Disclaimer : none than CLAMP does, yeah I know.

To wonton'chan and whoever confused about last chapter, for Syaoran waking up from nightmare. The whole switching body event wasn't a dream, otherwise there's no way Syaoran will sleep and woke up next to Fai. It wasn't a simple random nightmare either which you'll find out laaaater.

a/n : …. I know this chapter took too long, I'm sorry for those who waiting for this fic.. I'm confused about the next part, I mean about the setting place and all. I took a long time before decided to let it be as it is. Then, I've got this writer's block for this story. Instead of continue this one, I turn in to my other fics. Up till I finished with this chapter, I still don't feel like it but I can't re-write it again. I've had this chapter re-written for the 4th time already so…please bear with it…

Warning : other than me being non-native English, Kuro'rin rather hard for me to write with his swearing, so he might be little OOC.

For now, make yourself comfortable and enjoy…

+Unfortunate Event+

+a great ninja with piercing red eyes+

Kurogane thought that him being sent into journey with the mage who kept lying almost the whole time and through the thing's mouth were scary enough. It was a miracle that he could live through their antics, there're also time when the kid and princess being not their usual self, not that it scare him, it just that they add another pain in the ass about whole journey things.

But now that he thinks about it, it was NOTHING compared to his current predicament. Waking up in Princess's body off all people. Heck, he didn't even think that that was possible. The white thing was really powerful. Perhaps dimensional imbalance and disturbance will never appear in the first place if the things –white and black- and the creator –that dimensional bitch- were never existed. He made a mental note kill those giggling bastards with their antics to bring whole dimension wholly again. To bring peace. That's what justice are for.

Using the princess's body felt like hell for him. After so many years, he isn't used for being weak. No, he never had born as weak being. He could remember his nanny's saying that he was the noisiest baby ever born, a healthy one. He capable to pass the training the other did, though his father never allowed him on real mission.

He also remember how him been called monkey, a monkey king because the highest tree was a piece of shit. All those memories about his parents..

No, it's not time for nostalgic, it must be because Princess was so soft that he remember those thing from past. That's why he didn't like woman, being mellow and moody. Crap, he knew a man who all mellow and moody too..

"Hai, Kuro'chuu?" Fai spun as if he could read what's on Kurogane's mind.

Kurogane can't stand watch the man with wide mocking smile in pink and frilly apron. He didn't know why in the hell Fai wore such embarrassing thing in the first place. Not that he care, it just like an eyesore, the Ninja said. While the mage said that he was quite the eye candy and Kurogane just too shy to admit it.

"Oh, no! What happen to you?" Fai lapped his hands on the frilly thing as he came to inspect the now grumpy lady closer.

Fai tilted his head slightly, all the while kneeled in front of him.

"Nothin', just scratch," Kurogane muttered in low tone.

"And you called yourself lady?" Fai said disbelievingly.

"Who the hell said I myself Lady?! I, Kurogane of Nihon!"

"None, Kuro'rinta," Fai made a 'Duh' expression, "But you use Princess body that's why... At least behave more like a girl did."

"Can't. Never be a girl before," Kurogane 'tcheh' the mage.

"Neither did I but I can," Fai smiled wisely as if talking to his daughter, "It's because you need the will to learn, Kuro'saku. I heard that a great ninja able to disguise his identity at all cost."

That last statement hit the nail in the head. Kurogane growl because Fai didn't give him chance to escape this time. Yeah, it was unspoken rule that great ninja must be able to do many things for mission's sake. He often met people in disguise who tried to kill Amaterasu or Tsukiyomi.

But, for hell sake, it was Kunoichi's duty to disguise as girl. He never trained in disguise-thingy either. Alas, Kurogane let his head patted by Mage's surprisingly long finger. He knew that Fai had long and thin finger but using different body, Fai felt different too.

"I'm glad you stare at me for such extended time, Kuro'rin," Fai said in genuine sad smile. Kurogane got the feeling that he won't like what that twiggy man gonna said next. "…but.. it's awkward to do the same while you still inside Princess body."

Kurogane was about to scowl again when Fai suddenly change the topic, "Now, Kuro'hime, don't you think it's a good time to take a bath after…" Fai eyed him from head to toe before gave him a encouraging smile "…your hectic practices?"

That certainly made Kurogane growl at the back of his throat. The encourage smile more like a mockery for him.

"Ah, those wrinkles again. I wonder why Kuro'musume –Kuro'virgin- had a bad habit to ruin his own daughter's future."

"Cut that scrappy name, Mage!! Else I'll fuck your brain out!"

Fai gasped before quickly covered Kurogane's mouth effectively with his large hand. Fai turned his head in several directions includes the open window.

"Don't be so loud, Kuro'kimi, else our neighbor will hear you. And it's not a good thing," Fai lowered his hand as he felt Kurogane muttered something again under his breath.

"Then don't use that stupid name ever.." he threatened.

Fai laughed half heartedly as he ushered the man to bathroom direction, "But you're a virgin again. Don't you feel happy? Not every people get the chance to be virgin twice."

Kurogane stop in front of the door and smiled slyly at the taller companion, "Are you considering to take it from me again?"

Fai smiled at the not-a-ninja-now but his amusement was dim, "I will gladly but not while you still in that body, shiro Kuro." He opened the bath door.

"What's with the name again?" Kurogane reluctantly entered the small room.

"Well," Fai's smile grew wide from ear to ear, "You have whiter skin so why not with shiro-white-?" with that, Fai closed the door and separated them before Kurogane could protest longer.

Fai sighed after the door closed. He sighed again before walked to kitchen.

If there is time when Kurogane afraid of something, then he was in that certain time. This isn't kind of fear of losing someone dear or something serious. Of course he will consider he is dealing with something serious right now!

He dread when it comes time to take bath. Not that he dread it before, well, not before he switched body with certain teen. Not to mention that the said teenager is –was- a female, and in her growing period.

Kurogane felt his face boiling from embarrassment as he took the article one by one. He wanted to finish quickly. His stomach didn't feel good since yesterday and sometimes it hurt like hell. His entire body felt sore even with little amount of exercise. It is obvious that princess didn't train much.

Kurogane cursing again, wondering if he isn't trapped in the girl's body and in result…no need to endure unnecessary things. He wonder how long it was since the last time he touch the mage's body…

That blonde mage, sexy as the naughtiest devil ever…Kurogane made a mental note to smooch him once he back in his original body. And to do this… and that…

Kurogane was in deep of his perverted mind as he stripped with much effort. That is until his movement halted when he pull down his –her- underwear.

It was something there…

Something that one and only came if part of your body get cut, or punch hard enough… it was unmistakenly is a blood…

Since he didn't get cut let alone punch there, Kurogane had no idea where the blood came from.

Then something pop in his mind.

If he and Fai played hard and rough enough, sometimes there were blood on the sheet along with other substances. But right now –since in Sakura's body- he never played with anyone, just thinking about the stupid blonde mage…

Another thing popped in Kurogane's mind.

It was bleeding a lot in the first time… the first time you lost your virginity… and the pain too… it hurt like hell the first time…

Suddenly, Kurogane felt blood drained from his face as he watched in horror when trail of blood now available on his –her- fine tight. And his lower part began to throbbing, and sharp stab, and hurt, and…bleeding.

The one and only thing Kurogane's mind could register is…He had made the Princess lost her virginity, by thinking of the blonde…

Holy crap!

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So sorry again that it took long to update this chapter. A short one too. At first I write this chapter happily then an idea came to me… the story has no current setting so I'm about to set the place somewhere in tropic country with the boy wear short while the girl wear sort of tunic –but not quite a tunic, more like traditional tube clothes, with batik and all- but it means that I'll start all over from this chapter forth.

Not that I mind at all, I even made it half way then suddenly halted because –what if you don't like it? What if this…what if that…- so much what if then I decided to back to our current setting.

At that time, my spirit already reduced to half –poor me- until I decided to stop touch this story until I get my spirit back. Once I get half of my spirit back, I write it all over –again-. I hope you happy with this chapter.

I thought that this chapter not good at all, at least not as good as the previous chapter but still, please leave me your comment 'kay? Your review were the only fuel I need to keep up with this story right now, until I find other reason of course.