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(a/n:...) author/narrarator note.
Lizzy: Yay!! Chapter 5!! lolz. Carl!
Carl the Disclaimer: Woot-age!
Lizzy: I know!!
Carl: Ok! Lizzy-chan does not own Naruto, but she owns herself and the ocs from her Suki story.
Lizzy: Thanks again, Carl-chan! Your a big help!
Carl: Yay!!!! I feel special, now!!! -leaves through magic carl door-
Suki: -sniffle- I want a magic SUKI door...
Taiki: Me too...
Suki: -hits Taiki on the head with a ruler-
Taiki: OWW!! Hey, Wtf? Where did that ruler come from?
Suki: Huh? Oh! Lizzy-chan gave it to me, because your a pervert and i need to have some sort of weapon to keep you away from me, apparently. O.O
Hiroshi: Haha, stupid Taiki.
Lizzy: Yeah! She has a ruler, and I have a ruler too! Metal rulers, too!!!! Yay!! Pain!! lolz.
Naruto: Lizzy-chan? Do you have ramen yet???
Lizzy: Yup!!
Naruto: YAY!!
Lizzy: Wait, wait... did I say you could have any? Jk. Here. -hands Naruto some ramen-
Sasori: Hey! What about me??
Lizzy: O.O You like ramen?
Sasori: of course... Who doesnt?
Taiki: I dont.
Everyone else (not including Sasuke): O.O
Lizzy: Why not?
Taiki: its... eww. I just don't, k?
Lizzy:... ok then. Sasuke, why did you not go "O.O" like the rest of us did?
Sasuke: -sniffle- 'cause i can't go O.O in my emo corner...
Lizzy: DAMN THE EMO CORNER! -makes emo corner splod-
Sasuke: NOO!!!! MY EMO CORNER!!! and ow... I was in the emo corner when it sploded... -sniffle- GET OUTTA MY EMO CHAIR, OROCHIMARU!!
Orochimaru: -cries and goes to the emo tile on the floor-
Lizzy: -.-' I hate you guys. But Sasori-kun wants ramen!! -makes more ramen- Sasori-kun?
Sasori: What? Aren't you going to give me the ramen?
Lizzy: Hmm... Why should I?
Sasori: Because i want some ramen.
Lizzy: Ok. Fine. -hands Sasori ramen-
Suki: So... whats happening now?
Lizzy: I'm listening to OmniStrife sing "Blackbird"...
Suki: ...Thats not what I meant. What are we doing next? And-wait, how are you listening to him sing?
Lizzy: Do you not SEE my laptop?
Suki: Oh. -blink-
Hiroshi: -snickers- Suki-chan, pay attention.
Lizzy: Well, I have to go now! I gotta go kidnap someone unless they come on their free will!
Suki: But, Lizzy-chan... I was gunna come on free will, but you tied me up anyway.
Lizzy: Well thats a completely different situation. And theWHORE Hiroshi-chan untied himself last chapter.
Hiroshi: What does that have to do with anything? (I'm not a whore!)
Lizzy: Bye!! -leaves-
Taiki: So... who do you think she's gunna kidnap, now?
Hiroshi: I bet it'll be Jiro-chan.
Naruto: I hope it's Sakura-chan, or Kakashi-sensei...
Sasori: I bet and hope it's Deidara. I need a good argument right now... (Seriously, why would you want to make art explode?)
Sasuke: I hope it's Itachi.
Everyone else: O.O wtf?
Sasuke: No! So I can kill him!!
Everyone else: Oh... -sigh of relief-
Sasuke: O.O What. Were. You. Thinking?
Then everyone else avoids everyone else's eyes and hums.
Lizzy: -enters the room- I'm back!!
Everyone else: Who'd you kidnap?
Lizzy: No one!!!
Everyone else: O.O Really?
Lizzy: Yup! He came by himself!
???: Un!! -enters the room-
Everyone else: -gasp!-
Sasori: Finally. See? I was right.
Deidara: Oh! Hi Sasori-danna, hmm!!! I thought you were dead, hmm!!
Sasori: -twitch- I am. I just came back for this, somehow.
Lizzy: -turnes to Deidara- It's because of my magical authoress and fanfic writer powers!!!!
Deidara: -gasp- you have magic powers, hmm??
Lizzy: Un!!
((A/N: Eh, Un means Yeah for people who don't know that...))
Naruto: Who are these people? O.O
Lizzy: Eh, they're part of the Akatsuki.
(( A/N: Pronounced "At-Kat-Suki" for the people who don't know, and for stupid tonaimi.))
Naruto: I heard Kakashi talking about that once! But he called them "A-Cut-Ski" and it reminded me of that insane guy i saw on my skiing trip, who ran around saying "OMFG, someone cut my ski!" with a ski that had a huge cut across it.
((A/N: That's totally mine, don't steal it or I shall kill you. I already drew it and everything.))
Lizzy: o.O I remember that!
Sasuke: O.O How?
Lizzy: 'cause I drew it!!
Everyone: Yay!!!
Lizzy: ...o.O wha' da fuck??
Suki: I guess it was just a fit of randomness... -blink blink-
Lizzy: I guess so. -nods solemnly-
Naruto: What does "solemnly" mean?
Lizzy: O.O No idea. But i used it right! Didn't i?
Suki: -.-' The world may never know, Lizzy-chan.
Lizzy: O.O Maybe your right! o.O I must ASK THE WORLD! But for now, lets answer the only questions we've gotten so far! It's by KowaretaHikari-chan.
KowaretaHikari:
lol Yay Is it bad that I laugh at you being glomped by Taiki?
O O Sasuke, Naruto, how do you two feel about wearing Giant bunny costumes? -shifty eyes-
Can I ask Deidara why he feels the need to look like a girl? o.O
Deidara: o.O what? -twitch-
Lizzy: YES, thats very bad, KowaretaHikari-chan... -sigh-
Taiki: -laughing-
Sasuke: A... giant bunny costume? o.O
Naruto: Oh! Bunnies are fluffy! I'm ok with it, as long as it's fluffy!!
Sasuke: But... -twitch- b-bunnies??? No. hells no. -twitching like mad-
Deidara: WHAT, HMM?? I do NOT look like a girl!!!! -twitch-
Naruto: -turns to Deidara- What? Your really a guy? I thought you were a chick with a masculine voice!!
Deidara: -twitching- I ... hmm... I am going to kill you, Uzimaki Naruto... hm... -twitch-
Lizzy: Calm it, Deidara. I dont think you look like a girl. I used to, but I dont anymore!
Deidara: -sigh- How many people thought I was a girl at first?
Lizzy: Everyone! I think it's like the Haku incident. Even Masashi wasnt sure at first whether Haku would be a guy or girl. It said so in the manga where he first appeared. It said "Unidentified gender" lolz. Maybe it was the same for you. o.O But thats ok, 'cause your cool.
Deidara: -twitch-
Lizzy: -sigh- I hope we get more questions... I can only write about 5 pages with this. O.O heh heh... I mean, at least this time I tried to center it all around Naruto characters, and not my manga charcters... -sigh-
Sasuke:D
Orochimaru: -gets off emo tile and dances-
Lizzy: o.O wtf?
Naruto: hmph... -sits on floor- I hate ramen! -throws ramen across the room-
Taiki: Woof!
Suki: Whats wrong with Tai-kun, Lizzy-chan?
Lizzy: o.O Have you all gone MAD?
Sasuke: No. Actually I'm quite happy!!
Hiroshi: Liz-chan, chiz-il! Jus' sit back and watch tha' show, bizotch!
Deidara: Hmm... I think I'll get a sex change, so I wont only LOOK like a girl.
Lizzy: O.O TMI!!!! Y-your at least sane, aren't you, Sasori-kun?
Sasori: Very. In fact, you know how I said I wouldn't date fangirls to KNIUlove? Well, I said I wouldn't DATE them. I didn't say I wouldn't MARRY them.
Lizzy: o.o What are you getting at? -hopeful- ((jk))
Sasori: Where's KNIUlove? I'm gunna propose! -gets out a ring-
Lizzy: -faints-
Hiroshi: Wow. That worked. o.O
Suki: Yeah, I didn't think it would w-- -gets glomped by Taiki- Get off! -blushing-
Taiki: -purr- You said it, you get glomped. -cuddles Suki-
Hiroshi: You're annoying as hell, Taiki-chan.
Sasuke: -sits back in emo chair-
Orochimaru: -sits back on emo tile-
Naruto: -mourns about not having any more Ramen- Maybe this wasnt such a good idea... Lizzy-chan had all the ramen...
Suki: Thank god you all actually did what we asked. Thanks to you especially, Sasori-chan. That helped a LOT.
Sasori: What are you talking about? I'm being serious!
Everyone else: O.O
Suki: Hmm... since Lizzy-chan is still fainted, I think I'll say the usual junk she says... Uh, its something like "Hope you liked it." and... "ask many questions so we can answer them" and... I love writing stories, and people love reading them, or something. o.O
Hiroshi: It's: "I love writing for people who love reading what I write", Suki-chan.
Suki: Yeah... the she always puts something after it.
Taiki:"I love writing for people who love reading what I write, and I love Tai-kun" Is what she'd say, I bet.
Suki: You wish. Now get off.
Taiki: No. -pouts-
Suki: -blushing more- ... eh... oh, Bye, peoples! Remember to ask as many questions as you can think of!!
Hiroshi: Please. Suki, remember your manners! Bye!