Dancing Fools 5

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Red Witch owns the Misfits! Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.

Chapter 8: Goddess of Pain

Multiple ran by,

"TRINITY! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Daria ran by,

"Come back here, handsome!"
Brittany ran by,

"We want to kiss you!"

Quinn ran by,

"Along with a lot of other things!"

The three of them all ran off camera. Diablos blinked,

"Why does this remind of me someone I know?"

He turned to Farrah. Farrah shook her head,

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

Deadpool entered,

"Persiana13, I am finished with the operation."

Good, get Miss Stryker out of here and over to ABC studios.

Deadpool left. The author called out,

Quit getting blood all over my set. I don't want any evidence to be linked back to me!

The author muttered,

Idiot.

Red Witch asked,

"You're sending a cross-dressing Stryker to ABC studios? Why? He's going to tell you where he was."

I know. When Deadpool had 'her' in surgery, I had Professor Xavier wipe 'her' mind. Stryker thinks that 'she' is an activist for mutants now.

Red Witch winced,

"Oh, that is going to end badly. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Or girl. Whatever."

Red Witch grinned,

"Say, do you think you could do this to Senator Kelly and General Eddington as well?"
Kelly was horrified,

"I am not having that maniac touch me!"
Eddington was equally horrified,

"You're insane, Persiana13! You ought to be brought up on treason charges!"

I'd be careful what I say around here, General. You never know if I have some…incriminating evidence on you.

The author smirked evilly. Whithalf had the same smirk,

"I remember that."

Eddington shook his head,

"What are you talking about?"

Oh, nothing, really. I just happen to have a tape of you and a certain congressman's teenage daughter, who, by the way, IS underage, going over some…invasion plans, shall we say? I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you.

Eddington was furious,

"THIS IS EXTORTION!"

Me, extortion? Do I look like the type?
Everyone shouted,

"YES!"

The author blinked,

You're right, I would.

Red Witch smirked,

"Now that that's settled-."

Storm shouted from backstage,

"SHIPWRECK, QUIT TRYING TO GRAB MY ASS!"

Lightning flashed. Shipwreck entered, singed,

"What a woman! I think I'm in love."

Beast rolled his eyes,

"So we've noticed."

Red Witch called out,

"Come on, Storm. We're waiting."

Storm said from backstage,

"I'm not coming out."

Shipwreck, go get her drunk and her bring her out here.

Storm screamed,

"Don't you dare! I'm coming out."

She entered, dressed in scandalous white dress,

"Who designed this dress, anyway?"

Farrah raised her hand,

"That'd be me, Stormy. Trust me, I've worn less."

Storm blinked,

"Why do I believe that? This can't be any more degrading."
Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Storm and Shipwreck will be dancing…the sexy samba!

Storm groaned,

"It just did. Goddess, I hate my life."

Shipwreck grinned,

"You heard the man. Let's make this dance sexy!"

As the two were dancing, Shipwreck occasionally groped Storm more than he should. Storm swore in her head and threatens very unspeakable acts of torture when she was done. Both were very good dancers, keeping rhythm. When the dance was over, the author said,

Stirring performance. Let's go to the judges.

Cobra Commander declared,

"Very good performance. Nine!"

Emma Frost applauded,

"A very sensuous dance indeed. Nine!"

Magneto drooled at the dress,

"TEN!"

Red Witch said approvingly,

"28 points. Very good score, you two!"
Storm nodded,

"Now that that's settled…"

She turned to Shipwreck and unleashed hail stones,

"THIS IS FOR GRABBING MY ASS!"

Shipwreck ran, still being pelted with hailstones,

"You know, this is only proving you love me more!"

Storm, wielding an axe, screeched,

"DIE! DIE! DIE!"

Well, that was eventful. Hopefully, my studio can stand up after this. Luckily, I got all sorts of insurance on this place, just in case. Well, anyway, we have one more couple to go through the night. Stay tuned.

Cobra Commander: Thank God. SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS NUT HOUSE!

He then got hit with a mallet and knocked unconscious.

Next Chapter:

The Final Couple.