Disclaimer : one and only CLAMPS, sighs… Though I wish that I could have the hares all for myself.

Warning : You all knew I ain't native so bear the error. Else was, more shock are expected. Maybe some of you already noticed it that since chp3 more focused on each main character, so this is Fai's turn, you can find out from the title. Sometimes, the time line will jumble and a bit overlapped but I tried hard to go on with the story line –if it was any-.

In this whole fic, there're no clone so there are just one Sakura and one Syaoran.

Additional notes : In Japan, as I read from reliable source, the man not shared information about woman's menstruation. I don't know if the wife informed her husband or not –I think they just mentioned it as 'time when the woman can't work'-, but the man often go to tea house and rent geisha –hostess that entertain the guest by singing, dancing, or joking- for their joy. Sometimes the geisha had a good relationship with the wife. It might be odd for you but that's the way it happens.

From that little fact, I dared myself to make Kurogane knew nothing about woman even if he lived with his mother and Tomoyo, and Souma, for a long time. Because menstruation is one of taboo things to share to opposite gender, except for doctors which most of them were male at that time. As for menstruation, in some of village in my country, it's still a taboo things to share despite all the technology and modernization we lived in.

a/n: -pass if you don't want hear my ranting about my recent research-

I'm so down lately because 15 of 25 mice that I used in my research died. I wonder what's wrong with them all, I gave them the best food and they still fight over each other. Seeing them die one by one almost everyday freak me out, last Sunday was the worst, two of mine died in worst possible way. While mice from other cage mercilessly feast over its death friends. I was panic, thanks God, my friend, Arini, was there to calm my nerve, and one of the worker helped me to take care the death body.

UOOOoooo..ooooOOOH!!!

For now, let's into the story!! XD

', P. L. E. A. S. E…………E. N. J. O. Y. ',

Fai humming pleasantly as he recalled how Kurogane's face turned red every now and then easily. Easier than before, he silently thanked the princess, for his own amusement. He can hardly wait for Kurogane to grow into fine fairy lad…

Wait. That sentence sounds wrong, wrong in many ways because…

One, Kurogane aren't supposed to be a lady even though his current body did otherwise. No matter that it still surprised him from time to time for he forget that it was Kurogane's soul on her body.

Two, Kurogane will never ever act like one. Instead of saying bad words in public, Fai often caught the ninja kept his –her- mouth closed. Not that he was a talk active before.

Three, Fai is sure that everything will return to be normal… the mage then halted his mind processing for a while before hesitatingly added… will it not?

Would Kurogane been turn into a noble lady, with his high prestige, strong determination, sharp and sensitive thinking, Fai will likely be a nobleman himself. They will make perfect couple ever. Fai chuckling to himself as he imagine about female version of Kurogane.

From window of the kitchen, Fai caught a glimpse of Sakura –Kurogane's body- walked with Syaoran. Both of them full loaded with grocery stock that, hopefully, will last for a week. Sakura has that wide grin on her happy face, made Kurogane look so much younger, while Syaoran… well, he tried to smile.

"Look, Fai'san! We've got everything we need. It's really a wonderful shopping with Syaoran!" the girl –which apparently not aware of being in a big man body- beamed at the mage in apron once them enter the kitchen.

Her –his- eyes sparkling as she told Fai how the shopping went. Fai of course more than willing to hear her chit chat, or rather Kurogane's face that beamed at him, Fai not sure anymore.

"When we were in instant food section, there was this lady that said we could give a taste of the sausage…"

Fai listened Sakura as usual but he noticed how Syaoran's face has a pink tinted his cheek.

"It tasted wonderful. But we can't eat instant food too much, of course, but then another sales girl appear, asked us to give a taste for their product. Now I don't think that I needed lunch, I'm full already. They were so nice, even in veggie booth, this old lady gave us discount because she thinks that Syaoran's such a nice little brother to help with grocery, and I'm a good big brother to take care of family…" Sakura now has a blush on the cheek, a bit stuttering made her charming all the same.

"Right, Syaoran'kun?" she asked, tilted her –his- head so that their face just two inches away.

That which is supposed to be cute and sweet scene, still have cute and sweetness in different way. Fai hardly able to contain his laughter as the boy's face now as red as beet. Sakura and Syaoran looked like a real pair from some BL story, with Sakura has her blossom smiles and beamed eyes that pointed to the boy only.

Fai could fully understand about those sales ladies feeling, Kurogane is charming even when he just standing in the corner like a statue, and with Sakura's warm personality, she made Kurogane a perfect and ideal husband for everyone with love and kindness radiated from her-his- by a single smile. Fai wonder if the kids also holding hands like they usually did, another eye candy of BL scene.

Fai's body now shaking from controlling not to laugh now and there, for Syaoran's sake. It must be embarrassing for the naïve boy, to receive such extension of caring from another man. The worst is, Sakura didn't seem to notice and Syaoran will never have a heart to say it straight to the now appear as a big man.

"By the way, Fai'san, where's Kurogane'san? I haven't see him yet. Is there something?" Syaoran asked out of the blue.

Now, speaking of which, Fai look at the watch in the wall. It almost thirty minutes since Kuro'musume entered the bathroom. In his original body, it just took ten minutes to shower. The time extended since he inside Sakura's body. Fai remember how long it took the first time Kuro'neko –black cat- had to shower in Sakura's body.

"He's in the bathroom. It's almost time for him to finish. Sakura'chan, can you help me with sorting this groceries first? The cooking waiting for me," ask Fai politely.

"Sure. Come on, Syaoran," this time Sakura REALLY holding Syaoran's hand, dragging the poor boy into kitchen.

Fai frantically fell on floor, grip his stomach hard, wished that he could manage the laughter from escaping his mouth or otherwise he would never been able to stop. He tears his face away to fit his laughter into soft giggle. That is until he saw Syaoran's face again that he burst for another round. He knew if this might sounds cruel but Syaoran's face is priceless.

O.o

Sakura lift her –his- head to look at Fai –who no longer giggle-. Her eyes silently questioning the mage about certain ninja who occupied the bathroom for almost an hour or so.

Fai shake his head, he too didn't know what's wrong but it made him worry at some extent. Slowly he raised from sofa and walked to the bathroom direction. He put his ears on the wooden door and hears nothing than running of water.

"Kuro'nyanko – black kitten-, are you okay?" Fai asked behind the door.

"Fine," a low irritated voice mixed with the water.

Fai raised an eyebrow,"Can you come out now? It almost an hour, you should be finish with shower."

"Not yet. I had things to do," replied the other.

"Well, some of us had things to do too inside there. So, can you stepped out of the room?" again Fai tried to pursue the now ninja girl.

Only this time the mage didn't received any answer from inside. His cerulean eyes narrowed into dangerous slit. He became suspicious now at whatever the other doing inside the small room.

"Okay, Kuro'tan, you'd better out now and stop whatever you doing inside."

Fai's patience grew thin as his nostril caught smell of something so familiar from ages ago. Smell of rust iron.

Still receive no answer, Fai knocked the door loudly. He didn't like any idea about the ninja keep hiding things from him, as if Fai never hiding things from others, more over the said ninja inside a girl's frail body. At this point, both Sakura and Syaoran gathered near the door.

"Fai'san, what happened?" ask Sakura with concern.

"That Idiot won't come out whatever I said. It's more than an hour now," Fai sounding his worriness.

"Kurogane'san, please come out. We can't help you if you not telling us."

"Go away! I'm fine!" hushed the little voice from inside.

"No, you're not fine," Fai snapped, "I can smell blood."

Then all of them became silent before turn into sheer panic, more than before.

"Kurogane'san, move aside. I'll open the door with force," said Sakura with resolution on her eyes.

Sakura took advantage of her now strong and well built body to do lot of things which usually Kurogane's duty. Fai and Syaoran stepped aside as they hear panic sounds of 'No, you can't break the door, princess'. Syaoran pointed at the door lock.

"It's easier if you can break the lock, princess," he suggested.

Sakura nodded before kick the mentioned part with a loud bang and make the door flung inside the small room.

The first thing Fai saw was the girl –Kurogane- turned the face, barely covered body tensed. Fai could read fear, confused, embarrassment, regrets, from those huge green eyes that demand an explanation. He didn't know what caused such an agony in his –her- eyes until he caught a stark red substance that colored the tiles. Fai watched in horror as his eyes tracked up the resource until his eyes stop at barely covered thigh.

"What…" he tried to voice out but even himself barely able to hear while his mouth still moved to voice out no word in particular.

"Kurogane'san, what…" said Sakura, whispered low.

"T..This isn't what you think, Princess! I didn't do anything. The blood just flow…" said Kurogane stuttering before he fall on his knees, look at other direction, anywhere but at them and scowl. "It's true that I'm imagine that certain stupid but had I known it will cost your virginity, I won't do that…at all…"

It took moments before the words sink in. The first who recognize what happen to Kurogane –Sakura's body- is Syaoran. Suddenly, blood running from his nose before he faint flat on the floor. Not only seeing the princess body's almost naked, but also caught the sight of her private moment, even though it was Kurogane on her.

While Fai, well…his twiggy body shaking hard from laughter, mercilessly laughing while pointing his finger at Kurogane's s still shock state who stare back. Dumbfounded.

Poor Kurogane. Thought Sakura though her face now boiling red from embarrassment.

"It's okay, Kurogane'san," she said uncertain where to began. "It's not what you think," she stuttering while approaching the ninja who looked like a damsel in stress. She opened her big and wide shirt and used it to cover the little girl, her actual body.

"Fai'san, I think you're better at explaining things," she said finally leave the narrow room.

Fai was laughing so hard, he bent over to contain his laughter while one of his fist hit the floor numerously, the other fist hidden beneath his body –obviously to grip his now-began-to hurt-from-laughing stomach-

"Sure, Sakura'kun… Ahahaha… " Fai shed his tears. "Can you lift Syaoran and lay him under the window? I think he need space to breath…hehehe…" still chuckling, Fai approach the still confused ninja.

"Yes, Fai'san," she said obediently before lift the brunette from the pool of blood.

Fai was touched at the scene between the two. It's kinda funny. The first time he met those two, it was Syaoran who cuddled the princess, lift her unconscious body, protect her with his manly arm. And now, it's all reserved with Sakura'kun lifted the boy in her more manly arm.

"Now, Kuro'musume, I suggest you to take proper bath. And…" Fai reached the closet and took something from it.

"This, you put this on your underwear this way. You need to change this at least 4 times a day. As for the used, you should wrap it before put it on the bin. I'll talk about the rest after you finished with everything here," suddenly Fai felt so motherly toward the ninja though it's hard for him to hide his amusement.

Well, he decided to save this day for Kuro'hime though he can't promise not to tell Youko or Tomoyo'hime once he meet them.

-_-

After Kurogane finished with his panic state, Fai led him to his shared bedroom. He gave analgesic to ease the pain who Kurogane never admitted though the evidence was clear in his scowling girly face. Beads of sweat lingering in his small forehead as he kept bit his lower lips every now and then.

Kurogane scowling a lot when Fai explaining that it was normal for those who bear the baby therefore no need to be panic.

Until it comes time to sleep…

"I never know that woman endure this things every moment," muterred the ninja. He was so deep in thought after hearing Fai's scientific explanation which continue to the process of laboring a baby.

"That's right, Kuro'hime. Woman maybe not appear to be physically strong but they were indeed strong. It's just the type of strong is different for man and woman."

"But it doesn't mean you have to wear apron and other girly outfit," Kurogane scowling again.

"Look whose talking," Fai poked Kurogane's supple cheek, "You're wearing Sakura'kun's dress."

"And who kept insist me to wearing these?! As if I asked this hell in the first place."

"My, my, Kuro'nyanko, no more bad words, remember? Now, you'd better sleep," Fai arranged the blanket around Kurogane and tucked it neatly.

"Good night," Fai said while kiss his forehead.

Fai exited the room after turned off the lamp. He headed to living room where Sakura and Syaoran sat in comfort silent with a mug of hot chocolate in each hand.

"Sakura'kun, aren't you going to sleep now?" Fai asked with a yawn.

"Uhm, sure. See you tomorrow, Syaoran, Fai'san, have a good night."

"Have a good night too, Sakura'ou!" Fai waving his hand before turn to the younger teen, "You'd better take a rest now, Syaoran. You've been through a lot today," Fai said with a light chuckle as he remember the pool the boy made after seeing almost-naked Sakura's body.

The said boy has a red blush in his face, as if the blood loss from before not affect him at all.

Fai inspecting the other kid who has been absent lately. Fai began to miss her, the way she messed up with Kurogane, that the older kid help to brighten their day and sent laughter at every corner of the house with her antics…

But now Mokona's still asleep.

Mokona has this blue flower near her bunny ears. The other was still blue bud which getting bigger as days passed by. It no wonder that the bud will bloom in near future. Fai didn't know what to expect so he turned to another sleeping figure.

The boy was amusing, he is so naïve, even in his sleep. Fai can't resist himself from give him a bear hug.

At that time, Fai felt the emptiness he felt recently, without able to touch his Kurogane and otherwise, faded as he nuzzles the boy closer. Syaoran will sufficient for now. Thus the mage thought as his tired mind drifted away.

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You probably also have been busy lately, I hope this chapter will increase your spirit up, so that you can do your best today!! You better not have stomachache every now and then after enjoying every chapter of this 'unfortunate events' series, or else it will turn to be your unfortunate event.

Later!!!