With the morning sun still glaring high in the sky, Deidara stood up having now finished his meal to stretch and yawn. He winced from the pain still throbbing in his lower back and groaned, wishing he could erase the nightmarish thoughts of last night from his mind. Tobi then looked at him suspiciously.

"Deidara-sempai, why are you limping?"
"Wh-what?!" Deidara's face turned red. "I'm not limping!"
"Yes you are!" Tobi pointed. "Tobi can tell because you wobble a little."
"I said I'm fine!" He snapped.
Tobi tilted his head sideways. "Did you and Sasori-sama get into a fight? He must have hit you really hard." He walked over to the blonde and leaned in closer as if he were observing something.
"What?!" Deidara backed up. "Is there something on my face?"
"Sempai has a weird mark on his neck!" Tobi put both hands over his mouth and snickered. "Tobi was right! Deidara-sempai did get into a fight with-"

Deidara yanked Tobi by his robe and looked him square in the face. "Look here you annoying fucker, nothing happened between Sasori and me! Got it?!" Tobi frantically nodded his head. Deidara released him and walked away, staring off into the distance as he saw someone else approaching the hideout. Using his hand to shield his eyes from the sunlight, he got a clearer view of who it was. 'Ah great, its him again!'

Hidan was walking his way down the forest path with a very displeased look on his face as he pouted. "That damn Kakuzu! He always spoils my fun!" The silver haired male twirled his scythe leisurely in his hand before placing it on his back. He opened his eyes and was even more distraught to see blonde hair and an orange mask. "Hmph." He walked past Deidara, shoving him out of the way with his shoulder. Oh hell no, now he was asking for a fight!

Deidara jumped in front of him. "Hey, what the hell's your problem?!"
Hidan growled. "Get outta my fucking way!"
"Make me." Deidara said challenging the man with a glare of his blue eyes which Hidan turned right back at him with a leer of his own. Sensing the tension between them, Tobi approached the two and waved his hands.
"H-hey, don't fight! Pein-sama will get mad!"

That was enough to make them both think twice. Deidara had already seen Pein's hostility once; he didn't need to experience it for himself. As for Hidan, well, he had enough shit to deal with. "Whatever." He said, walking towards the hideout. Suddenly, he stopped and began coughing. His breath turned ragged for a moment and Tobi quickly darted over in concern, but Hidan only lifted his head and smacked him away. "I'm fine!" There was blood dripping from his mouth and some was splattered on the ground.

'Did he get injured or something?' Deidara wondered. But there were no injuries or marks as far as he could see on the man. Well that made sense; the guy was practically fucking invincible. But that made him wonder all the more.

"Dammit." He wearily knelt back up, spitting the rest of the blood from his mouth.
"Um, Hidan-sama, where's Kakuzu?"
"He went off to shower." Hidan said nothing else as he disappeared down the hidden staircase.

"Shower?" Deidara lifted an eyebrow.
"Oh yeah, there's a waterfall nearby." Tobi pointed towards some trees. "If you go through there, you'll see it! The lake is nice, too!" he beamed.
"Well I'm out." Deidara quickly made haste for the watery landscape.
"W-wait! Kakuzu might still be there!"
"Yeah, whatever. If he's there, then I'll just wait. Besides, I need a reason to get away from the rest of you people!" Deidara started walking through the woods. Suddenly, Tobi spoke up again. He groaned. 'Doesn't he ever shutup?!'

"Hey um, sempai..."
"What, Tobi?!" he turned around.
He chuckled and sauntered over to Deidara, putting an arm around his shoulder and playfully poking his cheek. "If you and Sasori-sama get into another fight, all you have to say is..." he whispered something in the blonde's ear.
Deidara blushed. "WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY THAT?!" His voice carried loud enough to startle a bird out of a nearby tree.
Tobi flinched. "C-calm down, Deidara-sempai! Tobi was only joking!"
"You're really starting to piss me off, kid!"
"R-relax, sempai! Its not like Tobi said to tell Sasori-sama that you like him or anything!" Deidara brought his hand up. "Sempai, wait- BOOM!"

With no other dialogue exchanged between them, Deidara stormed off. 'Screw Sasori! That kid is gonna be next on my list!' He clenched his teeth together, scowling. Why was he stuck having to deal with all this shit? He still hadn't figured out why he didn't just plant bombs around the hideout and blow the whole place up! It shouldn't be that hard, right? Deidara paused when he heard the sound of rushing water. The ground below his feet was soft and damp, and there was a fresh smell in the air. He continued trekking forward and as he moved some large leaves out of the way, he was met with the serene view of a waterfall and a crystal-clear lake in front of him.

Mist dusted through the air and sprinkled lightly on his hair. He could hardly wait to step into the nurturing piece of nature. Just as he moved forward, he noticed someone by one of the rocks. Their skin was tanned and they had long brown hair that fell between their shoulder blades. A closer look revealed scars all over their body and a large, X-shaped cross stitched across their back. When the person turned around, Deidara was met with familiar, unsettling green eyes. The person also had stitches along the sides of their jaw. 'Wait a minute...' Deidara narrowed his eyes. It couldn't be him, could it?

Kakuzu frowned as he noticed Deidara staring at him. It was rare for anyone to see him like this without his mask and cloak on as it gave a revelation of his identity. However, he continued to dress and ignore the man. He had more important things to do, such as counting the money from the bounties he collected. Without saying a word, Kakuzu brushed past Deidara, making his way towards the hideout. Deidara got a chill as he walked away.

'Creepy!' Due to the man's gnarly appearance, he had obviously seen better days. Though if you looked past all the scars and the odd stitches, he did have somewhat of a handsome character hidden in between. Deidara shook his head, discarding the man from his mind. Once he removed his clothes, he stepped into the cool water and shivered as he slowly waded towards the rushing waterfall. He held out his hand as if to test it; seemed safe enough to stand under. Inhaling a breath and pushing aside hesitation, he quickly stepped under it, shuddering as the water splashed against his skin. It was far from a warm bath, but it would have to do. As he bathed, he noticed the bitemarks Sasori left on him disappeared. Good. He untied his ponytail, letting his hair fall freely to his shoulders as he stroked fingers through the blonde tresses. When he brushed past his neck, he felt something strange and bumpy in texture.

'What the?' He eventually realized that they were teeth marks. 'Damn him!' Sasori had bitten him hard enough to warrant a scar, and Deidara had the lingering feeling that it would be there for a while. He frowned. The last thing he needed was to be marked by someone he absolutely hated! A rustle from the bushes behind him made him turn around. Though when he heard nothing else, he disregarded the sound. 'My nerves must just be bad.'

Unbeknownst to him, there was indeed something, or rather someone there. The shadow perched high up on a tree branch, smirking. 'So this is where you have been hiding, Deidara.'

~:::~

Sasori worked ceaselessly in his room, reading documents and putting together his own strategies and formulas. Not only did he need to find a way to quickly stall Pein's body from giving out without risking another life, but it seemed that the latter would have to be the next option all too soon. As a result of stress of the situation, he knocked over a vial of liquid and it spilled on the floor. 'Damn.' He ordered his puppet to clean the mess while he continued working. Suddenly the door creaked open and he all but frowned upon seeing Hidan leaning against the door frame with an unpleasant look on his face.

"Now what do you want?"
"The fuck's with that attitude?!" Hidan shifted his position to glare at the red head. "You know all too well what I want."
"You should still have plenty of medicine left to-"
"Fuck the medicine!" He snapped, punching the wall. "I want a damn cure! Do you know how fucking annoying it is spitting and throwing up blood every fucking day?!"
Sasori ignored him.
"Hey, listen to me when I'm talking! Its your fault anyway, so take responsibility!"

"Right, my fault..." Sasori stopped moving and put both hands on his face. In reality, he was tired and stressed. He had been doing everything possible to work with this callous group, yet it started to look like his efforts were becoming more in vain. Sooner or later, he would have to come out with what he was hiding, but for now, he desperately wanted to avoid that and look for another alternative. After all, if he told Pein about Deidara then-

"Hey!" Hidan snapped him out of his thoughts. "Did ya hear me, asshole?!"
Sasori sighed, still keeping his hands on his face. "Just... leave. If this is the only reason for you to bother me, then I do not wish to see you. Go, before I change my mind!" He peeked a brown eye from between his fingers and glared at the man.
Hidan was slightly taken aback by the sudden disposition. But he shrugged and turned around. "Whatever. I don't give a fuck anymore!"

He slammed the door behind him, walking angrily down the hall. 'Who the fuck does he think is threatening me like that? Ever since he got that fucking assassin, he's been getting on my nerves!' He opened the door to his room. 'Whats so damn important about that guy anyway? The fuck's he so possessive over him for?' Hidan eyed Kakuzu sitting on a chair and counting money. He rolled his eyes and opened a chest filled with junk and some other supplies. Noisily he rummaged through it until he found what he was looking for: a large bottle filled with yellow liquid. Unscrewing the top, he took a gulp resisting the urge to throw up from the vile, bitter taste. "Blegh. You'd think the fucker would at least make this shit taste better." He threw the bottle back into the chest and leaned against the wall.

"Hey, why do you think he's all clingy with that assassin?"
Kakuzu did not answer and continued counting.
"Think he's worth something? I bet it'd piss Sasori off if we went ahead and killed him!" He grinned. When Kakuzu didn't respond again, he became irritated. "Hey, old man! I'm talking to you!"
"Be quiet."
"Tch!" Hidan gritted his teeth. "How about a fucking thank you for helping you carry those motherfuckers? Don't you think I should at least get a reward?!" He complained, approaching Kakuzu and kicking the bag of money over; a sure-fire way to piss him off.

Kakuzu sighed. As much as he really wanted to stab a spear through Hidan's eye, he knew it wouldn't do any good, and it certainly wouldn't shut his mouth! So he opted for another method to make the man content, and at the very least give himself some peace. "You're right. I should reward you." He wrapped one arm around Hidan's hip and grabbed his hand with the other. Hidan made a confused expression before he was suddenly yanked down to sit in Kakuzu's lap. "H-hey, what the-"

Kakuzu pulled down his mask to kiss him. Hidan growled, bringing his hand up to remove Kakuzu's hood. He curled fingers through his silky, brown hair before pressing their lips harder together. "Dammit if you're going to kiss me, do it properly." Hidan taunted, opening his mouth for further access. He shuddered when Kakuzu bit his bottom lip, drawing blood. "Hn, yeah..." There was something twisted yet satisfying about the pain he felt that made it all the more enjoyable.

Kakuzu tore off Hidan's robe, and issued another bite on his neck. "Sh-shit, Kakuzu!" His body reacted with another shudder, and he pulled a lock of the man's brown hair, urging him to violate his body more. Tentacles suddenly appeared from behind him and binded around his body, holding him in place on Kakuzu's lap. One of them delved into his pants, and began to probe his entrance. His closed his eyes and winced at the sudden intrusion, but relaxed allowing it go further within. "Y-yeah, right there!" He wanted to thrust his hips for more access, but with Kakuzu bearing him down, it only agitated him further. Two more tentacles were added, and then the dark appendages moved apart in a scissor-like manner. Hidan growled and glared violet eyes into green.

"Damn it, Kakuzu! Quit screwing around and fuck me already!"
"Hmph." The man frowned in amusement. "You asked for it."

He stood up and threw Hidan to the bed before proceeding to crawl over him. The tentacle-like forms slithered around his legs and ripped off his pants while a few others simply played with his body. Two of them pinched and squeezed his nipples while a few larger ones pinned him down to the bed. Without warning, Kakuzu pushed inside of Hidan's entrance, sheathed all the way to the hilt. When he began to rigorously thrust, a pleasure-filled moan tore from Hidan's throat.

"Ah! More, Kakuzu!"
Kakuzu groaned. "You talk too much."

Three tentacles wrapped around Hidan's mouth, gagging him; but the man had no complaints. If anything, it only added to the pleasure. When Kakuzu's thrusts increased, his mind went reeling, hitting that glorious spot within him that only made him want to be ravaged more. He raked his nails against the scarred skin of Kakuzu's shoulder blades, leaving behind faint red lines; like claw marks of a wild animal. He pleaded through the gag, breath muffled and saliva dripping down the line of his jaw. He felt Kakuzu's hands grab at his waist, holding and pulling him so ruthlessly it felt like he was going to tear in half. And he loved every bit of it. "Mph!" Another tentacle wrapped around his length, and began pumping him. His body trembled, head tossing to the side with tear brimmed eyes.

"C-coming!" He muffled. His arms shook weakly as he held onto Kakuzu's shoulders. His eyes rolled to the back of his head, and for a brief second, his body went still before he climaxed. A hot, sticky essence coated his lower abdomen and stomach. He moaned loudly through the binds on his mouth. It felt so good, but Kakuzu wasn't done with him just yet.

"You always think about yourself." Kakuzu berated, slamming into him with a hard thrust. Hidan screamed; the force of it made his head hit the metal railed headboard of the bed. "If I didn't tolerate you so much, I'd kill you." He reached forward to grab a fistful of silver hair between his fingers. He switched the subject of his dialogue. "Do you enjoy this torture?" Hidan gave quick nods of his head. "I see." He smirked. Suddenly Hidan was flipped over on his stomach with his arms held behind his back. "Then I'll keep rewarding you."

The room was then filled with nothing but pleasure filled moans and creaking bed springs. Hidan's head was pulled back by his hair as far as it would go; the rest of his body remained tied down while Kakuzu remorselessly continued to slam into him. Each forceful flex of his experienced hips sent Hidan closer and closer to the edge. The silver haired male groaned and bellowed until finally Kakuzu reached his peak and came inside him. Hidan's body shuddered violently as a second orgasm rushed through him; his cum meshed into the bedsheets. While his body worked off the rest of his climax, Kakuzu's tentacles receded and he moved to sit on the edge of the bed. He sighed wearily, moving a strand of hair from his face.

After a few minutes, Hidan got out of the bed coughing a little. He quickly walked over to the chest and took some more of the medicine he had drunk previously. After a moment, his coughing settled down, but he was still annoyed when a little blood came up from his throat. He squeezed the medicine bottle in his hand, eyes glaring at the wall in front of him. 'Its all his fault. He's to blame for this!'

Woot! Tentacle porn! (...what? I did say 'other pairings may follow'!) Anyway, I hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for more!