Dancing Fools 5

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Red Witch owns the Misfits. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.

Chapter 9: The Frog Prince

Ladies and gentlemen; we have one more couple to see perform tonight-.

The audience and judges cheered. The author shouted,

HEY! I AM NOT DONE!

The audience calmed down and the author continued,

Now, our last couple for the evening is Toad and Althea.

Cobra Commander: Wait, so we've got an amphibian and Ariel the mermaid finishing up the night?"

He got hit with a mallet,

"OW!"

Cobra Commander, let me tell you something; you'll sit there and judge this couple, or I'll release that tape of the Cobra Christmas party where you were madly making out with Destro!
Destro was frantic,

"HE WAS DRUNK! HE THOUGHT I WAS A LIGHTHOUSE!"

Baroness chuckled,

"Well, you two WERE under the mistletoe, and you didn't exactly turn him down, either."

Destro complained,

"He came on to me! What was I supposed to do, say no?"
Gen. Hawk said,

"Shooting him might help."

Destro blinked,

"Why can't I think of things like that?"

Mystique shrugged,

"The idea of giving Graydon Creed a sex change never occurred to me either. Huh, maybe I should get more of my crazy ideas from Persiana13. He seems to be in the know when it comes to torture."

Red Witch scowled,

"What about me? I torture you guys plenty, Misty!"

Mystique groaned,

"Oh, please don't call me that. Please."

Red Witch taunted,

"Why, Misty? Afraid someone might steal your Poke Balls?"

The audience snickered. Mystique groaned,

"On second thought, I'll keep my mouth shut."

Good idea. Now, Toad and Althea are going to be dancing a very…provocative dance.

Shipwreck limped on camera,

"I'm protesting this! I don't want my daughter to be the victim of some sick fantasy you and the readers have about Toad and Althea."

Shipwreck, I'm surprised at you. I mean, it is only a mature rated erotica fic. It's not like it's going to go on an adult fan fiction web site.

The author shifted his eyes quickly,

Besides, I do happen to have a mature rated one-shot somewhere where you and Storm are in hot bed action together.

Red Witch asked,

"Do you really write these types of stories?"

The author smiled,

I just like to keep things going, and a little extortion helps.

Shipwreck blinked,

"Wait, you have a mature one shot with me and Storm?"
Yep. In fact, it's just in my office, next to the liquor. Feel free to take it and the booze.

Shipwreck said,

"First I want to read this fiction. Then, I'll decide."

Shipwreck left. The author dialed his phone,

He's coming. You know what to do.

The sounds of a struggle could be heard, followed by Shipwreck's screams. Shipwreck asked,

"What's going on here?"

He got knocked out, dragged into unmarked van. The van screeched out of the parking lot. Red Witch asked,

"What was that?"

Oh, earlier I called several of my fans to help out taking care of annoyances like this. Don't worry; they're only going to bury him alive somewhere.

Toad entered in a suit,

"Yo, what are we dancing?"
You two are going to dance…the Mambo!

Althea, in demure, yet revealing dress, entered,

"Does my father know about this?"
No, he's playing with my insane readers. By that, I mean they're probably going to hurt him a lot.

Althea asked,

"So, nothing I need to worry about, right?"
Red Witch nodded,

"Yeah, pretty much. Let's get this over with!"
As Toad and Althea danced the mambo, the two were turning up the sensual heat and made every movement as graceful as the next. When it was over, the author said,

Wonderful performance. Let's go to the judges!

Cobra Commander applauded,

"Excellent performance! I was deeply moved. Ten!"

Emma Frost smirked,

"I like it. You two definitely have talent, and, in a big way! Ten!"

Magneto was stunned,

"Since when can you dance like that, Toad? I never knew that!"
Toad shrugged,

"I'm full of surprises."

Magneto smiled,

"You certainly are. TEN!"

Red Witch declared,

"Thirty points. You're tied for first with Blob and Dragonfly! Yay!"

She fired the bean bag gun that launches electric eels wildly, hitting Jean, Gambit, Rogue, Cyclops, Emma Frost, Hawk, Eddington, Whithalf, Diablos, Tabitha, Sam, Magma, and Destro. Those that were hit yelled out,

"OW! ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!"

Next Chapter:
The Finale!