Dancing Fools 5
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC, Marvel, or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Red Witch owns the Misfits! Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 4: Such Willowing Grace
And, we're back, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry the commercial break took so long; we were busy getting ready for-.
Rev. Stryker entered, demanding,
"PERSIANA13, RED WITCH! Cease and desist!"
Red Witch rolled her eyes,
"Great, he's here."
I thought I recognized him somewhere. Didn't he get blown up by one of my landmines? (1)
Rev. Stryker proclaimed,
"That doesn't matter! I have been sent by God to stop the insanity with you freaks of nature, and I intend to do that!"
The author smirked evilly,
Just give me one second.
The author dialed a number,
Yes, he's here again. Yes, he's on the usual warpath. You're already here? Good, thanks.
The author hung up,
Rev, nothing personal, but you really don't want to stop the show now.
Rev Stryker demanded,
"Why not?"
Deadpool entered and waved,
"Hi, gang."
Wolverine groaned,
"This is going to end badly, I know it."
Deadpool, you know that game you like to play, right? Operation?
Deadpool clapped his hands excitedly,
"Yay! It's the bestest game in the whole world!"
Beast swallowed,
"I think I know where this is leading up to."
Guess what, Wade? Stryker just came down here because he wants to play!
Stryker was horrified,
"NO! NO! I'M NOT DOING IT!"
You'll do it or I release that footage of you and 'Nancy' in a heated make out session!
Red Witch asked,
"Isn't that Graydon Creed's name now that he's a woman?"
The one and only. Hey, I just thought of something. Maybe 'Nancy' could wear a sexy nurse's outfit when Deadpool performs surgery!
Deadpool grabbed Stryker,
"Thanks, you two. To the ER!"
He dashed away. Rev. Stryker roared,
"YOU MANIACS! HELP ME! THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR!"
Diablos blinked,
"Well, that was interesting."
Kitty grinned,
"I like this guy. He may not be as nutty as Red Witch, but he does like to bring it."
Red Witch snapped,
"Shut up!"
She fired a bean bag gun. Kitty got hit,
"OW! That hurt!"
All right, all right. Enough with the excessive violence. We can get to that during the commercial break. Right now, I want to introduce tonight a couple that has seriously turned some heads around here as of late. I present…Avalanche and Willow!
Avalanche entered, dressed in tuxedo,
"I'm guessing it's one of those fancy dances you have, right?"
Right, you and Willow tonight are going to be dancing…the Waltz!
Willow entered in REVEALING outfit,
"Ok, I know we've been practicing, but do you think we can win?"
I think the audience is already winning right now.
All the males, with the exception of Diablos, drooled. Cyclops stammered,
"Uh, uh, wow."
Iceman laughed,
"Geez, Avalanche. How does your girlfriend wear something like that?"
Diablos observed,
"Huh, that is something Farrah would wear."
Farrah called out,
"Hey, Willow. Does that dress come in red?"
The X-girls scowled at the men or their respective boyfriends. Jean sent a psychic jolt to Cyclops,
"Knock it off!"
Cyclops held his head,
"Ow! That hurts!"
This could take a while.
The sounds of Stryker screaming for mercy could be heard, followed by power tools, nails being hammered in, and a cow's moo. The author asked,
Did anyone else hear that? I think Bessie might have gotten loose again.
Red Witch was confused,
"You keep a cow backstage?"
Doesn't everyone, and I'm not talking about Miss Marvel.
Miss Marvel yelled,
"I heard that!"
Red Witch presented,
"Well, let's see Willow and Avalanche do the Waltz!"
As Willow and Avalanche danced the Waltz, it was an elegant mix of grace and control. During the performance, Willow's dress seemed to reveal more than it should, teasing almost every male there. When the dance was over, the author said,
Very moving performance, you two. Let's go to the judges.
Cobra Commander critiqued,
"Nice form, yet a little slow on the execution. A seven."
Emma Frost applauded,
"A good waltz. Not a great one, mind you. A eight."
Magneto nodded,
"I approve. A nine!"
Red Witch said,
"24 points. Very good score."
Cyclops jumped on stage,
"Hah! I bet, if she were to dance with me, she would be perfect."
Colossus laughed,
"Nyet, comrade. She should dance with me."
Gambit shook his head,
"Not true, mon amis. The Chere should dance with the Gambit."
Cyclops yelled,
"She's mine!"
He tackled them both, a brawl breaking out. Jean rolled her eyes,
"BOYS!"
Red Witch said,
"Well, when we return, we're going to have another dance couple lined up? Who is it going to be? How should I know? This isn't my fic, I just work here!"
Next Chapter:
More Dancing Insanity!