It was pointed out to me, by raven of the backwoods clan, that owls don't actually poop. Seeing as I'm far too lazy to go back and change it, and the fact that all of you want an update, here as short interlude to make you all happy and fix my mistake. I am however, able to blame my mistake on Danzo, as he's the one who assumed it was crap. Most of Hana's dialogue actually comes from raven's review, as I was previously unaware of this.
From Chapter 24:
Hedwig soared in and dropped a note in front of Danzo and another little gift on Danzo's head, before leaving through an open window. Danzo opened the note.
Nice try jackass. We're already gone.
Danzo scowled and wiped whatever was on his head off. He took one look at it and yelled out.
"THAT DAMN BIRD CRAPPED ON MY HEAD!"
Two miles outside of Konoha, Harry grinned.
"He yells louder than that secretary," he said, causing Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke to laugh.
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Danzo's Interlude
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Danzo shuddered as he walked into the animal clinic. He wanted the bird crap off him, but he wasn't sure if there was any particular way he had to do it (stupid paranoia), so he entered the animal clinic, intent on asking the one who ran it, fully believing that whatever was on his head was owl poo.
He was, understandably, surprised when Inuzuka Hana told him the following:
"Um…Owls don't poop," she said.
"What did you say?" Danzo growled.
"Owls don't poop," Hana repeated, "They eat rodents whole and then regurgitate the fur and bones as pellets later."
"Regurgitate?" Danzo asked. He was almost scared to know the answer.
"Yes, regurgitate. You know, upchuck. Like cats getting rid of hairballs."
Danzo's, rather girly, scream could be heard throughout Konoha.
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Yes it's short, but it's an interlude. Just meant to keep you happy for a short while. So read and review please! Smiles!
Rune
P.S. For those of you that wanted to know the pairings: Kakashi/Iruka, Sasuke/Gaara, Naruto/Shino, Zabuza/Harry, Haku/Hinata, Will/Kisame, Neville/Itachi, OC(Swordsman)/Megan, Raiga/Jemma
Those are the only ones I have right now.