Dancing Fools 5
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Red Witch owns the Misfits! Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 6: Delicate Butterflies
The author surveyed the damage,
Oh, this is so going to cost me a lot of money. I mean, the scorch marks, the insurance claims…
The author blinked and continued,
And, since when can you do THAT with a nail board? I've never seen anything even close to that. Well, maybe in Fallout 3 or something.
Red Witch asked,
"You play Fallout 3?"
I'm sort of an RPG nut. Fallout 3, Oblivion, the Final Fantasies; stuff like that. Which reminds me; I have to put money down for that new Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 game that's coming out soon.
Diablos rolled his eyes,
"Nice to see you have your priorities in order."
He got hit with a mallet,
"OW! Farrah!"
Farrah asked innocently,
"What? What did I do?"
She handed Wanda the mallet,
"When your idiot brother goes on, hit him with this."
Wanda grinned,
"Nice. Thanks."
She hit Jean and knocked her out,
"What do you know? It works!"
Beast groaned,
"And to think this is normal."
Wolverine rolled his eyes,
"Yeah."
Red Witch asked,
"So, who's our next couple?"
Our next couple for the evening is Blob and Dragonfly. Now, this is a fan favorite couple that Red Witch, while she is crazy most of the time, she does have her moments of lucidity.
Cyclops blinked,
"Did you say Red Witch is sane?"
She has her moments.
Jean, regaining consciousness, asked,
"What hit me?"
She looked around,
"Who's on next?"
Wolverine: Blob and Dragonfly.
Jean scoffed,
"Honestly, what does Lina see in him? He's just…Blob!"
She got hit with a bean bag,
"OW! Red Witch!"
Red Witch yelled,
"Shut up! Now, because I came up with the couple, Blob and Dragonfly are going to be dancing something I pick. Something that exemplifies their grace and charm. They're going to be dancing…the Tango."
Blob entered in tango wear,
"I'm getting worried. I haven't seen Lina all day."
Farrah smirked,
"Don't worry, Freddy. I made a dress especially for her. You'll like it."
Dragonfly entered in demure, yet provocative gown. She blushed,
"Freddy?"
The audience and judges were stunned. Cyclops shook his head in disbelief,
"Whoa, she's gorgeous."
Beast blinked,
"Stunning."
Dragonfly asked shyly,
"Do you like the dress, Freddy?"
She noticed Blob was speechless. Farrah smirked,
"I always knew she'd look good in something like that."
Blob stammered,
"I…love it."
We all do. Now, let's get dancing, you two.
As Blob and Dragonfly graced the dance floor, everyone was floored that, despite the difference in sizes, Blob and Dragonfly were performing perfectly. When the dance was over, the author said,
That was a stirring performance. Let's see what the judges say!
Cobra Commander said,
"Now, I mean what I say next; that was…AMAZING! TEN!"
Emma Frost applauded,
"Brilliant performance. Ten as well."
Magneto laughed,
"And here I thought I you were just a useless pile of lard. Ten as well!"
Red Witch clapped,
"Our first flawless performance of the night! 30 points!"
I have to agree with the judges on this one. Awesome, awesome performance. Well, when we return, another couple goes through the ringer. Will they be just as flawless? Not likely. Stay tuned!
Next Chapter:
The insanity continues…