Disclaimer: Again, I own nothing. The great J.K. Rowling does. If I owned Harry Potter I would not be the poor little college student that I am. And I would take Draco out for a little spin if you know what I mean.

Chapter 16

Hermione was rushing around, trying to get everything done before 8 o'clock. She conjured up 5 sleeping bags. 3 red and 2 blue. I guess everything is done for now. I have half an hour to rest before the girls get here. Draco had just finished Quidditch practice when he walked into his dorm, shocked to see Hermione out of their room. He was even more shocked to see her smiling. He looked around the room to see that there was a bunch of food on the kitchen counter and a huge flat screen TV beside the fireplace.

"Hey Mi. What's going on tonight?"

"Just a few girls coming over for a girl's night. Ginny thought it would be a good idea. So, in half an hour, make yourself scarce."

They laughed. "Where will I go?"

"I don't know. Go find Blaise or something."

"Yeah, I guess I could do that. He's been talking about giving me the bachelor party I never got to have anyway, so tonight would be a great night to do it."

"Yeah, sure, do whatever you want as long as you're not here tonight."

"Ok, ok, ok. I get the picture. I'll try and make myself scarce for the night. I'll see you tomorrow." He went into their room, got some clothes for the night and the next day, gave her a quick kiss goodbye, and went to go find Blaise.

Not 15 minutes later, the girls were knocking on the portrait. They all came in and everyone other than Ginny and Hermione were in awe of the Head's dorm.

"Merlin 'Mione, this is so much better than Gryffindor Tower." Gushed Pavarti and Lavender.

"Yeah, definitely better than Ravenclaw too." Said Luna.

"Well girls, you can put your stuff in the bedroom and then we can decide what we want to do first."

The girls put their stuff in the bedroom, thinking about what they wanted to do. Lavender came up with an idea first. "How about Truth or Dare?"

They nodded in agreement. "Ok, who wants to go first?" asked Padma.

'I'll ask the first question." Said Ginny. "Herms, Truth or Dare?

"Truth."

"Ok, Is Draco really the Sex God that he claimed to be last year?"

Hermione started to blush. "You bet he is."

Everyone burst out into giggles. "Ok, ok. Lavender, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to go into the Gryffindor 7th year's boy's dorm and steal a pair of underwear from each of them."

"Oh Merlin, 'Mione, give me something easier. Please."

"Nope, you have to do it. You have fifteen minutes to complete the task, starting now."

Lavender got up and ran out of the room and headed straight to the Gryffindor tower. She kept repeating "Courage" to herself as she ran through the common room and up to the boys dorm. She went to Seamus' and Dean's drawers first. She knew where their underwear was. She had dated them last year. She grabbed a pair of red thongs from Seamus and a pair of gold boxers from Dean. Then she went to Neville's drawers and stole a pair of black boxers. She also stole a pair of green silk boxers from Harry, but to her surprise when she got to Ron's, he didn't have any. She shrugged, hid the underwear in her shirt and ran back to Hermione's dorm.

"I got all of them except for Ron's. He didn't have any."

"Sorry Lav, but I forgot to tell you. Ron doesn't wear any." Hermione said with a grin.

"Herms, how would you know that about my dear big brother?"

Hermione blushed for the second time that night. "I slept with him last year before finals."

Everyone looked at her in shock. "What? It's not like any of you are virgins either."

"Ok, I get your point. I have a new game. How about we go around the room and each of us tells a story about a guy we slept with and the rest of us have to guess who it is. Herms, you go first since you're Mrs. Slytherin Sex God."

"Okay, I was with this guy one time and he tied me to the bed frame so I couldn't move. Then he poured chocolate syrup down my stomach and licked it off."

The girls thought about it for a few minutes. "Was it Ron because we all know how he likes to eat?" Lav asked.

"Nope."

"I know it was Draco, wasn't it?" Luna shouted.

"Yeah, it was. The first time that we had sex. It was also the night I got pregnant." She grabbed her mouth, realizing what she just said.

"YOU'RE WHAT!" asked Pavarti.

"I'm pregnant. About 2 months now."

"Merlin, well, what do you have? A boy or girl?"

"I want a girl but of course Draco wants a boy."

Meanwhile in the Slytherin common room

Draco was having a blast. Blaise had gone all out for his "bachelor party". He had bottles of smuggled firewhiskey and tons of butterbeer. He had also put a spell on the stereo system so only people inside the common room could hear the music. Draco had managed to avoid Pansy for most of the night. He spoke too soon. She now had him cornered.

"Drakie, baby, why have you been avoiding me?"

"There are several reasons. 1. I'm married to the most beautiful woman in the world. 2. You tried to ruin the happiest day of my life so far. And 3. You're a nasty little whore I want nothing to do with."

"Drakie, you know that we are meant to be together. I don't care if that mudblood bitch is the Dark Lord's daughter or not. She'll always be a mudblood whore. You can dress her up in the prettiest robes but she'll always be filth that isn't worth to be walked on."

Draco was furious and knocked her across the room. He was never one to hit girls because of his father hit his mother, but Pansy deserved it. She had crossed the line. He stomped out of the common room and went to find his mother.