Talking
(whispering or muttering)
-actions-
((thinking))
(A.N: author's note)
O.O , -.- :D , D, etc. Faces, and stuff...
Carl the Disclaimer: Lizzy-chan does not own Naruto, but she owns all the ocs.
Lizzy: Whoa, a little early, there?
Carl: I'm in a hurry. -leaves-
Lizzy: o.o He didn't even say bye!
Hiroshi: Get over it, Lizzy-chan.
Lizzy: -sigh- fine... first question! From KowaretaHikari.
KowaretaHikari: Wee fun Hey Sasuke, why do you make your hair look like a chickens butt?
Sasuke: O.o WHAT? IT DOES NOT!!!! -spazes out-
Everyone else (not Sakura, or Ino): Yes it does! -nods-
Itachi: hahaha... you foolish fool of a foolish little brother... who is foolish...
Lizzy: That is SO annoying... -twitch-
Itachi: It is not!!! O.O
Lizzy: -realizes who she was talking to- o.o 'tachi-kun:D of course not!
Itachi: -humph!- damn straight! -glares at random spot on the wall-
Sasuke: -obsessively looking into a mirror at his hair-
Lizzy: -heh hem- Anyway, I want to dedicate this chapter to KNIUlove because, one, she is going through a rough time, two, she sent in two (a.n: three, but at this point I dont know that) very interesting review question things, and three, eventually she and Sasori are getting married. (Sasori asked me to dedicate it, so... yeah...)
Sasori: Yay:D
Lizzy: Here. It's a reply to last chapter's question she asked.
KNIUlove: It was a good answer, but I still lurve you too! Oh and, I can tell
you who Christy's friend was... Me!! lol!!
(Lizzy: -interrupts her own reading (out loud) of the letter- YAY! Lolz)
Nagashi: Okaayy then.
KNIUlove: Oh, and I have another question, Sasori. Okay, uh, other than the
whole art thing, do you and Deidara get along well?
Nagashi: Forgetting something?
KNIUlove: What? Oh!! Right!! Sorry Sasori, love you!! -kisses Sasori-
Nagashi: Nerd.
Sasori: Hmm... Me and Deidara? Un, we do. Anyway, most of us were put in partners, because of not only our skill, but if we didn't get along period, then we would switch. Well, thats how it started off, anyway. If someone dies, then the partner leftover gets stuck with the new member.
Deidara: Un! Un! We get along well, other than the art arguments, hmm!!!
Lizzy: Wow, Sasori-san, your smart.
Sasori: Dur.
Lizzy: Next one is from KNIUlove, also. Tis very sad! O.O
KNIUlove: -sigh- Hi Sasori-kun, Lizzy-chan, everyone else. I'm not to happy
right now, cuz were I live is in a drought. Its really dry and depressing, and
we have to conserve water. So what i need right now is to hear something happy
to cheer me up. I am a perked up for the fact that I'm marrying Sasori, but I
still need a little more perking up.
Sincerely.
KNIUlove Sasori's Fiancee
Sasori: Aww! My love is sad!!!
Lizzy: We must cheer her up!
Sasori: Un! Hai! Defiantly! Of course! I agree! How?
Lizzy: -.- well, we can start by making this an uber funny and long chapter, if thats possible... Hmm...
Sasori: -gives KNIUlove roses, other flowers, chocolate, and lotz-o-other stuff, including many kisses-
Lizzy: O.O Where the hell did all that stuff come from?
Sasori: ... I bought it... -shifty eyes-
Lizzy: o.O Ok... um... How did you get the money for all that stuff?
Sasori: ...
Everyone else: ...
Sasori: I stole it from Kakuzu... -evil laughter-
Deidara: haha, so thats why he keeps needing more money!
Lizzy: Oh! What's he use the money for? o.o
Deidara: You... really... dont want to know. -shakes head-
Lizzy: ermm... Ok! Next question/review will be split up to help us answer it!!! -dances-
i LoVe YoU iTaChI-DaNnA: 1) Sas-gay- i fucking hate u, ur retarted and emo and and you have chicken ass hair! and ur gay so why dont u go fuck som guy some where...DX
Everyone: O.O
Everyone but Sasuke, and all the other random emo characters: -bursts out laughing-
Sasuke: Was... that even a question?
Lizzy: It doesn't matter! Tis funny!
Sasuke: WHAT? How is THAT funny?
Lizzy: ...'cause it's true? Chicken ass hair... Sas-gay... lmao!
Sasuke: o.O NO!!!!! -sits on emo chair-
Lizzy: -sweat drop- Next.
2) Itachi-danna- Yay! Itachi-danna! Ok i wanted to know what kind of shampoo u use to make ur hair shinny and silky looking? and where did u get the kwl nail polish? -huggles him-
Itachi: -touches soft silky hair- The hair thing... is a secret... that I shall never reveal!
Sasuke: GOD, YOUR SO GAY, ITACHI!
Itachi: -about to kill sasuke-
Lizzy: -viciously attacks Sasuke-
Itachi: o.o Whoa...
Lizzy: -yells over Sasuke's screams- JUST ANSWER, 'TACHI-KUN!
Itachi:... k... I WILL tell the nail polish thing, though! I got it from Hot Topic! It's the awesome kind, though, that doesn't come off for days. And when it does start to come off, I just paint them again! -gets huggled- YAY:D
Lizzy: -finally done beating the crap out of Sasuke- ... -huff- Ok! Next!
Sasuke: -whimpering-
3) Sasori- my sister praticly loves u and wanted to know if u'd go on 1 date
with her
Sasori: Sorry, I'm engaged.
Lizzy: Erm... next!
4) Sai- omg! ar u really gay in the show? (sorry, i'm a major yaoi fan -waves
uchihacest, kak/iru, ita/kis, tob/dei, tob/zet, dei/ita, and many more yaoi
flags-)
Lizzy: Ah! Run, a yaoi fan!!! o.O jk. Why are a lot of my readers yaoi fans? I dont get that... I don't write yaoi...
Sai: I'm not gay... at least, I don't think I am...
Lizzy: Ok then. Figure that out, then, Sai. Next.
5) Sakura- stay away from sas-gay, he likes naruto and pluse ur a ama (bitch)
Sakura: o.O Sasuke is gay?
Sasuke: -tries to protest, but is way too beat up to talk-
Naruto: No! I like Hinata-kun!!
Hinata: -blushes-
Lizzy: Next.
6) Ino- hey ino-pig, i have one thing to say to u! stay away from shika-kun, he belongs with temari-chan...and ur an ama too
Ino: -saded-
Lizzy: Yeah, I like that Tamari/Shika pairing better, too, but she's not here, and stuff. Next-idity! Lolz
7) hinata- naruto's too dence for u, why dont u go after Gaara-kun? (huge fan of hin/gaa)
Hinata: What? Gaara? I... don't even know him!
Lizzy: ... I dont get that pairing at all... o.O I never knew Hinata was paired with him! Thats so weird... next!
8) Naruto- u r so cute and smexy -gives raman- enjoy!
Naruto: Yay! Ramen!!! -squeal!- :D -eats ramen-
Lizzy: -squeak!- Go Naruto! Next!
9) Shika- you should go out with Temari-chan...she really likes u n.n
Shikamaru: O.O I would, but she isn't here. So I'm with Ino! -squeak!- If she was here, I'd drop Ino in a heartbeat! -jumps into fluffly clouds again- -squeal!!!-
Lizzy: That's mean... o.o oh well. Ino's a bizotch... she's mean... next!
10) Kisame-kun- Hiya! -glomps- did u know that u have tons of fan girls and i'm one of them, just not as many as itachi-danna...oh and i've been calling u 'smexy fish stick' a lot...i hope u don't mind...n/n
Kisame: -gets glomped- O.O I have fangirls? Whoa...
Itachi: Yeah! I would have never guessed! Your just so...
Kisame: Dont be mean, Itachi-san.
Itachi: -humph- fine.
Kisame: lolz... smexy fish stick... -grin- thats funny. I'm not the type to be offended, really, not by fangirls.
Lizzy: Erm... next.
11) Shino- u're so awsom and misterious its so hawt!
Shino: -pushes up sunglasses- I know... Oh, I know... -grins-
Lizzy: Ok then... Next.
12) Kabuto- u are so kwl! and i think ur hawt too!
Kabuto: -squeak- Yay! But I'm creepy for Orochimaru. Sorry.
Orochimaru: -inches away-
Lizzy: Yeah... I now hate Kabuto completely, due to the new manga chapter (356)... -nearly barfs- Next.
13) Oro-samma- -bows at ur feet- i prais thee orochimaru-sama (sorry i'm one of very few oro-sama fan girls)
Orochimaru: Thats not true! I have many, many fangirls! O.O
Kabuto: yeah! Like me! I'm your fangirl!
Lizzy: Uh... your a guy...
Kabuto: O.O oh... I can fix that!
Lizzy: -nearly barfs... again- eww... stupid Oro-baka and Kabuto-teme... next.
14) Lizzy- this is fucking awsome, plz update fast!
Lizzy: O.O THANKS!!!!! -squeal!- I'll update as fast as I'll let me, due to school ending in two weeks (I know its over for a lot of schools, already) and to the fact that I'm working on a crossover thats just so pwnsome! But this is the update you were waiting for this time, right? -squeal again!-
Suki: Wtf? A crossover? Geez, I wouldn't think you would go that low.
Lizzy: Stfu, It's featuring you... and it's also featuring the Akatsuki... so deal with it, bizotch. But it's a HUGE spoiler for your story, Suki-chan. So, I'd advise anyone reading your story not to read it if they don't want many things ruined. Though, it might also give you more fans... oh well!
Taiki: O.O Will I get more fans?
Lizzy: Erm... probably... The first chapter has you in it, but it's full moon day... so your not your horrible self.
Taiki: -glare pout- meanie...
Lizzy: haha, next.
15) Arishia- OMG! are u nar-chan's otou-san and the leader of the a-ka-tus-ki? that would be so awesome!
Lizzy: She's talking about you, Yondaime...
Yondaime: -humming stops- Hmm? Oh... I'm not the leader of the Akatsuki!!!! o.O
Lizzy: But are you Naruto's dad?
Yondaime: ... -shifty eyes- maybe... -more shifty eyes-
Lizzy: Erm... ok. We can only wait to find out! Next!
16) Deidara- OMG! dei-kun -glomps- OMG! u r so hawt and funny! yay -huggles him-
Deidara: -gets glomped and huggled- Yay, hmm! -squeal!- Oh! I have an idea, hmm! -makes a clay humming bird-
Lizzy: wtf?
Humming bird: -flies and lands on Sasuke-
Deidara: hehehe -makes bird splode-
Sasuke: AHHHH!!!!!!
Lizzy: -bursts out laughing-
Itachi: -nods in approval at Deidara-
Deidara: YAY! I'm so... so...
Lizzy: Pwnsome??
Deidara: UN, hmm!!! -dances-
Lizzy: Haha, next!
17) Tobi- Tobi-chan! ur such a good boy -pats him on the head- and whats ur fav. color?
Tobi: Oh! Tobi IS a good boy!! -squeak!- And, -dances- My favorite color is ORANGE! But only if it's with black, see? -points at mask-
Lizzy: Go... Tobi... I cant remember if you were in here or not...
Tobi: Tobi follows Deidara-danna!
Lizzy: OOOK then... creepy much? Next!
18) Neji- u should defintly go out with TenTen!
Neji: -turns to Tenten- wanna go out?
Tenten: Sure!
Lizzy: last one.
19) Tenten: did u know that both neji and lee like u?
Kinoke Novel! that is all for now!
Lizzy: -waves- Thank you!
Tenten: Lee likes me? O.O I never knew!
Neji: Y-you aren't gunna dump me for him, are you??
Tenten:... no...
Neji: -sighs in relief- Thank god!
Lizzy: -sniffle sigh-
Suki: What?
Lizzy: No more questions... and also, I wanna write your story... you meet Hidan first! Haha
Suki: Why...
Lizzy: 'cause I asked who you'd wanna meet, and all you were doing was telling me who you dont wanna meet, so out of the few left, I picked Hidan for you, you jerk. -.- lolz.
Suki: Oh yeah... stfu.
Lizzy: Well, sorry that it's only 9 pages... wait... I'm gunna check my email, just in case!
Everyone: -waits-
Lizzy: -gasp!- I was SO not expecting that!!! KNIUlove sent in another reivew!!!
Nagashi: OMG!! This is the third time you've replied!! Sasori's gonna be Really
happy!!
KNIUlove: Shut up!! I just won two awards!! A meddle and a first place ribbon
for my picture of a wolf! Oh and Sasori, I made a picture of us!! Just copy and
paste the URL on the website bar:
Sorry Sasori. I can't draw you well. Tell me what you think.
Nagashi: -Looks at Deidara's face- heh heh, nice.
KNIULove. Sasori's official Fiancee
Sasori: I lurve it... really... heh heh...
Lizzy: Go KNIU, it's ur b-dayz, woot WOOT! Lolz... wolfs are teh-rule! -dances- and I like the pic! (1)
Sasori: Deidara shouldn't peep... -glares at Deidara-
Deidara: Eep!! -hides behind Lizzy-
Lizzy: -looks at Deidara- That doesn't seem to work, smarty. I'm shorter than you...
Deidara: So, hmm! You STILL have mad authoress skilz... -squeak- right hmm?
Lizzy: Of course:D But really, you shouldn't peep, you peeping tom... -pats Deidara on the head-
Deidara: Well, hmm, I followed Sasori-danna because he usually doesn't leave without a mission, hmm! I wanted to see what he was up to!
Lizzy: SURE! -.- Deidara's making up stories again! jk. But, Deidara, it's just a drawing. Ok, this is the END! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. But at least it's 10 pages long!!!! YAY! -dances- bye!
(1): To see KNIUlove's pic, go to her deviantart page... Her username on there is KMD2 and all you have to do, is replace www With her username. So it would be KMD2 (dot) deviantart (dot) com ... For some reason, links dont show on here, or something. KNIUlove sent the link with her review, but it didn't show up, so I just looked on her deviantart page and found it! I like it, too! I really do! -squeak!- lolz.
It's called "Deidara the peeping tom" and you can find it in her gallery!!! YAY!!! -dances lotz-
I love writing for people who love reading what I write!
And I LURVE my new crossover!!!! Spoiler crossover! Oh well, it's still pwnsome!!! -dances-