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(...) whispering or muttering
(a/n:...) author/narrorator note.
-...- actions
Suki: Omfg, What are we going to do, now? It's the new chapter and Lizzy-chan isn't awake yet!! (But at least Tai-chan got OFF.)
Hiroshi: Throw a bucket of water on her.
Suki: And where do I find water?
Naruto: Well... there has to be some somewhere, or else she wouldn't have been able to make me some ramen.
Suki: She left the room when she made it, so it must be outside the room.
Sasuke: -stands up, walks over and kicks Lizzy-
Lizzy: O.O AH! DAMN IT!!!
Sasuke: there, now stop whining. -goes back to emo chair-
Lizzy: Sasuke, you BITCH!
Suki: Lizzy-chan? It's the new chapter...
Lizzy: Oh, is it? O.O ok! -gets up and checks secret mail box- Oh! Look at the questions! We have more than usual!! YAY!
Suki: -.- oh goody.
Lizzy: -reads the questions- O.O Whoa... -bursts out laughing- AWESOME! -still laughing- Oh, Carl-chan?
Carl the Disclaimer: Yup! Lizzy-chan does not own any of the Naruto characters.
Lizzy: Thanks!!! -still laughing-
Carl: No problem! -leaves through his magic door again-
Lizzy: Ok, for the first question... I'll be right back. -leaves-
Suki: O.O
Everyone else: -agrees- O.O
Hiroshi: I'm scared about the questions...
Everyone else: -nods-
Lizzy: -enters the room- Ok. I'm back, but I have to leave again. Hold up. Come on!
Hinata: -enters the room-
Lizzy: See?
Hinata: -looks at Naruto and blushes- O-ok.
Lizzy: Ok! -leaves again-
Naruto: Hi Hinata-chan!!!
Hinata: H-hi N-Naruto-kun... -more blushing-
Lizzy: -sigh- I'm back again. -twitch- (annoying bitches) -drags in 2 people all tied up-
Sasuke: O.O No...!
Lizzy: Yup. It's Ino and Sakura, here JUST to annoy you! Hmm... -Throws Ino and Sakura next to Sasuke-
Orochimaru: -girly screech- O.O -runs away from them-
Lizzy: -makes a barrier go up around them so no one else will have to be annoyed-
Everyone but Sasuke: YAY!!!!
Lizzy: Ok! Now that thats over, First question! It's from Cheshiro Cat. -snicker-
Cheshire Cat:
Hi all!
I wanted to say something, Taiki, u give cats a bad name. i strongly dislike u.
i wanna ask hinata a question (but dont tie her up, shell come if u say naruto is there, but dont tell him that!) ok, so hinata, y r u so against sparring with hanabi? she is a spoiled brat who takes after your father, who is a teme. so why do you care? you tryed to beat the crap outa neji!
thats all! just to annoy sasuke, can u bring in ino&sakura? thx, bubye!
Lizzy: -didn't read the part about telling Hinata about Naruto out loud-
Taiki: o.o what? -pout-
Suki: Wow. O.O Thats a first.
Lizzy: -still laughing- See, Tai-chan? I told you that there were people who don't like you! Like me, I find you annoying! (Sorry, but seriously)
Taiki: Fine. I don't care! -humph!-
Suki: Liar!!
Lizzy: Hinata-chan, answer your question!!
Hinata: U-uhm... H-hanabi... i-is--
Lizzy: Come on, no one will, say, tell your father or anybody else about your answer. You have no need to stutter like that.
Hinata: O-oh, Ok. Hanabi is a bitch, i agree, a spoiled brat who... yeah, ect... I care because... well... I actually DID spare with her once. I accidentally scratched her arm and Father got really angry...
Lizzy: O.O Poor Hinata-chan! Stupid Hanabi, that spoiled bitch. -shakes fist at Hanabi-
Sasuke: This is the person who is putting me through this torture??? this... Cheshire Cat person??
Ino/Sakura: ((A/N: They had untied them selfs)) Sasuke-kun!!
Lizzy: Yup!! But your stuck in there with them, so dealz with it!
Suki: Whats the next question?
Lizzy: Oh, hold up... -re-reads question- O.O Yay... I'll be right back -leaves again-
-Silence-
-crickets-
Lizzy: -runs back into the room-
Suki: Lizzy-chan, whats wrong????
Lizzy: Eh, nothing. Um... I'll be back again. -leaves through door-
Everyone: -hears yelling and crashes and then it becomes quiet and they hear a voice talking calmly-
Kisame: -enters the room- -looks around- Hey, peeps.
Naruto: O.O
Sasuke: O.O (If he's here, then Itachi must be!!)
Sakura/Ino: Sasuke-kun, pay attention to us!!!!!
Lizzy: -backs into the room- o.O 'tachi -blank and red faced-
Kisame: Don't waste your mangekyou on her!!
Itachi: -enters the room as Lizzy backs up- What? -looks up at Kisame- I'm not.
Lizzy: 't-t-tachi-kun... O.o -turns pale-
Kisame: Well... um, ok then. o.O
Taiki: o.o aww... no fair... she never calls me "kun"...
Itachi: Whats wrong with you? ((a/n: directed at me))
Lizzy: -gasp- t-tachi-k-kun... -faints-
Suki: Lizzy-chan??? -shakes lizzy- LIZZY-CHAN???
Lizzy: -wakes up- Huh? -sits up- What, Suki-chan?
Suki: The next question.
Lizzy: O-oh... here. It's from KowaretaHikari... -the magic door closes-
KowaretaHikari:
Yay! Random! Sasori loves the fangirls -nods- Hm... Itachi and Kisame are you two friends? o.o And Sasuke why you so crazy ho?
Sasori: KNUIlove-kun!!!! Not just any fangirl!
Kisame: Friends? Are we friends? What kind of question is that?
Itachi: How foolish. We're partners. As in, Leader made us put up with each other so we can capture Naruto.
Kisame: Yeah! I can't stand Itachi!
Itachi: -glares-
Kisame: Iwaskidding!!! -shrinks away from Itachi-
Sasuke: o.O ITACHI!!!!! -runs into the barrier-
Itachi: lol.
Lizzy: o.o Itachi-kun just laughed! -nearly faints again- How ooc!!
Suki: -burst out laughing-
Naruto: -snicker- Sasuke-baka
Lizzy: S-Sasuke-chan -laughter- Answer your question.
Sasuke: -eyes lower to a glare- I'm not a crazy ho. Bitch.
Lizzy: Don't call him a bitch, you BIZOTCH!!
Sasuke: I was calling you a bitch.
Lizzy: -eye twitches- That's it, your gunna get it. -evil grin- Here's the next question. It's from Ultimate Chibiness!!
Ultimate Chibiness:
Sasuke, you get no emo-corner! No! You have to get over it! In fact...Lizzy,
please paint Sasuke's emo corner/emo chair/emo tile//emo whatever PINK! No more
emo for you!!
chicken-butt. Your hair is funny. Wear a hat.
Lizzy: I agree! NO MORE EMO FOR YOUZ!!! -goes into barrier and paints the whole thing (including the chair and every single tile) pink with purple pokadots for an even girlier touch- Eww... it's disgustingly preppy in here. God, Sasuke, your such a prep! Oh wait, here's a hat! -shoves a hat on Sasuke's head- lolz. -leaves the barrier before Sasuke kills her-
Sasuke: DAMN IT!!!! -punches the barrier- OWW!!!! -clutches fist in pain- AHH!!! MY HAND IS COVERED IN PINK AND PURPLE PAINT!!!!! -faints-
Lizzy: Yay! Torturing Sasuke is SOOOO fun! Thank you, Ultimate Chibiness, for this great opportunity!! I'm so happy!!!
Everyone else: -laughing at Sasuke-
Lizzy: I got SOOO many questions this time! -dances- Here's one from KNUIlove-
Sasori: o.o KNUIlove??? YAY!!
Lizzy: o.O KNIUlove and Nagashi. here it is:
KNIUlove:OMG!OMG! Wait... is that a joke? Please tell me that's not a joke! I
will marry you Sasori-san! -screams- -faints-
Nagashi: Well, guess its time for her routine check up. She ALWAYS passes out
like this. ALWAYS. -carrys me to hospital-
Sasori: It's not a joke!!! YAY! I'm engaged!!!!! Oh, and please call me "Sasori-kun" It shows that you LURVE me!!!!
Everyone Else: O.O
Lizzy: Holy shiznit... o.O
Everyone Else: -nods-
Lizzy: We---ll anyway, that's it for this chapter... 'tachi-kun?
Itachi: -glares- what?
Lizzy: N-nothing! -twitch-
Suki: Lizzy-chan, you have serious issues.
Lizzy: o.O Thanks, peoples, for all the reviews/questions!!! I was so happy to check my mail and get so many reviews everyday!! -dances- Well, bye for this chapter! Please feel free to leave as many questions as you want to! And please leave them so I can make another chapter -.-'' eh, yeah... I NEED reviews to make each chapter, so thanks again! I use every question I get, btw. Byez!
I love writing for people who love reading what I write!
And I LURVE 'tachi-kun, lolz. -faints-