My Version Of Cinder(H)ella[Part 6]
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Back outside of the castle, the soldiers all pouted about how they had just let Hella get away. Rodney had noticed something falling and screaming from the sky, and then colliding onto the ground. "Now look what you've done you idiots!" Frustrated and shocked with what he saw, he turns towards the soldiers and scolds at them for what they have done. "I don't even care about Charles, but if he finds out about this..."
"Hey hold on!" One of the soldiers interrupts him. "Don't you know that that spy is... a spy from the evil witch Stelainia."
"Stelainia?" Rodney asked, not looking amused in the slightest. "How would you know this?"
"Because... She flew on a freaking... flying carpet bed thingy."
Rodney replies with sarcasm. "Oh wow, that is sooo reasonable."
The First Knight ran up to the other knight in worry, "Dude, are you ok?"
"Yea, I'm ok." The Second Knight responds, grabbing his broken helmet and tries putting it back on, when Charles stops him during his processing.
"Hold it rite there."
"Eh?"
"This girl... could she be?" Charles talks to himself for a while, and then speaks up to his fellow comrades, "I have decided that the girl who fits into this ugly looking helmet, shall be my bride."
"WHAT?" The others replied with horror.
Just then, the King named Kuffy runs out of the castle, panting along the way. After he stops running and catches up to his son, he exclaims: "Are you out of your god damn mind boy? She could be a menace!"
"Maybe, Maybe not." The prince takes the helmet from the gay knight and gives it to Rodney. "I want you to give this to every girl and see who fits into it. Whoever actually can shall be-"
"I know I know, your bride I get it!" Rodney brushed it off irritatingly.
Charles waves his hand in a negative-like fashion, "Now run along. Come on men, lets go back inside and drink."
"YAY!" The soldiers and knights cried, as they ran back inside of the castle along with Kuffy.
Charles follows them, but before he goes inside fully, he turns to Rodney and adds, "Oh and, don't come back until you find my bride." And then he walks away.
"'Dont come back until you've found my bride'"," Rodney mimicked, "sheesh. I'm getting sick and tired of working for that guy..." He sighes and walks away.
"Mmmm, huh- wha- where am I?" Hella wakes up from that fall she had earlier. She gets up and sees where she is for the moment. "Aw man, I'm in the freekin woods, now how am I supposed to get back to my house?" She sighs, "Guess I'll just start walking then." After a good walk around the place, she concludes that "This sure looks creepy, and cool, but creepy." She eventually trips and falls downhill. "Oh shit! owowowowowowow!" She lands in the murky water and gets up all covered in mud and twigs. "Ugh, This is the second worst day of my life... Huh? She eventually sees a hole inside of a tree and decides to have a little look at it. "What the?"
She comes across a bunch of animals that seem to be hiding from someone, or something. They all scream at the sight of her, but then stop. "Oh wait, false alarm, it's just a human."
This made Hella a bit confused. "Whoa, now who the hell are you?"
"Oh."The Gopher clears his throat and explains to her what they are. "We are just hopeless animals that are praying for 'the one' to save us all."
"Wait- what? Who is this 'one'?"
"The one that will defeat the evil witch, Stelainia. She has evil powers and disguises herself as ugly women so they wouldn't find her suspicious." The Alligator explains.
"Wow, that's dumb." Hella replied.
"That's what I said when I first heard the story!" The Owl hoots.
Hella scratches her head, thinking. "Hmmm... come 2 think of it, I do have a stepmom whom I've known almost all of my life, and she is ugly. Her name is Stella, do you think that she could she be-"
Gopher exclaimed, "Yes! She could be! Oh my lord, what do we do, what do we do? If she finds us all we will all be.. *Gulp* Bug soup."
"But U guys don't even look like bugs," The Owl reminded them, "cause if ya did I would of eaten you by now :"
Suddenly, a strange noise happens outside.
"CINDERHELLA!" A strange voice was heard from afar. "YOUR NEXT!"
Hella turned around, worried. "Whoa, what was that?"
"That's it, were goners." The Gopher concludes.
Alligators yells out: "Run child, save yourself!"
"My name is Hella, not child!" She gets out of there and makes a run for it, when suddenly the noise gets closer and closer.
"CINDERHELLA! CINDERHELLA!"
Hella was running for her life, not looking back and not slowing down.
When suddenly...
She bumps into somebody and screams. "OH MY GOD!"
"Now where were you young lady?" Denaji asks her stepsister.
Hella stuttered, "Um, I was just trying to find my way back home after a long walk and-"
"Well, don't you know how upset mother will be when she realizes that-" A spaceship falls from the sky making a big sound and interrupting the conversation in the process, BOOM! It comes closer and closer until it shows up right before their eyes.
"What the hell?" Hella stares at it confusedly.
Denaji silently laughs to herself, "Looks like my ride is FINALLY here..." She grabs Hella by the arm.
"Wha? What's going on here?"
"Your gonna come with me, whether you like it or not!" She laughs evilly :)
To Be Continued...