... Talking
(...) talking under breath, or quietly
((...)) thinking
-...- actions
Lizzy: Carl, DISCLAIM!
Carl the disclaimer: Ok! Lizzy-chan does not own Naruto, but she owns her characters from her stories!!
Lizzy: Yay! More reviews/questions!!!
Sasuke: Great. -glares- who are you gunna kidnap now?
Lizzy: Well... no one!
Everyone but Lizzy: -stunned-
Suki: Really?
Lizzy: Yup! It's from KowaretaHikari-chan again!!
Taiki: -growls- oh, that guy...
Taiki's puppy: Woof! -running around in circles-
Suki: Aww!! -squeals-
Taiki: DAMN YOU, PUPPY! -uses genjutsu on puppy-
Puppy: -whimpering-
Lizzy: TAIKI! If I were on that side of the wall, you'd be DEAD! Suki-chan!! Save the puppy!
Suki: Right! -releases genjutsu on puppy- god, Taiki-chan, don't be so cruel!
Taiki: -pout- but Suki-kun!! It's evil!! -sniffle-
Puppy: -more whimpering-
Suki: Don't worry, Puppy-chan, Taiki-baka wont hurt you anymore!
Taiki: -cries-
Lizzy: Suki-chan, stop it. Your going to make Taiki-chan go emo. Like Sasuke.
Sasuke: What? I'm not emo!!
Naruto: Hells yeah, you are!
Lizzy: Wow, Naruto-chan. Your kinda ooc. MY BAD!
Orochimaru: How is that your bad?
Lizzy: Because I'm the one writing this, dur! Right, Sasori-kun?
Sasori:...-sigh- why can't I be on that side of the wall?
Lizzy: Because i don't know how to put you on that side of the wall!
Suki: Lizzy-chan, Remember? You have magical au--
Lizzy: Suki-chan! Shhh! Thats a secret!!
Sasori: What is?
Lizzy: -shifty eyes- Nothing...
Naruto: Oh... My... God... Sasori? Isn't he part of the Akatsuki? O.O
Everyone but Naruto: -twitching- YOU BAKA!!
Lizzy: Wow... I didn't expect that out of most of you.
Suki: like who?
Lizzy: Hmm... Suki-chan, Taiki-chan, Orochimaru-bastard, and Sasori-kun.
Sasuke: So basically you only expected it out of me... -sweat drop-
Lizzy: And myself, I expected me to say it too. -nods-
Naruto: Anyway, as I was saying... Sasori... That's Sasori? I never knew what he actually looked like without all those puppets on... He has red hair!!
Lizzy: I know! -squeals!-
Sasori: Wha-- Hey! Where'd all my puppets go?
Lizzy: Yes.. -more shifty eyes- where...? where indeed...?
Taiki: When are we going to read the question, Lizzy-kun?
Lizzy: Now, Taiki-chan!
Taiki: ("Chan"? ...-sniffle-)
Lizzy: It's from KowaretaHikari-chan, as I said earlier.
KowaretaHikari: lmao That was funny I knew Kabuto wanted Orochimaru! Eww! One more question: Orochimaru have you ever gone on a date with Kabuto? PS Taiki, I sent you a litter of puppies!
Lizzy: Hehe, this face reminds me of Kabuto: 'O--O' Lolz. -dances-
Sasuke: What did that have to do with the question?
Lizzy: Nothing. God, Sasuke-chan, get OVER yourself!! -glares at Sasuke and throws a random icicle kunai at him-
Sasuke: -kunai shatters on Sasuke's foot- How did that even get past the glass?!? -clutching foot in pain-
Lizzy: Because I have magical authoress powers.
Sasori: If you had "magical authoress powers" couldn't you just make an opening in the wall so I can go on the other side?
Lizzy: Why do you want to go over there so badly? Are you turning gay for Orochimaru?
Sasori: Ewww!! No!! -pukes-
Lizzy: Great. Now I need to call the janitor. -shivers- and I'm AFRAID of janitors!
Suki: O.O You are????
Lizzy: You people need to answer the questions! -makes an opening in the wall which she walks through and closes behind her.-
Sasori: Hey! What about me??
Lizzy: Huh? Oh. -sigh- Fine! -makes another opening in the wall. Sasori walks through it and it closes-
Orochimaru: Me and Kabuto? No!
Lizzy: Liar.
Orochimaru: YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!
Lizzy:...-evil laughter- thats what you think... -holds up a package-
Orochimaru: Wh-whats that?
Lizzy:... really, really, really messed up pictures I found all over Kabuto's wall in his room.
Orochimaru: YOU WERE IN MY LAIR?
Lizzy: well, duh! That's where you were when I kidnapped you!
Suki: Yeah, baka!
Lizzy: -sigh- I didn't look at them, though.
Orochimaru: Then how do you know what they are?
Lizzy: Because I wasn't the one who picked them up. Dobe.
Orochimaru: then who---
Lizzy: Mind your business. Answer the question truthfully.
Orochimaru: Fine! No, I havent... dated Kabuto... But I have... done other stuff. -slight blush-
Lizzy: Ok, I did NOT need to know that. -trying not to puke-
Naruto: I dont get it. What do you mean by "other stuff"??
Sasuke: -whispers in Naruto's ear-
Naruto: What? What the hell is bu -mouth is covered by Sasuke's hand- -muffled talking that sounded like "whas buh ses"- (1)
Lizzy: Eww. Naruto, Don't ask. Please don't ask. No one wants to explain it.
Orochimaru: I--
Lizzy: Except for Orochimaru, but I don't want him to... Oh, and Orochimaru-baka... these aren't pics. It's my English paper!! -takes out a paper on the Civil Rights Movement- It's not quite finished yet, though... I was planning on mailing it to myself, and then I'll have an excuse to why its not done yet! (2)
Orochimaru: DAMN YOU!!
Lizzy: Psha, Like I care what some pedophile sicko thinks...
Naruto: I want ramen!
Lizzy: Hey.. where's Taiki-kun? (3)
Everyone but Lizzy: O.O
Lizzy: What?
Taiki: -glomps Lizzy-
Lizzy: Wtf, Taiki! Get OFF! -attempting to push Taiki off-
Taiki: -purring- Lizzy-kun!!!
Lizzy: What? Why wont you get off?
Suki: O.O Lizzy...chan... you called him... Taiki-kun...
Lizzy:What? No I didn't!! -has a flashback- WTF? -gasp!- It was an accident, Taiki---chan!! An ACCIDENT!
Taiki: Lies! Your true feelings have finally shown! (4)
Lizzy: Get off! Go deal with your litter of puppies!!
Taiki: -purring stops- what puppies?
Lizzy: OH! I forgot, I got them in the mail from KowaretaHikari-chan!! It was said in the review question. He sent you puppies! -tries to make Taiki let go again-
Taiki: Where?
Lizzy: In the mail box, now let me go!
Taiki: God, Lizzy-kun! I'm not stupid! If I let you go, you're gunna go get the puppies!!
Lizzy: Suki-chan! Help!!
Suki: Sorry, Lizzy-chan. No can do. I wont take your place. It's your fault you called him "kun"
Sasuke: Ok, This guy kinda creeps me out...
Lizzy: Well, yeah, me too! I mean, he tackled me because I called him "Taiki-kun"
Taiki: -purrs again- heh heh heh -grinning-
Lizzy: Damn it, I need to stop saying that. -glares at Taiki- Let me go.
Taiki: No!
Lizzy: -pouts- Please?
Taiki: That wont help you, that makes me want to let go even less. -licks Lizzy's neck-
Lizzy: EWW!!! HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!! -sniffle-
Taiki: Aww! Lizzy-kun, don't be sad! If you want to be let go that badly, then... fine. -lets go and gets off of Lizzy-
Lizzy: -sighs and stands up- Thank god. -wipes neck off- Now time for payback! -runs to secret mailbox and gets a box of puppies-
Suki: -laughing at Taiki-
Lizzy: Suki-chan! Come look at the puppies!!
Suki: -goes to see- Aww!
Taiki: -hiss- MAKE THEM GO SPLAT!! -growling-
Lizzy: Geez, don't be so OOC, Taiki!
Taiki: Lizzy-kun, please throw them out a window!!
Lizzy: It's a gift, you can't throw away a gift!
Suki: Unless it doesn't work, or if its dead.
Lizzy/Suki: BUT WE WONT LET YOU KILL THE PUPPIES!
Taiki: Damn...
Lizzy: Cats need to learn to get along with dogs, anyway.
Suki: Yeah!
Lizzy: Well... Unfortunatly, no one else sent questions. I wrote so much with this one, and it's been so long since the last chapter, so I just put this out... Please leave more questions, or I'll have trouble writing the next chapter with NO QUESTIONS! O.O
Suki: Really! We love answering your questions!
Everyone but Suki and Lizzy: NO WE DONT!!
Lizzy: heh heh... ignore them. Thank you, KowaretaHikari-chan, for being the only reviewer for this chapter, I hope we have more for next chapter. I love all of my readers and I'll answer all questions!!
(1): If you don't get that, Don't ask. I'm not explaining it. Sorry.
(2): The excuse would be: "I haven't gotten it yet. I sent it to myself in the mail, but it hasn't come yet." of course, I'd get murdered by my teacher, but oh well!
(3): I actually typed that on accident, and when I noticed it I tried to get rid of it, but Taiki made me keep it on there because... he's a jerk. -blush- it was a slip of the tongue, it doesn't mean anything! -twitch-
(4): At that point, I was rolling my eyes as I was typing. Its like the actual story plays in my head, and I just type it down. So if I type something by mistake (like calling Taiki "Taiki-kun") It's like it happened in the story, and I can't un-say it. -sigh of frustration- I hate the way I write sometimes...
I love writing for people who love reading what I write!!