mon you two," Kakashi said to the two boys, "Let's go see if Harry's done. Then we can get some dinner. Iruka." Kakashi nodded to said chunin who nodded back.

"Later Kakashi-san," Iruka said, before turning to Amy and glaring. Amy felt the need to run for her life.

Probably because of the large amount of killing intent Iruka was releasing.

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"Whoa, sorry 'bout that," Kakashi said, as a child ran into him and then bounced off his legs and land on their but. Kakashi looked down to see Sasuke Uchiha and smiled.

"How'd you like to join us for dinner?" Kakashi asked, helping Sasuke up. Sasuke thought about it for a moment. At least this guy wasn't parading a girl in front of him, whether the girl was his age, older, or younger. And there were no fan girls insight. Sasuke quickly nodded, and they all headed to the Kazama compound. Just after they turned the corner, two girls, one with blonde hair, one with pink, started to search around the street.

"Aw, where did Sasuke-kun go?" Sakura and Ino asked together, before facing each other and pointing, "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" They continued saying this (as they said it at the same time before).

No one knows who eventually won.

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Kakashi, Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke saw Harry sitting in front of the kitchen door holding a dusty sword.

"I hate dust bunnies."

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Up in Heaven

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"NO! My bunnies! WAH!" Arashi cried. Kuri sighed, and patted him on the back.

"It's okay Arashi," she said, "At least you're bunnies will be up here with us now."

"Oh yeah!" Arashi grinned, before starting to play ring around the rosie with his pet dust bunnies.

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Back on Earth

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"I hate dust bunnies." Kakashi was clearly holding in laughter. Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke didn't bother to hold it in. Harry's eye twitched.

"So," Kakashi said, "Any ideas for dinner?"

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In the Mother Dimension

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Hermione growled in frustration. She had gotten Sirius to go get the files and her laptop from her apartment. She was currently searching the 'Family' lead. She had found out that Lily Evans was adopted, but she couldn't find out who her real parents were. Why oh why did they have to give Dumbledore the Kiss. He couldn't tell her anything without a soul…wait a minute! That was it! He couldn't tell her, but that didn't prevent her from going into his head to find out. She would just have to learn Legimancy. That wouldn't be too much trouble; after all, she did graduate as the valedictorian. Hermione smirked as she went threw the properties that Harry owned. She would soon have her revenge.

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Oh, and the whole 'Up in Heaven' deal will probably just be a onetime thing. That and if I do do it again, Arashi won't be as…insane as he was in this chapter. I had to explain the dust bunnies somehow.

Rune