14-6x9=?

EPOV

I was terrified for us, but I couldn't let that show. I was too mesmerised by her glorious laugh to really notice anything else. Our hands entwined we flew through the air, fast approaching the cold water below. Just before we hit I yelled to Bella to take a deep breath. I saw her intake as I did also. We hit the water with a deafening SPLASH!

I kept a firm grip on Bella as I started pulling us towards the surface. It was a rare sunny day and I opened my eyes a bit to see Bella underwater smiling like crazy and big air bubbles coming out of her mouth. She was laughing! I smiled back at her and we swam to the top.

"That was fantastic!" was the first thing she said when we broke through the surface.

"I don't disagree my love." I said to her as I pulled her in for a kiss. Just as her soft lips touched mine we were splashed with water. Quil was grinning sheepishly, ad we both splashed him back.

"YO! Eddie! You two alive down there?" Emmett yelled from up top.

"Why don't you get your sissy butt down here and find out?" Bella yelled back at him.

Soon EMmett and Rose came flying down and splashed into the water. Embry was next, then Alice and Jasper then finally Josh. Once we were all at the bottom we swam around a bit, just enjoying the day. A lot of the other guys jumped again, but Bella and I were fine staying where we were. If she had wanted to jump again, though, I would have. I know, I know....I'm whipped. But I don't care! I love her!

BPOV

A few hours later we were done swimming and we decided to go back to the beach and have lunch. We all wrapped up in towels and sat down to eat sandwiches and talk about the meaning life.

"42" I said. Duh!
"Huh?" Everyone looked at me like I was crazy, everyone except Josh, he already knew.

"The meaning of life....it's 42....as in What is 6 x 9?...Don't you guys know anything?"

"Umm....6 x 9 is 54....so, No?" was Emmett's smooth reply.

"It's from a book. Seriously guys. Get some culture! The Hitchiker's Guide series is like the best thing ever!! It was practically a cultural phenomenon! People go around one day a year carrying towels in celebration of those books and their author!"

No one in the group looked convinced so Josh-O and I set out to enlighten them. We explained about the books, Towel Day (May 25th), the mice, Towely from Southpark, Douglas Adams, dolphins...all that jazz. Alice looked a little interested, as did Quil and Edward.

"Jeeze, Edward. I can't believe you've never read the books....they're like a staple! Along with The Anarchist Cookbook." His face was blank. "Oh NO! Seriously? I'm going to have to educate you better my man.."

We continued talking about random topics. Alice and Jasper went back into the water to have some alone time, and Emmett took Rose back to the Jeep so she could change. Yeah, right! Paul got done with whatever it was he has to do, so he and his girlfriend Kim joined us later. Quil's girlfriend came too! We ended up having a fun little party. Does this always happen when I come to La Push?

AN: THANKS GUYS, FOR STAYING WITH ME AND NOT BEING TOO ANGRY WITH MY LESS-THAN-FREQUEN UPDATES!! SO, IN APPRECIATION, I'M WRITING A LOT AND YOU GUYS GET 3 UPDATES IN LIKE LESS THAN 24 HOURS!! I FINALLY GOT CAUGHT UP ON ALL MY WORK, AND HAD A DAY OFF OF WORK SO THIS IS WHAT I DID!! (DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE, BUT MY FRIENDS WORK ON THE WEEKENDS LIKE I USUALLY DO TOO, SO I WAS ALONE!) I'M GOING TO CONTINUE UPDATING WHENEVER I CAN!! BUT I DON'T HAVE INTERNET AT MY PARENTS HOUSE, WHERE I'M STAYING FOR THANKSGIVING, SO DURING THAT WEEK I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO UPDATE!! IT'S STILL A WHILE OFF THO!!

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