Dancing Fools 5
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC, Marvel, or Sunbow Entertainment. I own Farrah/Perisana and Lance/Diablos. Red Witch owns the Misfits. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 2: Don't Judge!
Now that you know who your competitors are, let's introduce to you the judges. First up…COBRA COMMANDER!
Cobra Commander turned around, tied into the chair,
"LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT, PERSIANA13! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? RED WITCH, DO SOMETHING!"
Red Witch shook her head,
"Aw, sorry, Cobra. You see, since I am the representative of the Misfits and all my works surrounding them, I took the liberty of signing you all up to this!"
Mystique grumbled,
"Translation; she forged our signatures."
Shut up, Misty, or I'll release that sex tape of you and Zartan.
Mystique was horrified,
"YOU WOULDN'T?"
Wouldn't I? I mean, I've seen some pretty kinky bed time moments, but yours definitely takes the cake. I mean, who knew Zartan was into something like THAT?
Red Witch blinked,
"Wait, you have a sex tape of Zartan and Mystique? Since when did you get that, or do I even want to know?
Trade secret. Besides, there's a reason I like calling her Misty.
The author looked at Zartan with an evil grin. Zartan was stunned,
"Oh, no. Please, don't tell them. Please, I'm begging you. Don't tell them."
Tell them what? You have a Pokemon fetish, how Mystique dresses up like Misty, and you dress up like-.
Zartan screamed,
"NOT ANOTHER WORD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
He left the set in a hurry. Mystique shouted,
"I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!"
She left the set as well.
The author looked at everyone,
Huh, must have been something I said.
Red Witch said,
"And I thought I was crazy."
Cobra Commander winced,
"That is disturbing."
Toad said,
"Yeah."
Everyone else nodded in agreement. Cobra Commander nodded in understanding,
"Well, now that that's settled…LET ME OUT THIS MINUTE! THE LEGION OF COBRA WILL SMITE YOU!"
Shut up, snake breath!
The author grabbed a mallet and slammed it on top of Cobra Commander's head. He fell unconscious, little flying snakes circling around him.
There; that's better.
Red Witch nodded in approval,
"Excessively violent and unnecessary. I like it."
I knew you would. Next judge to introduce…EMMA FROST!
Emma Frost turned, tied to the chair,
"WHAT IS THIS? I WAS AT A RED SOX GAME AND NOW, I'M HERE! WHAT IS THIS MAD HOUSE? DID RED WITCH REDECORATE?"
Red Witch explained,
"You know, I wish I could take credit on this one, but my newest follower came up with an insane idea and I had to go along with it. Besides, he's going to co-host my parody of Dancing with the Stars with the Misfits."
Farrah smirked,
"Hey, you're from Boston, right?"
Emma nodded,
"Yes, but what-?"
Farrah dumped bucket of green paint all over Emma, then slapped large paint roller across Emma's face. Everyone burst into laughter. Farrah grinned,
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you; the GREEN MONSTER!"
She cackled maniacally. Emma was boiling mad,
"YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"
Wanda chuckled,
"I like her. She makes us look normal."
Catseye laughed,
"So true. Catseye like crazy lion girl!"
Miss Marvel entered, dripping in green paint,
"PERSIANA!"
Farrah covered her mouth in mock shock,
"Good God! The Green Monster is multiplying! They're taking over the world!"
Pyro opened a lighter,
"Get her, Mr. Flickers!"
A flaming construct of a fire dragon appeared and erupted with a fire breath attack, setting Miss Marvel on fire. Miss Marvel yelled,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT OUT, YOU INSANE MANIAC! PUT IT OUT!"
She ran away.
Well, that was eventful.
Red Witch smirked,
"You get used to that."
Uh, right. Anyway, let's meet our third judge for the show…MAGNETO!
Magneto was tied to a chair as he screamed,
"HELP! I'LL STOP MY WAR WITH HUMANITY! JUST DON'T MAKE ME ENDURE THIS ANYMORE! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
He began sobbing. Wanda laughed,
"Wow, Magneto is broken. Cool!"
Quit complaining, bucket head!
The author grabbed an extra large mallet and slammed it on Magneto. Magneto fell unconscious.
Now that that's settled, the show can begin!
Cyclops cried out,
"We're doomed!"
He got shocked with a taser,
"!"
Red Witch grumbled,
"Quit complaining."
Nice.
Next Chapter:
The insanity begins!