... talking
(...) whispering or muttering
((..)) thinking
(A/N:...) Author's note
-...- actions
Lizzy: Welcome to the 7th chapter! Yay! This is my longest fic, chapter wise!!!!
Hiroshi: Whooop-ti-do for you... -- -glares-
Lizzy: Cheer up, Hiroshi-chan! -gives Hiroshi ice cream-
Hiroshi:... :D Yay! Ice cream! -starts to eat it-
Lizzy: Carl-chan?
Carl: Yeah! Lizzy-chan doesn't own Naruto, but she DOES own all of the ocs. -dances- including me! I'm from her first comic ever!
Lizzy: Yeah, but I'm borrowing you for this! Aren't you just OH SO HAPPY?
Carl: Yes! But I shall leave now! I have to get back to Sally-kun!!
Lizzy: Bye!
Carl: -waves- bye! -leaves through magic Carl door-
Lizzy: He's such a great person! So nice! Lmao and from my very first comic from 5th grade!!! -dances-
Suki: o.o wtf? How come we've never heard of him, then?
Lizzy: Hmm... well I've never told you about him!! Sorry. He's from a stick figure comic. Its called "Carl and Bob" because his best friend bob is with him in it. Bob is a crazy guy, and uber weird, but funny. Carl is always trying to be this... cool person. But it isn't working. Lmao.
Suki: ... their story?
Lizzy: Well, one day him and bob sent a letter to Carl's penpal and she sent one back saying she was moving to this one state, that happened to be theirs, and this one neighborhood, which happened to be theirs too. She moved right next door to Bob. And on the other side of Bob, Carl lived. Eventually she became Carl's gf and then they found out she was a super person, Meaning super hero, not like... "what a super person!" Or whatever... Oh, and Carl's little brother went next door and annoyed the hell out of this evil guy that had very girly stuff. Lmao.
Suki: that story disturbed me. -glares-
Lizzy: Well... sucks to be you, doesn't it?
Suki: weird... usually Taiki-chan says something by now.
Lizzy: Yeah, but it's full moon. So he's being all... stupid and stuff.
Suki: Tai-chan?
Taiki: -sigh- What, Suki-kun?
Suki: Whats wrong?
Taiki: Lizzy-kun just told you, smart one.
Suki: I know.
Taiki: So why are you asking me?
Suki: Because she might be wrong.
Taiki: She isnt. Leave me alone, full moon... i hate it...
Lizzy: Really? I lurve the full moon! Its so... -staring into the moon-
Suki: Li-------zzy- cha--------n!!!?
Lizzy: Huh?
Suki: Lmao, It's Tai-chan's time of the month.
Lizzy: -bursts out laughing-
Taiki: -glares-
Lizzy: -controls laughter, and stops it- Hello.. -waves-... Tai-kun...
Taiki: Oh, come on, go away, Lizzy-kun. Not now... -gets as far away from Suki and Lizzy as possible- You people have serious issues... -sigh- -twitches cat ears and cat tail-
Lizzy: -bursts out laughing again-
Suki: -joins-
Lizzy: Lets start the questions, though. -dances- First one is from KowaretaHikari-chan!!
KowaretaHikari: Whe!
Sasuke Taiki... how do you feel about being in a Yaoi fic together (no lemon)
Cause Ill totally do it if you dont act better :P
Itachi... Itachi... Itachi... -hits Itachi in the face with a sock full of
nickels- OH WHAT NOW BITCH? -runs and hides-
Lizzy: (damn, I forgot 'tachi-kun was here) NO!!! 'TACHI-KUN!!!
Itachi: -glaring-
Lizzy: KOWARETAHIKARI-CHAN, your DEAD! -kills him-
Taiki: -hitting head against the wall-
Suki: -laughing at Taiki-
Itachi: -all but suddenly screams:- NO!!!! -cries- I HATES NICKELS!!!! -sobs curled up on the floor-
Kisame: -sweat drop- Itachi-san, you have... issues...
Itachi: -crying-
Lizzy: -cries too-
Sasuke: -breaks a hole in the wall and gasps for air-
Lizzy: Hi :D -waves-
Sasuke: You -gasp- Baka! -gasp- there is NO air in there! -gasp- your supposed to leave AIR HOLES, or SOMETHING!
Lizzy: Nah. -shakes head- why would I go to all the trouble of doing that??
Sasuke: -reads the question- O.O (damn)
Lizzy: Whats your choice? Go happy emo, or be in a yaoi with Taiki-chan?
Taiki: Wait, then what are my choices?
Lizzy: I think it's... entertain KowaretaHikari-chan, or be in a yaoi with Sasuke-baka..
Taiki: -groan- But it's full moon! I might be fluffy cute because now i have cat ears and a cat tail, but I dont...
Lizzy: I know, your not pervy!! -dances because of it- but what does that have to do with KowaretaHikari-chan?
Taiki: He said he laughs when you get glomped...
Lizzy: O.O dobe.
Taiki: -sigh- But... I AM fluffy cute, aren't I? -squeals- LOOK HOW F---ING FLUFFY CUTE I AM TODAY!!!!! -dances-
Lizzy: o.O YAYZ!!!
Sasuke: Hmm... -changes lotz-o-stuffs so he looks happy emo- happy now?
Lizzy: you have to ACT happy emo, smarty.
Sasuke: Well, Lizzy-kun, How, like, totally, nice and like... cool and stuff you look today!
Lizzy: -head explodes-
Suki: Dobe, she said Happy Emo, not PREP. -punches Sasuke-
Sasuke: Sorry. Sakura, please heal Lizzy-chan.
Sakura: -drools- anything for you, Sasuke-kun!! -heals Lizzy-
Lizzy: o.O -dizzy-
Naruto: o.o Lizzy-chan...? Are you ok?
Hinata: -blush- ((Naruto-kun is talking!))
Lizzy: Hinata, that was a STUPID thought.
Hinata: o.O You can read minds?
Lizzy: No. I just know what everyone is thinking! -dances-
Suki: Hmm... then what's everyone thinking?
Lizzy: YAY! I GET TO SHARE!! Ok! Right at this moment,
Tai-chan: is singing "Flip out like a ninja" in his head,
Sasuke: is thinking "How the hell am i supposed to know what a happy emo acts like?"
Sakura: is obsessing so much over Sasuke, that it hurts, and
Ino: joins that category, but with much more disturbing thoughts that i did NOT want to know,
Hiroshi: is thinking about a way to get out of here,
Orochimaru: is having half emo thoughts and half disturbing thoughts about little boys... eww...
Kisame: is thinking about how much he wants to swim
Suki: your thinking that this whole thing is utterly ridiculous and you bet I'm making this whole thing up, and you added "Forget you, Lizzy-chan" at the last second to try to mess me up,
Deidara: is thinking that he might have some clay left over from when he blew up Sasori's door to tell him about a new mission assigned to them by the A.L.
Sasori: is thinking about the wedding plans he still needs to make,
Naruto: Is thinking that he REALLY wants ramen, and that maybe he should ask about it,
'tachi-kun: is thinking... -bursts out laughing- omfg, He's thinking-- -gets knocked out by Itachi-
Itachi: -shifty eyes- Nothing happened.
Suki: o.O Lizzy-chan??
Sasuke: -just now (again) noticed itachi was there- ITACHI!! DIE!!! -faints-
Suki: Um... I think I'll answer the rest of the questions... somehow...
Hiroshi: Eh... Hmm... I'll be the kidnapper! -reads next letter and leaves-
Suki: Ok! And now we wait.
Minutes later
Hiroshi: -enters room again- damn it. No one told me that this chick had so many weapons! I wasn't prepared at all.
Suki: Whoa... maybe that's why Lizzy-chan always goes. She is prepared because she knows the character.
Hiroshi: This is... um... oh yeah, Tenten.
Tenten: -glares at Hiroshi-
Hiroshi: Sorry. -unties Tenten-
Suki: Here's the next letter. It's from WolfChibi-Chan:
WolfChibi-Chan: hahaha! nice one cheshire cat! ooh ooh! i no! lets send in a wolf to annoy taiki! yayz! (and u DO give cats a bad name...bad kitty-wannabe!) okay, um hinata, if u can confess about hanabi, y cant u confess about naruto? ooh! i wanna ask tenten something! 1st- u r my fave charetor so here's a cookie! 2nd-when did u start learning how to throw kunai? 3rd-do u realy like neji, i mean more than friends?
Hiroshi: -throws a little tiny wolf to taiki-
Wolf: -tackles taiki-
Taiki: -whimpers then hisses- And how am I a cat wannabe?? -cries-
Suki: He's not. He's from a cat clan, people. Process this through your head!!
Hinata: -blush- Na-aruto-ku-un is... um... well I sort of... make it obvious... but he doesn't... um... seem to notice...
Naruto: -thinking about Ramen, and not even paying attention-
Tenten: Yay! Cookie! -bites cookie- I learned to throw kunai on my second birthday! I stole it from my dad! He just left it hanging around, and I pierced a squirrel with it!!
Suki: o.O
Lizzy: -wakes up- huh? What happened?
Hiroshi: Ita--
Itachi: You fainted.
Lizzy: -blush- why?
Itachi: ... um... because... er... um... I'm so smexy, and... you couldn't stand it... so you fainted. -grins a smexy grin-
Lizzy: O.O -sways- wtf? Wait... I think I reme----
Tenten: LET ME ANSWER THE REST!
Lizzy: What? Um, ok then.
Itachi: -shifty eyes-
Tenten: Do I like... WHAT? Neji-ku---chan? No! Of course not!
Lizzy: hehe, oh really? Because I heard he likes you.
Tenten: -blush- He does? Well... if he said that... then I guess I can admit that I do like him...
Lizzy: I was lying :D
Tenten: NO!!!!! SO WAS I!!!!
Lizzy: Yeah, NOW you are. But we got your confession on tape, and unless you tell us the truth we'll show it to Neji!
Tenten: Fine. I really do like him for more than a friend, but he's so... almost emotionless, that it seems like he'll never like me back, so I keep it a secret... -sad-
Lizzy: He's just being stupid. I bet he likes you too, but he's hiding it! Stupid Neji. -nods-
Suki: -sigh- Lizzy-chan, you notice nothing.
Lizzy: Wha---- ...dude... when did Tenten get here? O.O And HOW?
Suki: -gasp- Hiroshi-chan! I just noticed! You got out... how the hell did you leave?
Hiroshi: o.o damn. I forgot...
Lizzy: thank god! Then I wouldn't have a series anymore! Or I'd have to kidnap everyone again.
Taiki: -whimper-
Lizzy: -looks at Taiki- O.O aww! Look at the little wolf cub!! that is so fluffy cute!! -squeal!-
Taiki: -glares- You're so mean, Lizzy-kun...
Lizzy: But how can you not think it's cute? -pets wolf-
Suki: Can we go on to the next question...?
Lizzy: yeah! Hold on.. -reads question- -sigh- hold on, I'll be right back. -leaves-
a few minutes later--
Lizzy: -returns with two people all tied up- YAY! -closes the door and unties the people-
Kakashi: -glares at Lizzy-
Shikamaru: -sigh- How VERY troublesome... -looks around- O.O -sad- there are no clouds in here!
Lizzy: Uhm... we're indoors, Shika-chan! Sorry. Hmm... -uses magic authoress powers to make some fluffy white clouds appear in one section of the room- YAY!
Shikamaru: YAY!!!!!!!! -jumps into the clouds, and hits the floor- cant you make them feel as fluffy as they look, and solid? -saded-
Lizzy: -makes them feel as fluffy as they look and solid-
Shikamaru: YAY AGAIN!! -jumps again into clouds, but lands on them and cuddles into them-
Lizzy: Ok! Next question. From Loverofallthingschocolate:
Loverofallthingschocolate: Kakashi, What do you think about Sakura appearance wise? Does she really need to go on a diet?
Naruto, When will you realize that Hinata likes you?
Shikamaru, Do you like Temari as more than a friend? If not her, who?
Kakashi: -looks Sakura over- Hmm... yup! She really REALLY needs to go on a diet! She's one ugly cookie. -nods-
Sakura: O.O -whimper- -cries-
Lizzy: lmao. XD Sorry, I hate Sakura...
Naruto: What? Hinata-chan? She doesn't like me! She doesn't barely talk to me! And even when I DO talk to her, she barely says anything at all!!
Hinata: -looks down at her feet-
Lizzy: Naruto, you dobe. Girls don't usually act all spazed out around the guy they like, like you do around Sakura-bizotch.
Naruto: What?
Lizzy: Girls are usually shy. Smarty. She's not ignoring you, or anything like that, she's just really shy around you.
Naruto: So... she does like me?
Hinata: Yes.
Naruto: O.O
Hinata: -just realized she said it out loud- O.O
Naruto/Hinata: -blush-
Lizzy: Be a happy couple! (My favorite pairing!)
So Naruto and Hinata go to talk about random stuff, like what they like about each other and stuff.
Lizzy: Shika, your turn. Answer your question! DO you like Tamari as more than a friend? If not, who?
Shikamaru: Tamari-kun? Hmm... Well... Yes, I do like her... but she's too pretty for me. I wanted a not too pretty, but not ugly girl. So I pick... Ino-kun.
Ino: -hears her name and stops staring at Sasuke- What? I heard my name!?
Lizzy: Yeah. Shikamaru LURVES you.
Ino: wtf? -glomps Shika-
Lizzy: Well... ok then. o.O
(A/N: My other 2 fav pairings are either ShikaTama or ShikaIno... I cant choose, so dont ask me to. But Tamari wasnt here for Shika to get glomped by, so Ino glomped him instead! It all works out. -nods-)
Lizzy: Last question! Then I get to re-read this and put it right onto YAY!
Lizzy: Well, it's more of a statement. Not a question! -dances- It's from KNIUlove
Sasori: -squeal!-
KNIUlove: OMG! OMG! YAY!! I'm gonne marry Sasori-kun!! I love you Sasori -kisses Sasori-!!
Sasori: -kisses KNIUlove back- I lurve you too! -smexy grin-
Lizzy: Um, we didn't need to see that... GET A ROOM!
Sasori: Gladly!
Lizzy: O.O -faints-
Itachi: Sasori, I'm supposed to make her faint! (Or knock her out) Stop that!
Sasori: -glares at Itachi- fine...
Suki: Eh... we'll wake her up before the next chapter starts.
Hiroshi: Yeah...
Taiki: -sigh- stupid wolf...
Suki: Bye people! Ask more questions! This is really quite a lot of fun!
Hiroshi: Yeah... now that I think about it, this is really fun. And funny. Wow. I guess I'm not mad at Lizzy-chan anymore!
Suki: Yup! And, um... Lizzy loves writing for people who love reading what she writes! And... she... loves the fact that she's going to the doctors next Wednesday??
Hiroshi: Yeah! 'cause she's been feeling lousy for about a month and a half now.
Suki: Bye!! -waves-