Disclaimer: Same as usual…
I can't stay away, I can't stay away…
"Twins?! Man Serenity! On your first try too?!" Phil yelled when he heard.
He wasn't mad, no, just surprised. He never saw this coming. Then again, no one did. So…initially he didn't know how anyone would react.
"You can't tell Jim. It's a surprise" Serenity told him.
"Boys? Girls? What?".
"Both".
"Name ideas?".
"Our son's name is Caleb Lucian Fullington and our daughter is Arianna Lily Fullington".
"Holy crap, let me guess, you thought of the names?".
"Kinda…I had some help".
"Hey, I gotta ask you something. I'm only afraid you'll get offended".
"What? Phil, it's fine, you can ask me".
"Well…why'd you choose Jim? What made you think that it was him this whole time even though he's like twenty years older than you?".
Serenity shrugged. "I idolized him when I was younger, remember? I guess it started out there and it just kinda grew out when I saw him at the airport the day I came in all those damn months ago".
"Wait, he was there?".
"You didn't see him?".
"No, actually I didn't. That asshole was planning all this, wasn't he?".
"I don't know. He just saw me and I guess it all just played out from there".
"So…he doesn't know you're having twins".
"No, he doesn't. I want it to be a surprise. Though I have high suspicions, he already knows".
"Why?".
"I kinda hinted at it".
"Kinda?".
"I didn't flat out tell him, but I told him that if I told him the baby's gender, he'd die of shock".
"Dude…you told him everything".
"Ah…but does he know what kind of twins? Does he know the gender? As far as I know, absolutely not, so I win. So in just a few months, you'll be an uncle. You better be proud of me for this. 'Cause I know this is gonna kill me faster than anything else will".
******
"Twins?! Oh my god, are you kidding me?! Jim, what the hell did you do to her?!" Tom asked.
"I don't know. She turned me on and that was it".
"Oh my god, double trouble, man. I'm gonna feel bad for you".
"C'mon man, you have twins, can't you help me out with this?".
"Always be on the lookout for the evil child".
"The what?".
"The evil child. See, in every family, there's always that one evil child that you gotta keep a good eye on. Should be easy for you, you got some of the best eyesight of anyone I've ever met. But all that aside, there's always a good and a bad twin. The good twin will probably want to be your best friend. Take the offer, I will tell you that right now. Take the friendship offer. If not they'll got on you 'til you do".
"And the evil one?".
"The evil one will probably hate your guts immensely and will probably want to kill you when they grow up".
"Is that how it is with yours?".
"At first. Mine was a very rare case, bad twin turned a little good".
"Still evil though, right?".
"Only to her sister…".
"So…how do I not let on to her that I know?".
"Easy, don't say anything or mention it at all. Just kinda hint at it a little. And at least act surprised when they're born. That helps a lot".
"Alright, she's coming back. I gotta go".
"See ya man, good luck".
"Yeah, same here".
Serenity walked in just as Jim was hanging up the phone.
"Who was that?" she sat down next to him.
"It was Tom just calling to say hi".
"Was it now? Well…".
"What? Well what?".
"Guess I can't tell him the news then".
Jim couldn't hold in the fact that he already knew. "Hey kid, I kinda already know what it is. We're having twins aren't we?".
"You caught on…yep, a son and a daughter. So we'll both get what we want".
"Good, that's awesome".
"We should get some rest, we'll need it".
******
Several months later, it was time. All the ECW Originals were there, as was Phil and several other friends that Serenity had made over time with WWE. Jim was in the delivery room with her and she was currently threatening to castrate him.
"Yep, Jim's not gonna wanna have kids after this" Rob said.
"Can you blame him? She's threatening to cut his nuts off" Terry replied.
"She doesn't mean it. She'll wanna have more kids eventually" Maria, one of Serenity's other friends, added in.
"Yeah, but she probably won't wanna make eye contact with him for the next few weeks" Tom was looking at the floor.
The doctor emerged from the room and Phil stood to hear about his sister's status.
"How is she?" he asked.
"She's perfectly fine, her and the babies. Congratulations, Phil Brookes, you're an uncle".
Phil was now jumping all over the place and yelling "WHAT!" to everyone. Things got really crazy when he was so hyped up that he actually kissed Maria!
"I love you!" he said to her.
"O…kay?".
"Can we see them?" Rob asked.
"Of course".
They went in and saw and Serenity looking extremely exhausted, but holding baby Caleb Lucian and Jim had a strong hold on Arianna Lily.
"Oh my god" Maria walked up to Serenity, "They're so cute…and they're both blonde!".
"They both look like their dad" Serenity looked at Jim, who looked back at her.
"She's just like you. She's really, really quiet".
"So is he".
"Well…I'm feeling really good about this" Tom said.
"Can we hold them?" Terry asked.
"I don't know Terry, you're kinda rough to the touch" Jim said with a hint of sarcasm.
"Ha, ha very funny James Fullington".
"Ah…you know you're my best friend, right?".
"But it thought I was your best friend" Tom interrupted.
"Well, Tom's here and the godfather, so he has a right to hold one of them first".
"Can I be the godmother?" Maria asked.
"What do you think, Jim?" Serenity asked.
"Definitely".
So Tom got to hold Ari and Maria got Caleb. Everyone marveled how adorable they were and offered to help in any way they could. But when everyone was gone, Serenity faced Jim as the twins fell asleep.
"Hey" she said.
"Hey there, you".
"Guess you can't call me Kid anymore, huh?".
Jim shrugged. "You'll always be a kid".
"Thanks…for everything".
"Like?".
"Giving me everything you have. Jim…I love you so much. I never thought I'd actually find myself in this kind of position, but here I am".
"Yeah…I love ya too, Kid. In a few weeks, we'll be alright. I'll take you home to Philadelphia, where we belong and we'll settle there".
"But you're an ECW Original. They need you here".
"Not as much as you need me. This…granted, it was my life, but I have to let it go now, for you. I want you to be happy. I wanna be the source of happiness in you".
"You already are. So…is McMahon letting you off for me?".
"I got about a month, and then I gotta go back on the road".
"And I get to take care of things at home?"
"That's right".
Serenity leaned back, but still smiled at her husband. All thanks to him, her life was bliss. All thanks to her, his life was no longer worthless.
A/N: That's the end of it! There's gonna be another fic about another ECW Original coming to you real soon. Until then, see ya!