((...)) is thoughts.
(...) is talking quietly, or muttering under breath.
... is talking
-...- actions
Lizzy: Woot! We have some reviews, here! Lets kidnap some people... then I'll read them the reviews! But first...
Disclaimer: Hello! My name is Carl! I'm the disclaimer!
Lizzy: Disclaim, already, Carl!!
Carl: OK ok... Lizzy-chan does not own any Naruto characters... But she owns any characters from any stories she made up. Like the Suki Homaku story, or Saru the random character that tortures Itachi... ect.
Lizzy: Yeah! Now lets kidnap some PEOPLE!!!
-Goes to kidnap Sasuke, Naruto, Suki, and Orochimaru for the first review-
Suki: Lizzy-chan! What the hell? You didn't need to tie me up, I said I would come! Geez...
Lizzy: It's only fair, seeing as everyone else is tied up!
Sasuke: This is pure torture!! Why couldn't you at least not tie me to the chair next to Orochimaru's?
Lizzy: -shrugs- 'cause i hate you. I'm sorry, Little Sasuke-chan.
Naruto: Hehe, so I have a question?
Lizzy: Nah. It's Suki-chan's Question, your just sharing it! Just kidding, it's for both of you.
Orochimaru: -making weird noises-
Lizzy: Thats right, you cant talk because i put tape around your mouth!!
Orochimaru: -death glare-
Lizzy: Alright, then! First comment! From KowaretaHikari!!!
KowaretaHikari: Oo Can I ask Naruto and Suki which one of them they think is cooler? Or ask Sasuke why he doesn't just see a psychiatrist?
This last part was sent through email, though:
KowaretaHikari: Oh wait... question for Orochimaru, Are you evil cause your parents didn't hug you enough as a child?
Lizzy: Well?
Suki: oh... I'm not cool! -blush- really...
Naruto: Yeah, I'm the best!! -grins-
Lizzy: No!! Suki-chan's better!!!
Sasuke: What's that supposed to mean? Why would I see a psychiatrist??
Lizzy: Because... you have problems. -nods-
Sasuke: I DO NOT!! -glare-
Lizzy: You wanna kill poor Itachi-kun!! That there is a serious problem. Who would want to kill someone so cool?
Sasuke: -twitch twitch- He killed my whole family, and you think he's cool?
Lizzy: He had a good reason, Sasuke-chan. He's not some insane maniac!! He's a genius! -nods-
Naruto:...-sweat drop- Lizzy-chan, Itachi's evil... he wants me dead.
Lizzy: No!! He just wants the nine-tails fox demon!! (maybe he should go to the Pokemon world... hmm...)
Orochimaru: -more muffled noises-
Lizzy: Oh yeah! You have a question! -rips off tape painfully-
Orochimaru: Ouch!! Damn it!
Lizzy: Answer your question, Orochi-chan... ARE you evil because your parents didn't hug you enough as a child????
Orochimaru: ...NO!
Lizzy: Liar! Tell the truth or I'll get the flame thrower!!
Orochimaru: Eek! Fine, yes! No one ever hugs me... So I decided, if I don't get hugs, neither should they!
Lizzy: Your not preventing hugs, there, Orochimaru...
Orochimaru: Well, I'm starting with refusing to hug anyone who asks!
Lizzy: How many have you refused so far?
Orochimaru: Millions!
Lizzy:... Liar... I'll get the Flame thrower...!!
Orochimaru: Fine, it was just Kabuto... a million times.
Lizzy: I saw that coming.
Sasuke: -sigh- me too.
Lizzy: Sasuke-chan, answer your question. Why don't you just go talk your problems over with one?
Sasuke: I'm not good at that type of thing... the... talking thing...
Lizzy/Suki: We can tell... -sweat drop-
Lizzy: Wait! I got another email question from KowaretaHikari.
KowaretaHikari: If I bought Taiki a pet dog as a gift what would he do? And If he and Kiba got in a fight, who would win?
Lizzy:...Damn it, I have to kidnap Taiki now... -looks at other people tied to chairs.- I'll be right back. -leaves-
Suki: -squeak- She's gunna kidnap Taiki??
Sasuke: Lizzy's gone! Quick, lets escape!!
Naruto: Why? I sit here peacefully and fans ask me questions! What could be better?
Sasuke: Naruto...
Naruto: Un?
Sasuke: There's no Ramen.
Naruto:...WHAT???? -cries- Lets get out of here!!
Suki: Too late, Lizzy's coming back! Damn it, I wanted to leave before Taiki came... -blush-
Orochimaru: Who is this... Taiki?
Lizzy: I'm back. And... Taiki-chan is here...
Taiki: Yup!
Lizzy: I couldn't tie him up, because he refused... (evil creature.)
Taiki: Lizzy-kun! Don't be so mean! Ooh!!! Suki-kun!! -about to pounce on Suki's lap-
Lizzy: Stop. Sit down, Taiki. And not on Suki, either.
Taiki: -pout- fine... but you sit first...
Lizzy: NO, you perv, just sit! You have questions to answer! From KowaretaHikari, so read the question and answer it.
Taiki: Why?
Lizzy: Thats why I brought you here, smart one.
Taiki: -sigh- Lizzy-kun, I said I'd come I didn't say I'd answer any questions!! (And I said you'd also have to at least let me kiss you afterwards.)
Lizzy: I didn't hear you say that part! I refuse to let you do that. Grrr... -snaps fingers-
Taiki: Wha'd you do that for?
(A/N: Warning: The following me is acting. ACTING!)
Lizzy: -pouts- Taiki-kun! Why not?
Taiki: -purrs- Why not what, Lizzy-kun...?
Lizzy: Why wont you answer the questions? For me? Please, Taiki-kuuuun?
Taiki: -purring more at "kun"-
Lizzy: -pouting- ((He's falling for it... Hiroshi-chan, Hurry up!!))
Taiki: Lizzy-kun... I...
Hiroshi: -appears out of nowhere and ties Taiki up before he can say another word-
(A/N: Acting over.)
Lizzy: Yes!!! Good job Hiroshi-chan!!!
Hiroshi: I'm out-a here! -leaves-
Lizzy:... I might have to break my promise of not kidnapping him if he gets a question... oh well. -shrugs-
Taiki: -sigh- Your really cruel, Lizzy-kun... -sniffle-
Lizzy: Yeah yeah just answer your questions. If KowaretaHikari were to buy you a pet dog as a gift, what would you do?
Taiki: -twitch twitch- a... pet dog?
Lizzy: Yup! -waiting-
Taiki: I would... -twitch- I would throw it out of the window at the very top of my mansion, thats what i would do... not personally, though... but I'd watch... (I wouldn't touch a dog!!)
Lizzy: Taiki-chan! Your mean! Puppies are cute! See? -random puppy appears and Lizzy holds it up to Taiki- This is the gift from KowaretaHikari-chan!!! (I refuse to let you throw it out the window, or have anyone else do it for you!)
Taiki: -growling at the dog- This guy is gunna get it...
Suki: Aww! A puppy!!
Lizzy: See? Even Suki-chan likes puppies!!!
Taiki: No! Suki-kun, don't fall for the puppy's evil spell!!! -tries to protect Suki from... a puppy... but fails 'cause he's tied to a chair- -hisses at the dog-
Lizzy: Whoa, Taiki. Chill. Give it up, and answer your next question. If you and Kiba got into a fight, who would win? (Go Kiba! I bet he would win!)
Taiki: Who's Kiba, Lizzy-kun?
Naruto: Inuzuka Kiba is a Ninja from our village, the hidden leaf village, and he's just basically from a clan of... dog people, like your from a clan of cat people... heh heh...
Lizzy:... Naruto?... How did you know that Taiki--- never mind. Well, Taiki?
Taiki: ... is... he strong?
Lizzy: Compared to you? I... I'm not sure. What do you think, Suki?
Suki: Huh? How would I know? I just know that Taiki is really, really fast and strong... but... heh, would a cat win against a dog? It all depends on if Taiki is afraid of dogs or not.
Lizzy: Suki-chan, why must you be smarter than me?
Suki: Because you made me that way, Lizzy-chan, duh. -sighs-
Lizzy: Hmm... ok... -drinks Gatorade(1) while thinking- Ooh! I get it, ok. I have a plan. Taiki, Summon a cat!
Taiki: How'd you know I could do that??!
Lizzy: Dude, your my character. Duh I know.
Taiki: Uh, Ok... -struggles- I'm still tied up.
Lizzy: Yes you are. Summon while your tied up.
Taiki: ...Ok. -tries to get a splinter or something so he can summon a cat with the blood-
Lizzy: Thats not gunna work. The chairs are metal, smart one. Here! -holds out a knife-
Taiki: What??? What are you doing?
Lizzy: God, I'm just gunna untie your arm. Don't freak out.
Taiki: -calms down- Ok. -bites thumb- summoning jutsu... -slams arm on floor somehow, and falls over-
Lizzy: -Helps Taiki up and ties his arm up again- Ok! Look! A cat!! aww!
Cat: -purr-
Taiki: See? Cats are better!
Lizzy: Thanks... a giant cat... ok, Naruto! Summon a dog!
Naruto/Sasuke: Baka! I/Naruto can't summon dogs!! Do you even know anything about us?
Lizzy: Of course i do! I just... Well, how else are we gunna get a dog?
Sasuke: Well earlier you magically made a random puppy appear...
Lizzy: NO! That was a gift from KowaretaHikari! -huff- god, you people don't know anything!
-a random dog appears. And a BIG dog, too.-
Lizzy: EEEK!!! -hides behind Taiki's chair-
Suki: Lizzy-chan? Whats with you? Are you afraid of dogs?
Lizzy: No! Shut up! -rocking back and forth- (it's gunna attack me, its gunna attack me... no if i hide, it wont attack me...) -twitch-
Taiki: -twitching- Kit!!! Attack the evil creature!!!
Kit the cat: MEOW!!! (OK!) -attacks the dog-
Dog and cat: -in a fight-
Taiki: Good. Now that that monster is distracted, I can get out of here!
Everyone: -stares at Taiki-
Taiki: Did I just say that out loud?
Lizzy: Uh... yeah... But... were you talking about the dog? or... me?
Taiki:... the dog, Lizzy-kun...
Lizzy: Ah... -stands up- k... -kicks both the dog and cat at the same time. They fall down random stairs that appeared out of nowhere-
Taiki: Lizzy-kun! You saved us!!!
Lizzy: Well, I'm not sure who'd win, I'll leave it up to you. But since you (KowaretaHikari) have read the story, you know how strong Taiki is, so yeah... I think he would either win... or run... Maybe I should kidnap Kiba and have them fight!!
Taiki: Your mean, Lizzy-kun... -pouts and glares-
Lizzy: Don't you wanna know who'd win?
Taiki: I don't wanna fight some dog guy!
Lizzy: Too bad.
Orochimaru: Why are we still here?
Lizzy: Eh... because I'm making anyone I kidnap stay here until I'm done with this fic. -nods-
Everyone but Lizzy: -glare-
Suki: wait... but why are we tied up? You have magical authoress powers! You could just magically force us to stay in the room by making a secret door we cant find, or something.
Lizzy: -gasp- really?
Everyone but Suki+Lizzy: -glares at Suki-
Lizzy: Thank you, Suki-chan!!
Suki: ...Oops! Sorry, everyone... -sweat drop-
-Then everyone is magically not tied up, and there is a secret door only Lizzy knows about. But even if they find it, Lizzy is the only one that can open it.-
Lizzy: Yay! Oh... wait... -makes a magic wall appear so no one can attack Lizzy-
Sasuke: Damn!
Lizzy: I knew it! You ass! -glares- Ok! We have a new comment!! I'll be right back! -leaves to kidnap someone else-
Taiki: Hi, Suki-kun!
Suki: -twitch- Stay over there!
Taiki: aww...
Sasuke: Who's she kidnapping???
Naruto: How should I know???
Orochimaru: Something tells me it's an Akatsuki member...
Sasuke: ITACHI!! I WILL KILL HIM!!
Orochimaru: -sweat drop- not him.
Sasuke: Oh.. Ok... never mind, then.
Naruto: Oh! So your not going to kill him?
Sasuke: I didn't say that!
Naruto: Yes you did!!
Lizzy: Shut up! I'm back! Damn... how do I get him to that side... I guess I'll keep him on this side! K, Sasori-kun??
Sasori: -sigh- why am I here again?
Lizzy: You have a question!! From KNIUlove!!! Here:
KNIUlove: O! Ask Sasori if he wants to go out with me!
Lizzy: Do you?
Sasori: Well, I don't know her. Who is she?
Lizzy: Oh, one of my readers who just so happens to be your fangirl. Like me! (Though I'll never admit I am!)
Sasori: You just did.
Lizzy: Just did what?
Sasori: You--- never mind... I... well I dont date random fangirls, and I'm way older than her, most likely.
Lizzy: Well... you look about 20, so... yeah. And you have lotz of fangirls!
Sasori: Oh great... -rolls eyes-
Lizzy: Dont you take that tone with me!!
Sasori: What?
Lizzy: What?
Everyone else: ...-sweat drop-
Lizzy: Now... lets end this!! Everyone say bye!!
-silence-
Lizzy: Fine, I'll say it. And explain somethings. I didn't put this on yesterday because wasn't letting me even check the status of my stories, so i couldn't add a chapter to anything either. Turns out too many people were on at once, so they decided not to let anyone else on. -pissed off- damn it, I kept complaining and i bet it was getting annoying... well, anyway, I'm glad to kidnap any other people, and you can ask me questions too if you want! -grins- So bye for now!
Naruto: Lizzy-chan, I want ramen!
Lizzy: Be quiet!!! I said Bye!!!
Naruto: -sniffle-
Lizzy: I'm sorry, I want ramen too... Too bad there is none right now. And I'm not hungry, so i wouldn't eat it even if i had some.
Suki: Lizzy, the chapter's over.
Lizzy: Oh yeah! Bye peoples! See ya next time! Thanks KowaretaHikari and KNIUlove for asking questions! -chews gum- here's the ending quote, for ya! (I'm gunna go play some Kingdom Hearts 2 as i wait for more questions!! 3 yay!)
I love writing for people who love reading what I write!!
And I love Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2!!
(1): heh heh. JT, That's what I was talking about, I was trying to be as hyper as I could yesterday. So, yeah. Gatorade. You said it helps people be hyper, so I tried it! When does it work? Lolz, It's kicking in quickly. :P But TODAY I'm MUCH more hyper!! -dances- (And i still have Gatorade left!!!)