I'm back! Sorry I couldn't update yesterday, I had my first modified soccer game. I'm so proud of my team, we beat the other team 5-0. I was goalie for the entire game. But who cares about my life, let's start the short court case of the Signless and his followers.
Dualscar and one other troll stood to the opposite side of the Condesce. The other troll was tall and muscular. His wild black hair stuck up in every direction, and his long horns curved and pointed inwards. This was the troll in the hedge. His face was painted with white make-up, and the only remaining parts of gray that were on his face were around his eyes and mouth. The front of his black shirt had horizontal purple stripes. The upper arms were black, and the lower arms also had purple stripes. The groin was separate from the pants by purple trim, and the purple sign for Capricorn was in the middle. The pants were black, with purple circles. He looked like he came straight out of a horror novel.
The first troll was a male. He was tall and thin, albeit strong. His short black hair was neatly combed. Instead of two horns, he had four, two horns on each side. His outfit was one-piece, much like the Condesce's. It was yellow and black. There were black rings around the neck, and the sign for Gemini was made by black stripes. His lower arms and boots were black. There was yellow headband that wrapped around his face and kept his hair out of his face. One of his eyes was blue, and the other was red. Two tiny fangs protruded out of each side of his mouth. He was actually very handsome.
The Condesce must have thought the same, because she muttered, "Oh, what do we have here."
"This is the Psionic. He is an extremely powerful psychic, rumored to be the most powerful. He was put into slavery, like most of his caste. He met the Signless, who encouraged him to escape. The Psionic created a riot, and has preached with him ever since," Redglare said. The Psionic growled.
"Offenses are starting a riot, breaking out of slavery, and heresy. Do you admit to your crimes?" asked the Condesce.
"They were no crimeth. They were the right thing to do. I proudly admit to them." The Psionic spoke with a slight lisp.
"We find you motherfucking guilty motherfucker!" the male troll yelled. "Legislacerator Redglare, you may deem the punishment," he spoke in almost a whisper.
"Thank you, Grand Highblood. His punishment will be returning to slavery."
"No." Neophyte looked at the Condesce questioningly. The Condecse smiled wickedly. "The Psionic will be kept as ma slave, and he will power the kingdom."
"Yes, Your Imperious Condescension. Next is the Disciple. She joined the Signless and recorded all of his preachings. She also attacked soldiers when the soldiers were trying to stop a riot."
The next troll that stepped up was a female. She was short and slim. Her horns looked like cat ears. Her curly black hair was long and wild. Like the troll before her, her outfit was one-piece. It was black and olive-green. Her stomach had green stripes. The sign for Leo was across her chest, and her forearms and legs had vertical stripes. Instead of nails, she had claws.
"Do you admit to your crimes?" asked the Condesce.
"Psh, the soldiers attacked innocent trolls for no reason," she muttered, crossing her arms.
"Guilty motherfucker!" the Grand Highblood yelled.
"Attacking a soldier is one of the highest offenses. You will be executed tomorrow," Redglare stated. The Disciple growled.
"Next," the Condesce said boredly.
"The next troll is the Dolorosa. She abandoned her duties tending to the mother grub, raised the mutant instead of culling it, and followed him through his preachings."
The next troll was probably the mother of Kanaya and Porrim. She had the same horns, and obviously had an eye for fashion. Her black hair was short and stuck up. Her eyes were yellow, and two fangs were poking out of her mouth. Her skin was a ghostly white, much to the Condesce's obvious discomfort. Her black dress was elegant, with a light green veil in the back and jade stripes on the bottom. She was tall, and moved elegantly. On her breast was a tiny jade Virgo sign.
"Hide your glow, rainbow drinker," the Condesce ordered. The Dolorosa's skin changed to gray, and the eyes changed to jade.
"Guilty," the Grand Highblood whispered. He was odd, alternating between extremely loud and extremely quiet.
"Your punishment will be slavery," Redglare said. The Dolorosa simply nodded and stood next to her colleagues. "Lastly, we have the Signless. He has been responsible for riots across the kingdom, an has been preaching heresy."
The male troll stepped up. His black hair was messy, and his two horns were short and nubby. He was wearing a gray cloak, and black leggings that came up to his arms. Two red stripes ran down the side. "Mutant. You have been preachin' false truths and have been the cause of riots."
"And we find you motherfucking guilty!" the Grand Highblood yelled.
Redglare gave a look of sympathy to the Signless. "Your penalty is death. You will be executed tomorrow with your Disciple."
"Court dismissed. Darkleer, bring the prisoners to the dungeon," the Condesce ordered. Drkleer took the four prisoners out of the room. Redglare left the room, and the Grand Highblood went up the purple staircase. Dualscar remained, as did Feferi, Meenah, and John.
"How was your first court, favorite," the Condesce asked.
"Very... Interesting, your Imperious Condescension," I replied.
"What about you, grandson?" John grunted and looked away.
"I think you did wonderfully, your Condescension," Dualscar said. Meenah and Feferi made barfing motions.
"Well, Claire is very lucky. She gets to witness two executions tomorrow," the Condesce said, giving me a shark-toothed smile.
"And speaking of Claire, I was going to speak with her so we should go now and no one should interrupt us," John said, slowly walking towards the pink stairway.
"Sorry grandson, I already asked some of ma servants to show her around. You are dismissed." I gave a pitiful smile to John, and he walked up the stairs grumpily. He could really be a grouch when he wanted to. "Feferi and Meenah will show you around first. Other trolls will meet up with you and show you the castle. Isn't that right girls."
Meenah followed John, and Feferi grabbed my hand. "C'mon, it'll be fun!" she exclaimed. Feferi took me up the pink stairs to start the tour.
The next chapter will be up tomorrow. Also, I have some ideas for new stories, but I don't know what I should write next. There is a sequel to this, a Professor Layton and Homestuck crossover, and an OC story where they play sdurb, the crappy parody of sburb. Oh, and my friend said she would kill me if I did an appledash fanfic, so of course I have to write that. PM me about it, I really want your impute.
Alright, I'm out.