Ok, so sorry its a lot late, but I forgot to upload this.
Umm...i did James and GryffindorPrincess0894 did Sirius and Remus
Hope you like it
Chapter Three: Defence Against the Dark Arts
Sirius
James
Remus
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Cough Moony Cough
Huh?
We're learning about werewolves idiot
We are?
Yes, and who do we know that's a werewolf?
Oh! Rem-
Shut up!
Sorry
Idiot...
Why does everyone always call me an idiot?
Maybe because you are?
Moony you're so mean today
Maybe it's that time of the month...
Oh my God! Will you two stop making it sound like I'm a chick that's had a sex change?
I thought we agreed on calling it your furry little problem
I hate you both...
No you don't Moony, you love us!
And just because you go through some... changes every month doesn't mean we don't love you either
Gah! I give up...
Pads, I think you've finally done it. You've caused Moony's brain to implode-
What does implode mea-
(Remus chucks a dictionary at Sirius)
Never mind!
Moony where'd you get a dictionary from?
Nyahhh
Well anyway... as I was saying, Padfoot you've finally caused Moony's brain to implode. Look at him! He's been banging his head on the desk repeatedly for the past ten minutes!
Well I just have that effect on people
You mean the effect of turning everyone around you completely insane?
Exactly! Hey look! A pink and purple flying hippopotamus!
What?!
Padfoot are you insane? Or has your brain finally given up on you?
(Gasp) You insulted the pink and purple flying hippopotamus! You shall die!
Oh Merlin save me...
And me...
And me! Aha Moony your face looks funny!
Padfoot, for the love of Merlin's socks tell me who gave you the sugar so that I can go and strangle them!
Who says someone gave me sugar? I might have went and gotten it myself- oh crap, I shouldn't have said that...
You did WHAT?!
(Nervously) Hehe... so where's Prongs?
Oh he's talking to Lily
Ah, right well... more time for us to... do stuff (winks)
Hmm what did you have in mind exactly?
Oh you know... you and me. Bed. Handcuffs...
Oh I like where this is heading...
"What are you boys doing?"
Crap, hide the note, its Professor Grindear!
Why? It's not like there's anything bad on it
Padfoot! You do realise that we just wrote pretty much a whole page of sexual innuendos?
Oh shit! Hide the-
(Voices)
A hand snatched the parchment between the two boys.
"What's this?" asked Professor Grindear.
"N-nothing Professor" said Remus.
"Really? Then you won't mind me reading it out to the class?"
Remus and Sirius shared a pained look as he began reading out what was written on the parchment.
"Oh he's talking to Lily. Ah, right well... more time for us to... do stuff (winks). Hmm what did you have in mind exactly? Oh you know... you and me. Bed. Handcuffs... Oh I like where this is heading..." the teacher raised an eyebrow at the two teens shocked faces.
"We were being sarcastic" mumbled Sirius embarrassed.
At that moment James burst the laughter he had been containing the entire time the teacher was reading out the note.
Sirius and Remus scowled at him and the rest of the class gave them weird looks.
"Boys can I talk to you after class?" asked Professor Grindear with a slightly amused look.
"Yes Professor" they answered simultaneously.
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Remus barged into the marauders' dorm and began pacing furiously. James and Sirius followed cautiously behind.
"Argh! If I have to go one more day with people looking at me like that again I'm going to KILL you Sirius!" Remus yelled.
"Me?! What did I do?!" asked Sirius indignantly.
"This is all your fault" fumed Remus.
"What? If it's anyone's fault, it's Prongs'"
"Hey! What did I do? It's not my fault the entire school now thinks your flaming poofters" said James.
"You're the one that started the bloody note!" said Sirius.
"Yes but I didn't force you to start making sexual innuendos, now did I?"
Remus stopped pacing. "But doesn't everyone know we were just kidding?" he asked Remus desperately.
"No they don't because they don't know you as well as I do" said James.
"I hate it when you make sense" grumbled Remus.
"Really? I love it!" said James happily.
"C'mon Moony, you can't tell me you're seriously bothered by this" said Sirius.
"Yeah I mean just the idea of you and Sirius makes me want to laugh" added James.
Remus smiled, "Yeah I guess you're right"
"And you're lucky he didn't read out the part about werewolves" said James as an afterthought.
Sirius then began giggling furiously while the other two boys looked at him as if he had gone insane. Again.
Finally Sirius spoke, "I was just thinking... we would give a whole new meaning to 'puppy love'" he grinned as Remus and James began laughing too.
"Huh, I wonder what they're doing up there..." wondered a third year girl out loud after the giggling drifted down towards the common room.
"Trust me, you don't want to know..." replied Lily Evans.
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i know its like hell late, but i kept forgetting to post it
and i was going to post it yesturday, but i got sims 3 so i got caught up with that sorry