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(AN: Author Note)
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Lizzy: Yay! Lotz-o-questions!!!! -squeal- Carl-o!
Carl the disclaiming stick figure: Yuperz!!! Lizzy-chan does not own Naruto. She ownes her Ocs, though, and the fic. -dances then leaves-
Lizzy: Bye, Carl-chan!!!!!
Suki: Lizzy-chan, why are you so... uber happy today? -.-
Lizzy: Because! Naruto, Card Captor Sakura, and the Tsubasa Chronicle are the 3 best Animes EVER!!!! -more squealing- I just watched the card captor series again! And I watched the movies for the first time!!! But It makes me sad that they stopped the series... -sigh-
Hiroshi: Look what you did! You made her depressed! Way to go, Suki-chan.
Suki: Are we going to start yet, Lizzy-chan?
Lizzy: -sigh- Sure... -reads first question- KUSO!!!! -leaves-
Hiroshi: WTF?
Sasuke: Who could come to make this worse? Seriously, this is hell, here! -emo sigh-
Suki/Naruto/Itachi: Shut up, emo kid! -glare-
Sasuke: -glare- ..eh.. -glare-.. eh... -glare!- AH!! I DONT KNOW WHO TO GLARE AT!!! -breaks down in sobs-
Everyone but Itachi: O.O
Itachi: Get used to it, he does that all the time. -.-
Lizzy: -returns extremely annoyed-
Sai: -enters the room-
Everyone else: -curses whoever brought him here-
Lizzy: I'll read the first question. It's obviously from KowaretaHikari:
KowaretaHikari: Aw NaruHina and ShikaIno such cute couples :P And Sasori and KNIUlove too nods And Sasuke and Sakura would look beautiful together... knocked out in the bottom of a ditch... hates Sasuke and Sakura But Taiki and Lizzy love each other too has proof Oh Sasuke whats your favorite emo song? Oh Plus I want to ask Sai a question... Why you make so many dirty jokes? o.O seriously...
Naru/Hina: -blush-
Shika/Ino: -blush also-
Sasori: I know! I miss her so much!
Lizzy: It's only been a little bit.
Sasuke: You only hate me because I'm better than you...
Sakura: Me too!
Sasuke: No your not. Your just a bizotch.
Sakura: Your right, Sasuke-kun:D
Sai: Dirty jokes? I dont!
Lizzy: Basically. Your always making nasty comments.
Sai: What are you talking about?
Naruto: Like in the hot spring!!
Sai: I was just telling you the truth, Naruto.
Lizzy: Well- -gets glomped- get off. -didn't even fall over this time-
Taiki: wow. This is weird. I'm so used to you falling over when I glomp you!
Lizzy: I was expecting it, so... yeah.
Taiki: hehe... he has proof... -grin-
Lizzy: Get off, no he doesn't. Plus, I thought you liked Suki-chan.
Taiki: I do! I cant like more than one person at a time?
Lizzy: -sigh- seriously, at least Suki likes you BACK.
Taiki: O.O -gets off Lizzy-
Lizzy: Finally.
Taiki: -moves Lizzy so that she's next to Suki-
Lizzy and Suki: WTF?
Taiki: -glomps both at the same time-
Lizzy and Suki: -screams as they fall-
Taiki: -purr- hehehehe...
Lizzy: God, your SO ANNOYING!
Taiki: Nah, you dont really think that. Calm down, Lizzy-kun, and relax...
Lizzy: -eyes go blank, and relaxes- Un... -sigh- he he...
Suki: -slaps Lizzy-
Lizzy: ow... Ah! Thanks, Suki. Stupid Tai-chan, I have to read the next uber long question.
Taiki: -hands Lizzy the next letter-
Lizzy: -takes it and glares at Taiki- damn you. -opens it and reads it- Eh, I'll break it into parts.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Hi! This is a really funny story Lizzy-chan!
Ok here are my questions, I havn't actually seen your other storys but I'm gonna
ask your OCs anyway.
Taiki; I don't think you're a cat wannabe. And do you like almond crush pocky?
YAY! KITTY CLAN! --gives tiger cub, kitten, cheetah cub, and serval kitten to Taiki and huggles him--
Taiki: -gets huggled- YAY! Huggles:D Erm... hmm. I don't think I've ever tried that kind of pocky... I'll have to try it some time. -receives a tiger cub, a kitten, a cheetah cub, and several kittens- Oh! Yay! They can go meet the others! Later. For now, they shall stand with me and defend me against the evil dog like creatures, and... puppy... -evil grin-
Lizzy: yeah, yeah whatever. Next.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Tenten; --teary eyed-- WAH! YOU'RE STEALING NEJI-KUN! Er, right. Anyway, do you have any special kunai? You know like ones that turn into swords? If not then here! --gives special kunai to Tenten--
Tenten: Do I have a special kunai? Well, I have so many... ones that turn into swords... hmm... -gets out random kunais- erm... -presses a button- I think-- -the kunai splodes- ouch... guess not. -recieves kunai- YAY! -practices attacking Sasuke with the Kunai/sword-
Sasuke: Get away from me!!!! -runs-
Lizzy: -.- Next.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Snake-teme (Orochimaru); ... Die. --throws sand cat (Cat that eats snakes) at Snake-teme--
Orochimaru: -screams like a tiny little girl- NO!!! -runs around the room, while the cat runs after him, laughing evily-
Lizzy: O.O omfg.
Hiroshi: Dude, I didn't know cats could laugh!
O.O
Lizzy: Erm,... NEXT!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Itachi; Is it okay if I cosplay as you for NekoCon (Anime convention) this year? --kitten eyes--
Lizzy-chan; Will you kidnap Neji-kun and Yondaime? (Fourth hokage)
Itachi: Closplay? Sure. As long as you don't, you know, make it look like I don't utterly hate my brother. -.- Other than that, do what you will.
Lizzy: ... :D 'tachi-kun!!!!
Itachi: -sigh- what?
Lizzy: o.o I didn't say anything! -runs out of the room to kidnap people-
Itachi: yes... she did... -turns to everyone else- YES SHE DID!!! O.O
Kisame: Yes, yes, Itachi-san. Don't worry, your not quite insane yet. Everyone else heard her too.
Itachi: -gasping for air- Its ok, I'm fine!
Lizzy: -returns with a tied up Neji and Yondaime- ha h-
Itachi: YOU DID SAY SOMETHING!!!!
Lizzy: Calm it, 'tachi-kun, I DID say something, Ok?
Itachi: -gasping for air again- Thank god!
Neji: -muffled yelling-
Yondaime: -muffled humming-
Lizzy: -closes door and unties both-
Neji: -Get up and glares at Lizzy- Humph! -brushes self off and sits in a chair-
Sasuke: OUT OF THE EMO CHAIR!
Neji: -jumps up- whoa, fine! -stays standing-
Yondaime: -sitting on the floor humming a happy toon- :D
Lizzy: Next question!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Neji-kun; Will you marry me? --kitten eyes-- Pwease?
Neji: O.O what?
Tenten: D:( WHAT?
Neji: But-- I-I-I-I- I don't even KNOW you!
Sasori: So? I didn't know KNIUlove, but I'm gunna marry her:D
Neji: -eye twitches- thats weird... -gets bitch slapped by Sasori-
Sasori: Don't you DARE call us weird! -humph!-
O.O
Lizzy: Neji, your answer?
Neji: Uh, I-I... -glances at Tenten- I- erm...
Lizzy: Oh:D Was I right? Do you like Tenten?
Everyone but Lizzy, Neji, and Tenten: WTF?
Neji and Tenten: -both blush-
Neji: Erm, No!
Tenten: Really? 'cause I kinda... like you...
Neji: O.O wha--? Yeah! I do, ok?
Tenten:...- :D-
Neji:...- :D-
Lizzy: I'm quite scared.
Everyone else: -nods in agreement-
Lizzy: That was creepy. I want to erase that from my head. -pushes Taiki again- Why wont you get off?
Taiki: -pout- I don't wanna!
Lizzy: Hmm...
Then Lizzy uses her awesome Authoress powers to make Suki finally say something.
Suki: Tai-kun... you pay NO attention to me... -flutters eyes, and blushes at Taiki-
Taiki: Suki-kun, you dont want to join my group! I-I-I'm mad at you. :P
Suki: -pout- aww...
Taiki: -gets off Lizzy without noticing- Suki-kun... -purrs- Hello...
Suki: -snaps out of it- DAMN YOU, LIZZY! Get off, Taiki-ku- eh... BAKA!
Taiki: I could HEAR the truth in what you were saying, though. I bet, if you werent in denial, you would have actually said that.. -purr- -cuddle-
Suki: -blush-
Lizzy: Yay! I'm being left alone! Next.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Naruto Would you like having a twin sister? Because I'm starting a fic where you do.
Naruto: A twin sister? I guess that wouldnt be so bad! Then I wouldnt have been so alone from the beginning!
Neji: - :D-
Lizzy: -.- Neji, stop being creepy and answer the question.
Neji: Huh? Oh... a twin sister? That would just be more competion, wouldn't it? I mean, I'd obviously be stronger than her, but who knows... she might turn out to be stronger than me. I'm fine the way I am.
Lizzy:(self centered ass) eh hem! Next question!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Sasuke; ... That was a really stupid move, going to Snake-teme. You're my friends fav character though. --sigh-- Will you come to our neighbor-hood? She would love it!
Sasuke: -.- I had to go to him to get powerful.
Lizzy: Answer the damn question, already!
Sasuke: Ok... would I come to your neighborhood? Sure! If, first, I knew how to go to your world, then if I could somehow just find out where you live, get a ride and English lessons, or at least a translator, then... sure! I'd be happy to.
Lizzy: Sasuke, I hate you. Your such an ass-bag. Next!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Yondaime; Are you the leader of Akatsuki? Or Naruto's dad? It's pretty easy to figure out that you are.
Yondaime: Eh? The leader of the Akatsuki? Oh no! No no no no no! Haha, I dont have orange hair or a tattoo! Nope! Sorry! But... yeah, I'm Naruto's dad.
Naruto: -not paying attention-
Lizzy: lolz. Next.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Shino; ... --eye twitches-- Why bugs?
Lizzy: Oh, do I have to kidnap Shino now, or something?
Shino: -appears out of no where- I've been here the whole time.
Lizzy: -screams like a little girl-
Shino: Bugs because... you know, I've never asked. I didnt chose to be part of a bug clan... -sniffle- and I didnt chose bugs to live in me!! -bursts into sobs on the floor-
Lizzy: Erm, next!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Kabuto; Did you know that you have the same name as a pokemon?
Lizzy: Oh, Is Kabuto here?
Orochiamaru: -hiding behind someone- Erm, yeah he tends to follow me. Kabuto, come out.
Kabuto: -walks out of the shadows-
Lizzy: wtf? -sigh- baka...
Kabuto: -glares at Lizzy-
Lizzy: Read the question.
Kabuto: -reads the question- Eh? Whats a pokemon?
Lizzy: -forces him to watch the whole series-
Kabuto: -eye twitches- I have the same name... as one of those... things! -faints-
Everyone but Orochimaru: -looks at Kabuto with wide eyes-
Orochimaru: He does that all the time. He's such a wimp.
Lizzy: Eh, ok. Last part!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty: Oh, and my cat Sasami wants to ask a question too.
Taiki-kun; Will you marry me?
...Like I said, that one is from my cat Sasami. Bye!
Lizzy: -waves- bye!
Taiki: O.o marry a cat? Erm, sorry no...
Lizzy and Suki: -bursts out laughing-
Taiki: -silences Suki-
Lizzy: o.O wtf?
Suki: -pushes Taiki away and slaps him- Jerk!
Taiki: -grins-
Suki: -blushes-
Lizzy: Errm... lets go on to the next question.
Christy: HI!! My friend (ain't gonna say who) told me about this!! Sasori's gonna get married? No fair!! Curse you KNIUlove!!I have a question. Sasori, how'd you get your hair like that? Did it grow like that naturally or what?
Lizzy: Your friend who must not be named? OMFG! Voldamort!!! O.O holy shit! Death Eater!!! -spazes out-
Suki: -.- she's lost it.
Hiroshi: When has she ever NOT been insane?
Suki: -thinks back- hmm.. cant remember a time.
Sasori: -sigh- I'm getting married... what a wonderful thought! -reads the rest- My hair? -brushes fingers through hair- Hmm... it's natural! It grows like that, but it also helps that I tend to steal Itachi's and Deidara's different conditioners and combine them. -sigh- It makes it silky shiny and smooth! But the way it grows, when I brush it through (with a special brush) it flops down like this!
Lizzy: What a freak. He's more obsessed with his hair then Dei-chan, and 'tachi-kun!
Sasori: It's ok. KNIUlove accepts me the way I AM:D
Lizzy: -.- freak. Next question! It's from... KNIUlove!
Sasori: YAY!
Lizzy: Stop that. Ok, here.
KNIUlove: Sasori-kun -shakes finger- save it for the Honeymoon.
Nagashi: STFU!! We all know that you don't want to!
KNIUlove:O.O I'm not the type of person to do that BEFORE I get married!!
Freaking fag!!
Nagashi: Screw this! I have a question for you. Deidara, will you go out with
me-
KNIUlove: HEY!! I'm the one asking questions here!! Alright, Everyone, do you
think Nagashi should STFU?
Nagashi: OMG!! now it's time for KNIUlove's new ending phrase.
KNIUlove: I lurve you Sasori-kun!! Please don't get mad at me if I say that
often.
Sasori: yay:D I lurve you too!! -squeal- I feel so loved!!!! Say it as MUCH as you want!! (But I'll save it, because you asked me to... hehe...)
Lizzy: That wasn't really a question, was it? Oh well! Haha. She sent more, though!
Sasori: -squeal-
Lizzy: Your too OOC, calm it.
Sasori: -.- Un. I know. It's just... exciting.
Lizzy: Ok. Here.
KNIUlove: Okay, I actually have a question this time. Anyway this is for
Sasori-kun. How did you turn yourself into a puppet, and did it hurt?
From KNIUlove, Sasori's official fiancée.
Sasori: Hmm... good question. Actually, I don't remember it very well... You see, I think I used some sort of jutsu. My parent became puppets because they... died and I made them into puppets. I used... some sort of jutsu. It's a jutsu from my clan... -shakes head- I don't remember it very well at all. It was a long time ago. But... I lurve you, does that make up for my bad answer?
Lizzy: I think it might. You should really start calling her by her name, rather than her sn...
Sasori: I know... haha.
Lizzy: Well, it's about time I end this. It's a bit short, I think, but whatever. I finally got this done, at least, right? -grin- yay! Send in more questions!! I lurve writing OOC moments! So fun! Wow, 8 chapters... that's quite a lot!! O.O Well, bye!
I love writing for people who love reading what I write!
And I love the fact that i wrote about 3 different chapters to 3 different stories in basically 1 day!