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Naruto's Training

Konohamaru walked up to us and pointed at Naruto. "All right! I'll be your apprentice and you'll be my trainer!" Konohamaru explained.

"Huh?" Naruto questioned.

"And afterward, you've got to show me how to do that Sexy Jutsu thing you did on Grandpa Hokage!" Konohamaru yelled. Naruto crossed his arms.

"This is some kind of joke, isn't it?" Naruto asked.

"No! I need a new trainer!" Konohamaru told him. "Please, Boss," Konohamaru begged.

"Huh? Boss?" Naruto said, dumbfounded.

"Yeah! You're the boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!" Konohamaru cheered.

"Well, how can I refuse?" Naruto rubbed the back of his head.

'He just wants someone to order around,' I thought, putting my left hand on my hip. Konohamaru blinked, finally noticing my existence.

"Umm... Who are you?" he asked me. Before I had a chance to speak, Naruto introduced me.

"This is Kaitlyn-chan! Believe it! She's a ninja too!" Naruto shouted.

"Really?! I wouldn't have guessed by looking at her," Konohamaru stated. I narrowed my eyes at the kid. Naruto laughed nervously.

"Yeah! She's as strong as me!" he spoke, making sure I wouldn't get angry. When it comes to fighting, I get offended easily.

"Listen. You wanna be a master ninja? Then believe it! You've got to learn to control your catra," Naruto explained. Konohamaru stopped walking. I laughed a bit.

"Your catra?" Konohamaru questioned, thinking of a cat.

"I said, your catra," Naruto spoke.

"Boss, I think... uh... you're talking about chakra," Konohamaru corrected him. Naruto flinched, realizing he was right.

"Don't question me! Real ninjas say catra!" Naruto told him.

"Really?! I didn't know that! That's cool!" Konohamaru yelled.

"I don't remember that on any of the tests the Third Hokage gave me." I smirked. Naruto growled at me and covered my mouth.

"As I was saying, I'll explain what chakra is," Naruto said. Konohamaru pointed at the sky like he was about to say something important.

"Chakra is the elemental life energy that is used to perform Jutsu!" Konohamaru spoke like some kind of know-it-all.

"Huh?" Naruto questioned.

"The ninja arts combine physical energy from each cell in the body with mystical energy which is intensified through training and experience. When these two chakra mix, special hand signs allow the ninja to focus this combined energy for advanced Jutsu," Konohamaru stated, reading over a scroll that seemed to come out of nowhere.

"Know-it-all! You were just reading that whole thing!" Naruto yelled. "Yo, you can blab all you want about how to do ninja techniques, but it really comes down to one thing!" Naruto stated.

"What is it?" Konohamaru questioned him.

"Just plain hard work and guts," Naruto told him, holding a finger up.

"That's two things, but okay! I'm with you!" Konohamaru cheered.

"All right. I'm going to throw some really big challenges at you now. Are you ready?" Naruto asked.

"I'm ready, Boss!" Konohamaru yelled enthusiastically.

"Good. Then let's do it. Show me a transformation," Naruto instructed.

"Huh?" Konohamaru questioned.

"Believe it. Show me what you can do and I will take you to the next level," Naruto told him.

'I wonder what's for dinner,' I thought, rubbing my stomach.

"Oh, right. Sure, but what… um... what do I transform into?" Konohamaru asked. Naruto looked around until he saw a girl with auburn hair in a blue kimono.

"There! Yeah, right! You can transform into her!" Naruto pointed.

"No problem! Here I go, Boss!" Konohamaru exclaimed.

"Maybe it would be safer if he transformed into me," I suggested.

It was too late. "Transform!" Konohamaru was surrounded by a poof of smoke. He transformed into a large woman with abnormal sized cheeks, a unibrow, and a wart on her forehead. "Well, do I look like her?" Konohamaru asked in a deep voice. I covered my mouth, holding back laughter, but it was too much. I broke out laughing, falling to my knees and crying. Naruto got an anime sweat drop at my reaction and stared at Konohamaru in disgust. I was still laughing.

"Uh... The clothes... kind of look like her," Naruto said. Naruto's face turned purple as he turned around to see the lady Konohamaru transformed into.

"That looks like me?!" the lady asked, making a fist.

Two long, minutes past and I still lied on the ground in pain from all the laughing. Naruto lied next to me in pain from his brutal punishment. We both were suffering, but for different reasons. I was out of breath and gasping for air. "Great," I huffed sarcastically. 'I'm going to have an asthma attack just from laughing,' I thought, wheezing. I coughed a couple times and sat up.

The lady walked over to Konohamaru. "Now, now, Honorable Grandson. Next time you transform into me, make me a little cuter. Okay?" she asked cheerfully. "Tata!" she waved, walking away.

I stood up, still holding a hand on my chest. My airways were tightening. Naruto slowly forced himself to sit up and I gave him a hand to stand up. I slowed my breathing and sighed. "Are you okay?" Naruto asked me.

"Yeah. My throat hurts real bad and my airways feel tight though," I breathed.

"How can you tell they feel tight?" he asked.

"Oh, trust me. If it happens to you, you'll know," I told him.

"She's scary," Konohamaru mumbled next to us.

"You did it. Why am I the one that gets whacked around?" Naruto asked angrily.

"Oh, gee. I wonder," I said sarcastically.

"I know. I just can't figure it out," Naruto rubbed the back of his head. I was about to say something, but stopped. I just shook my head. Explaining sarcasm to him would just be a waste of my precious air.

We walked to a magazine store. "Alright. Next, we do some research on female beauty." Naruto looked down at him.

"Female beauty! Right, Boss!" Konohamaru cheered.

"Preverts," I mumbled.

"Huh? Who are you calling a prevert?!" Naruto asked. He stopped. "Wait... don't you mean pervert?" he questioned.

"Konohamaru's too young to be a pervert, so he's a prevert," I stated.

"But what about me?" Naruto asked. I raised an eyebrow.

"Do you want to be a pervert?" I asked.

"Wait. NO! I'm not a pervert!" Naruto yelled.

"Then why did you make the Sexy Jutsu?" I asked.

"I only did that to prank older men like Iruka Sensei!" Naruto defended.

"Sure," I sighed. Naruto growled and dragged Konohamaru into the store. I waited outside, not caring to see.

'He was right on it working on older men. My grandpa's a major fan of that Jutsu,' I thought with an anime sweat drop. 'Then again, he's just like Jiraiya, only I think my grandpa's worse,' I sighed. "I'm surrounded by perverts. Great," I said sarcastically. I folded my arms.

I heard a lot of noise coming from inside the building. The door slammed open and an old man threw Naruto out. Konohamaru ran out in fear and cowered behind me. "Smooth," I told them sarcastically.

"Shut up," Naruto mumbled from the ground. The man slammed his door shut, making the scared Konohamaru flinch. Naruto stood up and dusted himself off. I noticed that Naruto had a newly received black eye.

"Nice," I said, walking away. Naruto ran ahead of me to lead the way to our next destination. Konohamaru quickened his pace and caught up with me.

Naruto cleared his voice. "Now, this is the last stop, so give it everything you've got. Okay?" Naruto spoke.

"Everything! Right, Boss!" Konohamaru cheered. I examined the building. I put my right hand over my face, ashamed that I hung out with him.

'I really am surrounded by perverts,' I realized.

The two got in stance. "Transform!" they shouted in unison. Once the smoke cleared, I saw a female version of Naruto and a fat thing that was supposedly a girl from Konohamaru. They looked at each other and nodded. They were about to go inside, but Naruto faced me.

"Aren't you coming?" she asked.

"Nope. Good luck. You're going to need it," I warned her, leaning against the wall. She just smiled and continued walking inside, Konohamaru behind her.

I looked up at the sky and waited. "Three. Two. One," I sighed. Shrieks of horror came from inside the building. I then heard Ino scream the loudest.

"Naruto, you again!? Stay out of the girls' locker room!" she cried. Konohamaru came running out of the building, anime tears streaming down his face. I heard the sounds of Naruto being beaten severely inside the bath house. Konohamaru was hiding behind me. Ino threw Naruto out, making him slide on the ground next to me. "And stay out!" she screamed. Ino glared at me. "Keep your boyfriend under control!" she ordered.

"He's not my-!" I started, but she slammed the door shut. Naruto was cringing on the ground, in pain. I sighed and put his arm over my shoulder, helping him up.

"Why are girls so violent!?" Konohamaru asked. I looked down at him. "Are you violent!?" he questioned.

"Hmm," I put my finger to my lips, having a flashback.

"Who wants to play Halo!?" Anni asked. I was at her twelfth birthday party. I was still twitching with excitement from all the Dr Pepper I chugged. I already went through her twelve-pack. Her older brother even offered me an energy drink. I declined for the safety of my friends though.

"I guess I'll play," Alex rolled her eyes. "But on one condition," she held up a finger.

"What?" Anni questioned.

"Kaitlyn's my partner!" she announced, grabbing me by the hand and running into Anni's brother's room to play Xbox.

Anni puffed out her cheeks. "Fine," she pouted.

Anni put the game in and everyone took their seats. I started giggling with excitement, still twitching. Anni eyed me strangely. Alex laughed. "I love it when you have caffeine! You actually talk!" Alex cheered.

I started laughing out loud. I felt like someone was tickling me. No one was of course and this seemed to scare Anni even more. Kendra just stared at us.

"Let's play!" I screamed. Anni's brother stuck his head in the doorway.

"Are you sure you don't want that energy drink? It's my last Five Hour one," he told me with a smile.

"NO!" Anni and Kendra yelled in unison.

"She doesn't need any more caffeine!" Anni shrieked. I laughed even harder.

"I've never seen her so happy." Alex blinked.

"Sorry, Kyle." I laughed, "I'll have another Dr Pepper though!" Anni shook her head at me.

"Okay. You're loss," he said, leaving.

"Okay!" I shouted. "No matter what happens, don't any of you blow up my tank!" I warned. Anni started laughing.

"You do realize I'm going to blow up your tank now, right?" she asked.

"And you do realize even if you get fifty kills, Kaitlyn, I'm going to bring us down to negative eleven, right?" Alex laughed.

"Yes, I know that Alex. And, Anni, if you even think about blowing up my tank, I'll make your life a living hell and sell your future children on EBay!" I threatened. She laughed evilly, earning a glare from me. "Do you want your children to be sold to a pedophile?!" I asked.

"I don't want kids," she admitted.

"What if I accidentally blow up your tank?" Alex asked nervously, changing the subject.

"Well, you're my best friend and my teammate, so you can get away with it." I smiled.

"Ha! In your face, Anni!" Alex pointed, smirking proudly.

"Time to play!" Kendra cheered. We all picked up our controllers and began playing.

Five minutes past and Anni managed to blow up my tank. "Anni!" I shrieked. "YOU BLEW UP MY TANK!" I glared. She laughed maniacally. I slapped her in the back of the head with all force.

"Ouch!" she cried. Alex was on the floor, laughing. The door opened.

"What broke?" Anni's mom asked angrily.

"My head!" Anni cried. Alex was still laughing. Anni's mom rolled her eyes and left the room. "Damn," Anni pouted.

"Serves you right!" I yelled.

A few more minutes past and Anni did it again. "Anni!" I screamed. Anni was laughing so hard tears came out. That was almost the last straw. I pulled my arm back, aimed, and chucked my controller at her forehead with all my might.

"AH-H!" she cried in pain. I hit her with perfect accuracy.

"Note to self: Never piss Kaitlyn off," Alex mumbled.

"I would of never guess that Sweet Kaitlyn could be so violent," Kendra spoke, dumbfounded.

"Sweet Kaitlyn my ass!" Anni rubbed her forehead.

"I warned you!" I reminded her.

It's been almost half an hour. I thought I was in the clear till Anni jumped on my tank and chucked a sticky bomb at my head. I blew up in a matter of seconds. "HA! I didn't blow up your tank! You have nothing on me!" Anni cheered, laughing. I smiled at her, my eye twitching.

"Shit," Alex spoke. I handed Alex my controller.

"What are you doing?" Anni asked me. I smiled darkly at her before standing up in my chair.

"Kaitlyn?" Kendra asked worriedly. I tackled Anni to the floor and pinned her down.

"You still took my tank away from me, you bitch!" I screamed. I was about to punch her, but Alex and Kendra pulled me off of my screaming victim. "I will kill you!" I screamed, kicking back and forth.

"Hehehe," I laughed evilly, coming back to the real world. Konohamaru backed away slowly. "Me violent? I would never." I smiled innocently. Konohamaru looked at me, nervously.

"I feel a dark aura coming from her," he mumbled.