... Talking
(...) talking quietly or whispering
((...)) thinking
-...- actions
Lizzy: -sigh- Here we go again. Carl?
Carl the disclaimer: Woot-age! Lizzy231-chan does not own Naruto, but she does own any characters from the Suki Homaku story, and herself. Oh, and everything that happens in the plot, even if she didn't want it to happen. O.O
Lizzy: Why thank you, Carl-chan!
Carl-chan: No problem.
Lizzy: See you next chapter!
Carl-chan: Yup! Bye! -leaves through magic Carl door-
Sasuke: Hey! Why does he get a special door?
Lizzy: Cause he's special... duh!
Suki: So whats happening this chapter?
Lizzy: Whaaa-t? You didn't guess? We have more questions! The first is from KowaretaHikari-chan again. yay!
Taiki: Again? -sigh-
Lizzy: Hey, leave him be. He's cool. -nods-
Suki: Yeah! Stop PMSing!
Taiki: What?
Lizzy: It's full moon, baka. Your whole personality changes on full moon.
Taiki: That was yesterday. And do you SEE my cat tail and ears?? I don't think so!
Lizzy: Well your certainly acting weird. O.O
Taiki: I--
Lizzy: Well, I'll be right back! I've got a promise to break!
Suki: What?
Taiki: Ooh! Was it that one promise that you'll never join me?? -purrs-
Lizzy: No. Not that one. Bye! I'm gunna go kidnap some PEEPS!
Naruto: PEEPS!!!
Lizzy: Not that kind. Peeps as in people. Bye! -leaves through magic Carl door-
Everyone: ...
Lizzy: -comes back- Sorry Carl-chan! I forgot that that's your door! -leaves through magic LIZZY door-
Sasuke: -sigh- I hope she at least brings someone who we can talk to... like Kakashi-sensei, or something...
Naruto: Yeah! Or Sakura-chan!
Sasuke: Eww! No, Sakura's a bitch!
Lizzy: -enters snickering- I'm back!
Suki: What are you laughing at, Lizzy-chan??
Lizzy: Hehe, lookie! -Puts new person, all tied up, in a chair-
Suki: -gasp- Hiroshi-chan! -bursts out laughing-
Lizzy: Yeah, I found him like that... well, except for the tied up part.
Hiroshi: -red faced- Shut up!
Taiki: O.O Hiroshi-chan! I didn't know you liked long hair!!
Hiroshi: Shut it! I just need a hair cut!!
Lizzy: Well, DUH!
Suki: -snickering- you look like some tomboy-girl... and a really flat one. -laughter-
Taiki: H--
Lizzy: Taiki-chan, I don't want to hear your say in this. -glares-
Taiki: Aww...
Lizzy: Ok, Well I'm going to separate this into sections, since there are 4 questions from KowaretaHikari-chan.
KowaretaHikari: lol that was good 4 more questions (if you dont mind me asking so many questions)
Sasuke, Naruto, Taiki, Suki, and Hiroshi, if you could be a superhero what would your hero name be:P Sorry random question.
Sasuke: A superhero name? Hmm... The AVENGER!
Lizzy: You stole that! (I just don't know what you stole it from.. -shifty eyes-)
Naruto: Oh! Oh! I know! I'd be... RA-MAN!!!! Get it? -snicker- Yeah! It's the best!
Lizzy: If you say so... O.O
Taiki: Hehe, I have the perfect one. I'd just be plain "Taiki-kun" Because then Lizzy-kun would HAVE to call me "Kun"!!!! -purr-
Lizzy: I'd find a way around that.
Taiki: Aww...
Suki: A superhero? Why would I be one? Sure, I'd like to save people if they need help, but I dont want all that attention! So If i had to pick something, It just be plain "Suki" O.O
Hiroshi: -sigh- I'd be--
Taiki: GIRLY MAN! -shifty eyes-
Everyone but Taiki: O.O
Hiroshi: No, bitch. -glares at Taiki- I'd be... well, basically what Suki-chan said. But---
Lizzy: O.O You'd want to be known as "Suki"?? wtf, Hiroshi-chan?
Hiroshi: No! Not that part! The part about the attention! I'd just be Hiroshi...
Lizzy: You two are boring.
Suki: Aww! Your mean, Lizzy-chan!
Lizzy: Yeah, Well... you two have no creativity. And I have a rule against that. Jk. Next question from KowaretaHikari.
KowaretaHikari: 2) Sasuke, why cant you accept that Itachi lurves you as his brother, and that you should let him live on in his coolness?
Lizzy: You know, I've been wondering that too... hmmz...
Sasuke: Damn it!! Itachi HATES me! I hate him more! And he is NOT cool!
Lizzy: Hells yeah he is!! Itachi-kun is the coolest!
Taiki: -sniffle-
Sasuke: I'll never accept that, because it isn't true!! -goes to emo corner-
Lizzy: You and your damn emo corner... I should have made this a circle room, so you'd be walking in circles all day searching for your corner. -glares at Sasuke-
Sasuke:'(
Lizzy: K... Next question.
KowaretaHikari: 4) Orochimaru did you ever do 'stuff' to Sasuke?
Lizzy: O.O omfg. Eww.
Orochimaru: Eh... Well I---
Lizzy: Dont lie!
Orochimaru: Why not?
Lizzy: Death.
Orochimaru: Eep! No I'm emortal!
Lizzy: Unless I kill you... -shifty eyes-
Orochimaru: Fine! Yes!
Sasuke: LIAR!!!
Lizzy: EWW!!!! -hits head against wall-
Nearly everyone else: -trying to get the mental image out of head-
Orochimaru: Sasuke-kun, we have to get the truth out there!
Sasuke: Stfu, Orochimaru! Your just a pedophile who HAS NOT TOUCHED ME like that...
Lizzy: Ok! Thats all of KowaretaHikari-chan's questions! -shifty eyes-
Suki: Wait... What happened to # 3??? Theres 1...2...then 4...
Lizzy: Liar. The end!
Taiki: Lizzy-kun, Wheres the last question?
Lizzy: NO WHERE! IT'S A LIE!
Hiroshi: Found it...
Lizzy: O.O Hoe! How'd you get untied?
Hiroshi: I'm not a Hoe, and Suki untied me. Duh. Lets read the next question by KowaretaHikari.
Lizzy: NO! IT'S LIES! -sniffle-
KowaretaHikari: 3) Taiki, did you know Lizzy-chan has a crush on you:P
Taiki: -purrs- KowaretaHikari-chan, I no longer hate you! -glomps Lizzy-
Lizzy: IT'S LIES!!!
Taiki: (You lie...Lizzy-kun... -purring-)
Lizzy: -turns red- Get off...
Taiki: You don't really want me to...
Lizzy: JT-chan, look what you did!!
Taiki: Hehe...
Suki: O.O Is it true, Lizzy-chan?
Lizzy: No!! Taiki-chan is just gullible!
Taiki: How so? Your the one who called me "Taiki-kun" by "accident" last chapter. -cuddles-
Lizzy: -squeak- (off!)
Hiroshi: She's barely even speaking...
Lizzy: SHUT UP, HIROSHI!
Hiroshi: -sweat drop- never mind...
Naruto: I feel left out...
All the other Naruto characters: -nods in agreement-
Lizzy: Sasori-kun, save me!!
Sasori: Nah. -yawns-
Lizzy: Sasuke? O.O
Sasuke: No! I'm in my emo corner! Leave me alone! -sniffle-
Lizzy: NARUTO??
Naruto: Do you have ramen?
Lizzy: -squeak- no...
Naruto: Then, no!
Orochimaru: What about me? Why not ask me?
Lizzy: Eww, Why would I ask you?
Orochimaru: -sniffle- ... -goes to join Sasuke in emo corner-
Sasuke: DAMN YOU! NO!! MY EMO CORNER!!
Orochimaru: -Sits in his emo chair-
Lizzy:... Hiroshi-chan?
Hiroshi: Haha, why ask me? What do you expect? You broke your promise, you deserve this. -glares-
Taiki: Aww, Lizzy-kun, Just admit it and I'll get off... -purring-
Lizzy: I'm not falling for that, jerk.
Taiki: Damn.
Lizzy: And I'm not lying! If I liked you, do you think I'd be telling you to get off?
Taiki: Yes. Because thats how you are. You never admit stuff!
Lizzy: Like what?
Suki: Oh! Like--
Lizzy: Suki, your not helping.
Taiki: -tries to kiss Lizzy-
Lizzy: No, bitch! -moves head out of the way-
Taiki: Come on! Thats not fair!
Lizzy: OFF! -glares-
Taiki: Never!
Lizzy: O.O I just remembered something!
Taiki: You love me?? -meow-
Lizzy: No... I have magical authoress powers. -smirk-
Taiki: So?
-Suddenly, Taiki gets off Lizzy and Lizzy stands up, brushing herself off and smirking-
Lizzy: See? Magical authoress powers.
Taiki: O.O Not. Fair. -about to pounce-
Lizzy: -squeak-
-Lizzy gets a new magical wall for her and everyone but Taiki-
Lizzy: Haha!
Suki: Lizzy-chan, That's mean!
Lizzy: -sniffle- He wont leave me be!
Taiki: -sniffle- Lizzy-kun! Suki-kun! -pouting sadly-
Suki: let him in. -blank stare-
Lizzy: Yeah... -also blankly staring-
-the wall disappears-
Taiki: Ah, I love my clan's ability. Don't you, Lizzy-kun? Suki-kun?
Lizzy/Suki: Yeah... we lurve it... -blank stares-
Taiki: I knew it! They both say they don't! They lie! -purrs-
Sasori: O.O Wha'd he do to them?
Hiroshi: Damn it, It's his stupid clan's ability. He has all these kinds of stupid powers and stuff. One is he attracts girls majorly, especially if he tries enough, like he is now. So now they're drooling mindless fangirls, sort of.
Lizzy: D-da-mmn it! I'm g-g-gunn-na k-kil-ll y-you, T-taik-ki!!
Taiki: Lizzy-kun, really... talk logically...
Suki: What she meant was that she lurves you... we all lurve you!
Taiki: -sigh- I know...
Lizzy: f-fight i-t S-Suki!
Suki: I—m tryi--- Taiki-kun! -glomps Taiki- I lurve your cape!
Taiki: Me too!! -purrs-
Hiroshi: Suki. Come here.
Suki: No! -snuggles Taiki-
Lizzy: -hits head against the wall- ...ow... -cough- Taiki, That hurt my head. Stop doing that, damn you!
Taiki: Aww... I'm not doing anything. It works by making girls who already like me, but wont admit it, to show it.
Lizzy: You a liar. You baka, I wrote your story.
Taiki: Just admit it.
Lizzy: stfu. Suki, come on. You acting stupid.
Suki: Am not! Taiki-kun is so smexy!! -cuddles- and cuddly like a kitty!!
Lizzy: Well, his clan is a CAT clan, Suki-chan.
Hiroshi: -picks Suki up and makes her stand- Come on. Snap out of it. -shakes her-
Lizzy: Stop that, Thats not gunna help! -slaps Suki-
Suki: ...ow... huh?
Lizzy: Better? Can we all kill Taiki now?
Taiki: -squeak-
Suki: ...uh.. oh, Yeah I'm better. O.O That hurts my head, Taiki-ku---chan!!
Hiroshi: Lets kill Taiki!! yay! My life goal!
All Naruto Characters: I feel left out... -sweat drop-
Lizzy: Oh, wait. Sorry. On with the real plot. You peoples need to ask the Naruto characters questions too!! They feel left out. And... I'm not too fond of centering the whole chapter around Taiki and the rest of my characters all the time. It must get boring for the people who don't read Suki's story. O.O Please leave questions! (Oh, and please tell me what you think. -nods-) See you next chapter! -waves-
I love writing for people who love reading what I write!!
But, again, I HATE snow!! -shakes fist at snow- Damn you, snow!!
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