Lizzy: Before we start, I would like to... erm... say something. Or, correct myself from the past chapters. Haha, I just realized that i was using kun, chan, and so on wrong! O.O Here's what i found out. (©Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle.)
"-san:This is the most common honorific, and is equivalent to Mr., Miss, Ms., Mrs. It is the all-purpose honorific and can be used in any situation where politeness is required.
-Sama:This is one level higher than san, and it is used to confer great respect.
-Dono:This comes from the word "tono," which means "lord." It is an even higher level than sama and confers utmost respect.
-Kun:This suffix is used at the end of boys' names to express familiarity of endearment. It is also sometimes used by men amongst friends, or when addressing someone younger or of a lower station. It is also used to represent endearment and respect towards older boys from girls. (Mostly)
-chan: This is used to express endearment, mostly toward girls. It is also used for little boys, pets, and even among lovers. It gives a sense of childish cuteness. (But I also read that it is used mostly among friends)
Bozu: This is an informal way to refer to a boy, similar to the English terms "kid" or "squirt."
Kohai: This is the opposite of sempai, and is used toward underclassmen in school or new comers in the workplace. It connotes that the addressee is of a lower station.
Sensei: Literally meaning "one who has come before," this title is used for teachers, doctors, or masters of any profession or art.
blank: This is usually forgotten in these lists, but it is perhaps the most significant difference between Japanese and English. The lack of honorific means that the speaker has permission to address the person in a very intimate way. Usually, only family, spouses, or very close friends have this kind of permission. Known as yobisute, it can be gratifying when someone who has earned the intimacy starts to call one by one's name without an honorific. But when that intimacy hasn't been earned, it can be very insulting."
Lizzy: So please excuse my misinterpretation of these. O.o haha. Did you expect something like this, in the beginning of an ASK fic? Wtf? Oh well. This chapter is uber special and good! Hope you enjoy! It shall be long, since the questions themselves took up about 10 pages by themselves! Hope you like it! Now lets start!
Lizzy: Welcome to the 10th chapter of Ask Whoever!! YAY!! –dances- Be happy and celebrate the pwnsomeness of this event! –celebrates- ok then! I does not own Naruto in ANY way, as you know, but I doooooooo own my ocs. Hear that? I OWN you! (Poor Carl-chan!)
Suki: ...no.
Lizzy: -.- fine. Be that way. I'm gunna read a list of all the people here, and I might have to lock some people in a closet, because it's getting too crowded in here... So anyone that isn't being mentioned or asked anything this time, gets locked in a closet before our special guest arrives! –looks at list-
Hiroshi: Wha? Special guest? Who??
Lizzy: Your mom. Shut up.
Hiroshi: -teary chibi face-
Lizzy: O.O –pats Hiroshi on the head- K, I'm gunna read the list now:
Sasuke, Naruto, Suki, Orochimaru, Taiki, Sasori,
Hiroshi, Deidara, Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Kisame, Itachi,
Tenten, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Sai, Neji, Yondaime,
Shino, Kabuto, Tobi, Gaara, Lee, Hidan, Tsunade.
Lizzy: o--kay... Wait, before i do this, Yondame, please...?
Yondaime: -nods with teary chibi face- I TOLDZ YOUZ!! See? I'm NOT the Akatsuki leader! –cries-
Lizzy: Tis ok... –pats his back- They didn't know... till they read it... so tis ok... Anyway! Lets see... –shoves Sai and Tsunade in the closet-
Everyone else: O.o
Lizzy: Sorry. The original list was Hinata, Sai, Hiroshi, and Tsunade, but Hinata can't be separated from Naruto and Hiroshi from Suki and Taiki. So... let us bring in our guest... –opens the door dramatically in slow motion-
Everyone: O.O
Suki: -.- hurry up!
Lizzy: Fine... –opens door and KNIUlove comes in- Hi:D –squee!-
Sasori: O.O –faints-
KNIUlove: Sup, peeps!
Sasori: -wakes up at sound of KNIU's voice- O.o –glomps KNIU-
KNIulove: -falls over- Ow! -blushing- Sasori! Any other time that would be, erm, okay, but I'm still hurt from my wreck!
Sasori: O.O I'm sorry!! –gets off her and helps her up-
Lizzy: Ok! Welcome, KNIU!! Yay!! Haha :D Now lets start the questions!! First ones are from Neko!! Yay! I'll split it up into bits and pieces! –dances-
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: Gah! I don't know how to get to her page!
Lizzy: Hmm? Do you mean KNIU's deviantart??
KNIUlove: Erm... just type in kmd2(dot)deviantart(dot)com.
Lizzy: -dances-
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: Er, right... --laughing at randomness--
Neko-D: Must. Kill. Hidan.
Neko: --O.o-- Um, just because we're non-religious doesn't mean you get to kill him, nearly kill him with plushy's though. --thinking about killing him with plush cats--
Lizzy: D: No!! Hidan-kuuuuun!!
Hidan: -sigh- wtf is wrong with you. No one can kill me. Don't you know that?
Lizzy: Then... what did Shika do?
Hidan: -.- he f-ckin' buried me.
Lizzy: B-buried you ALIVE!!
Hidan: Yeah. Alive, damn it.
Lizzy: -sniffle- be nice...
Hidan: -.- No.
Sasuke: Wait, Hidan, it seems like you ENJOY the pain...!!
Lizzy: EWW!! THE "K" WORD, THE "K" WORD!!
KNIUlove: Hidan, you're a perv!
Lizzy: o.o
Hidan: (the entire of Hidan's sentences have been censored here. Sorry.)
Everyone: -legasp!-
Deidara: Hidan, hmm! Watch your mouth!
Hidan: -glares at Deidara-
On to the questions!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 1) Kakashi; You have a daughter in the fic where Neji and Sasuke have sisters! Her name is Kita! Er, right, what's your fav. animal?
Kakashi: Really? A daughter? O.o With who??
Everyone else: -wondering the same-
Kakashi: Hmm... my favorite animal? –thinks- Squirrelies!! –sqeals and turns into a chibi- yay!! –jumps up and down talking about Squirrels-
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 2) Oro-baka; ...What would you say if I made a story about you and Neko-D? Again, she's been bugging me about it and forced me to ask.
Orochimaru: Hmm... I'd have to read it, then I'd tell you. –smirks-
Lizzy: -.- eww. Orochimaru, I hates you with hates and stuffs... (I like saying that... o.o)
Orochimaru: o.o awwz! No fair!
Kabuto: -teary chibi- I thought you lurved me!
KNIUlove: WTF?
Lizzy: I'm sorry you had to witness all of this, KNIU-san. –bows head solemly-
Orochimaru: stfu, Kabuto!
Kabuto: -sniffle- at least Orochi-kun still lurves me.. –huggles his Orochi plushie-
Lizzy: -gasp!- I just remembered! –squee!- I got a random plushie from JT-san!! (KowaretaHikari) :D –huggles plushie-
Suki: A... plushie? Wtf?
Lizzy: Yup! See? –shows everyone the plushie-
Everyone: O.O
Lizzy: It's... 'tachi-plushie-kun!! –dances-
Itachi: what?
Lizzy: see? –shows him-
Itachi: wtf? O.o –scared-
Lizzy: Yup:D I shall happy happy dancy with it! See? –dances with it!-
Itachi: TT I thought you lurved ME!
Everyone: o.O
Lizzy: 't-tachi-kun... erm... nevermind.
Itachi: What?
Lizzy: What..? o.o
Itachi: Say what you were going to say!!
Lizzy: wtf? I didn't even say anything!
Itachi: YEAS YOU DIDED!! TT
Kisame: -.- Itachi-san, calm down. She's just messing with your head.
Itachi: -sad chibi face- why must you be so mean...? –sniffle-
Lizzy: No! 'tachi-kun! –huggles 'tachi-plushie-kun- I is not mean! I didn't say anything! Kisame has turned against you!
Itachi: -turns to Kisame- LIAR!! YOU HOE SLUT LIAR!! –franticly swings fists at him-
Kisame: o.O –runs-
Itachi: -chases him-
Lizzy: -pokes 'tachi-plushie-kun- hehe... –grins- How do you like it here so far, KNIU?
KNIU: o.O Heh heh...
Lizzy: hehe, next question, then.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 3) Taiki: Forgot to give you this. --hands him almond crush pocky-- Sasami-chan cried again. I'll kill you if you hurt her again. Tell me what you think of the pocky! --grins--
Kita: Did that even count as a question?
Neko: No, but that did.
Kita: --O.o--
Taiki: o.O –receives pocky- erm... I'm scared. Is it poisoned? TT How am I supposed to control how I feel!! –Franticly spazing out at everyone-
Lizzy: stfu... Tai-san. :P haha, fail. A—nyway... next question. Lolz.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 4) Suki: This is from, guess who, Naruto's sister of the same name as you, do you watch OHSHC?
Suki: OHSHC?? Yup! Lizzy and I just started watching it!
Lizzy: And Sunora. We're on episode 10.
Suki: Yeah, but she didn't ask you.
Lizzy:...o.o moody, much?
Suki: -.-
Lizzy: Fine, next question:
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 5) Naruto: Your sister says hi! Do you like yakisoba?
Naruto: Yuuup! But, of course, I like ramen better... Even if it IS made with ramen noodles, it's not exactly the same!
Lizzy: o.o I had to do research... lolz.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 6) Sasuke: I don't get the nicknames that people give you and probably don't want to. What's your fav. onigiri (rice ball) flavor?
Sasuke: The nicknames? Me either.
Lizzy:...Sasgay doesn't get his own nicknames?
Sasuke: stfu. Anyway,... hmm... favorite rice ball flavor?? I'd have to say Miso. Maybe Tsukudani... no, Miso. Yeah.
Lizzy: Sasuke... o.o
Sasuke: What?
Lizzy:... Nothing... -shakes head-
Itachi: -spazes out- lizzy... -twitch- WHAT?
Lizzy: wha?
Itachi: -tackles Lizzy-
Lizzy: O.O aaaah..!! I-i was just saying that he's explaining it like we CARE! -cowers-
Itachi: o.o ooh... -face turns kinda red- sooory. you are right, though. stupid sasuke... -.-
Lizzy: o.o ...
Itachi: ... oh, -gets off Lizzy- sorry.
Lizzy: geez, you basically glomped mez! T.T kinda scary. -huggles plushie- Next question...
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 7) Neji: This is from your sis Akira, what was your mom's name? And what is your fav. color?
Neji: o.o Mommy? MOMMY? DO YOU KNOW WHERE MOMMY IS?? –faints-
Lizzy: No! Wake up! O.O –pushes him-
Neji: -wakes up- huh? ... oh... Erm.. I don't really... remember... o.o everytime I asked daddy when he was alive, he changed the subject and told me to go condition my hair. T.T
Lizzy: hehe... –steals Neji to read his diary to people-
Everyone else: o.O
Lizzy: -returns- haha! Twas fun. Neji... want... a carrot?? –random carrot appears-
Neji: GWAAAA!!
Tenten: T.T leave him be! Neji-kun, what's your favorite color??
Neji:...-sniffle- Purple.. –pout-
Tenten: thank you. Now go on to the next question, Lizzy-san.
Lizzy: -.- fine.
Neko: --snickers-- Oro- Oro-baka got chased by Sandy again! LOL!
Neko-D: --pouts-- Leave Oro-kun alone!
All of my OCs: --O.o-- Wtf?!
Meanwhile:
Itachi stops chasing Kisame, annoyed, and comes back to sit with us around my computer. Kisame cautiously follows but sits on the opposite side of the room as him, and I find a box. :3
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 8) (Neko: Gee, I'm good at maken' 'em long, ain't I!) Itachi: Which pairing do you like most?
Lizzy: Tis ok that it's long! Gotta say though, it does take me longer to make them when almost everyone of them is that long, though. But it's fine if your ok with waiting. :D
Itachi: -pout- MY question!!
Lizzy: go, zen, 'tachi-kun... o.o
Itachi: Good. My favorite pairing is... –thinks- erm...
Lizzy: LizIta! O.o
Itachi: What? What's that?
Lizzy: -shifty eyes- nothing. ((btw, I would never write something like that, really.))
Itachi: o.o T.T my favorite pairing is SasuSaku, so that he'll be tortured every day!
Sakura: Heeey! Thanks, but thats mean!
Lizzy: Mean! o.o
Sakura: wtf? Why would you stand up for me?
Lizzy: Just a random fit of wanting to be nice to everyone. o.o
Everyone: That's a first!
Lizzy: T.T Heeey! I'm nice! -sniffle-
Hiroshi: Yeah, you are. I was just kidding.
Suki: I wasn't. Just kidding, I was.
Lizzy: Oh well. Next.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 9) Oro-baka: This is just to humor you, Neko-D is the same age as me, twelve, in the fic. she's fifteen... I'm gonna go throw up now, I have a big imagination and the mental images aren't very child friendly. --barfs--
Orochimaru: -eye brows lift- really? I-
Lizzy: -punches orochimaru- SICKO! PERVERT! PEDOFILE! . -kicks him lotz-
Orochimaru: -whimpers-
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 10) Hidan: --whacks over the head with Bastet figurine-- Get over yourself and get a life! When while you be less religious? Killing yourself for someone that might not exist just doesn't appeal to me.
Hidan: -twitch- I don't die. So I'm not killing myself. And that F-CKING HURT!
Lizzy: O.O Poor Hidan-kun! –gives him Band-Aid and many stuffs to make him feel better-
Hidan: o.O T-thanks??
Lizzy: o.o :D yup! Next question!
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 11) Lizzy-chan: Blah! Yeah, I'm that random. What's your fav. chocolate? Dark, milk, semi-sweet, etc.
Lizzy: I get a question:D a rare occasion! –dances- Hmm... ick, milk. I hate dark. But I'm not really too fond of chocolate. –drinks some big red- BR is my hyperness potion, not chocolate. :D but hot chocolate is always good! –dances more- So I guess I do like chocolate. I dont know, my brain is confusing.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.: 12) Everybody: Do you read the Warriors series by Erin Hunter?
Half the room: No.
The other half: Yup:D
Lizzy: I wanna! O.O Haven't had the chance. I'm busy reading Eclipse. –nods- My friend just let me borrow it yesterday. Almost done. Would be done by now, but I had school today. So yeah. –nods- ((done by now, though))
Neko: Aside from some pointless conversation that I wouldn't mind if you cut out, that's it.
Neko-D: --huggles Oro-baka-- Bye Oro-kun!
Akira, Kita&Neko: Get a life!
Sasami: I will continue to be your fan-girl no matter what Taiki-kun. -her and Neko huggle him--
Taiki: -gets huggled- Aww, thanks. I always appreciate that. It's not that... that I... well, I don't know how to explain without dying. -.-
Neko: Oh! I forgot somethin' again! 13) Deidara: Will you go out with me?
Deidara: Well, hmm, I... you know what, yes. I shall. If Sasori-danna can marry a fangirl, then I can date one, right, hmm??
Lizzy: Do whatever you want, Deidei-san.
Neko: --huggles Deidara-- And my other cat Mischief says hi to!
Akira: --hugs her LITTLE brother Neji-- Bye!
Deidara: -gets huggled- Yay, hmm!
Neji: -gets hugged- eh...
Lizzy: -waves- bye! See you later:D
Suki: Hey, Lizzy-chan, I was just wondering... how many reviews did you get this chapter?
Lizzy: ... why does it matter?
Suki: o.o because it took up 10 pages...
Lizzy: lemme count... –counts- lolz, 10 reviews to fill up 10 pages. :D funny. But some were short, but others were 2 pages long, so yeah. Haha. Next one's from... Uchiha Nara. :D
Uchiha Nara: Hey, lurve your story!! Can you bring Haku back from the dead?! Pleaz?! Oh, I have a few questions too.
Lizzy: oookay, hold it right there. -.- I have to bring Haku back before any questions. –nods- But he can't be brought back without Zabuza... plus, my peeps were annoying me about that... they say that Zabuza will come back one day... w/e.
Itachi: o.o Lizzy-dobe...?
Lizzy: O.O Yeas? (mean! T.T)
Itachi: What's with that box?
KNIU: yeah, I was wondering the same thing!
Sasori: -nods franticly, cuddling KNIU-
Lizzy: o.o Tis my new pet box! –picks it up-...:D it's heavy! I shall empty it first! –opens box- O.O
Taiki: Ooh! Lemme see! –tries to look-
Lizzy: no! my pet box! D: Come here, Suki, KNIU... –they come over and I show them and whisper in their ears-
Suki: -.- your weird.
Lizzy: Tanks:D
KNIU: haha, you should, though.
Lizzy: I will, though!
Sasori: O.O KNIU-luff! –Stretches arms towards her-
KNIU: –goes back to Sasori-
Lizzy: o.o Kisame... come here, pwease. –nods-
Itachi: O.O Whah about mehz?? T.T
Lizzy: -glomps Itachi-
Itachi: -snaps out of it- wtf? Get off me!
Lizzy: T.T fine... –gets off and goes back to box.- Kisame, here please.
Kisame comes over and looks at me with a questioning look. I grin at him menacingly. He takes a step back, but I shake my head and he comes forward and I suddenly take out what was in the box and tape it on Kisame's back.
Kisame: o.O
Lizzy:-:D
Kisame: -looks at back- :D!! Yay! –runs around celebrating-
Lizzy: Congratulations! You now own your very own shark fin:D –squee!-
Sasori/Itachi: -lifts eye brow- wtf?
Hidan: Kisame, you f-ckin' dumbass. -.-
Lizzy: hahahahaha, oh wait. I have to bring people back from the dead, here. –leaves-
Taiki: o.o why did she have to leave to do that?
Suki: Because your stupid, stfu. Seriously, I don't want to hear your stupid voice today. –glares at him-
Hiroshi: W—ow. You ARE moody. O.o wtf is wrong with you.
Suki: Oh, I don't know, It might just be the fact that (the rest of their little conversation has been censored because of stupid spoilers that Suki said. -.- stupid suki and her moods.)
Lizzy: -returns- hahaha, you all didn't see how I did it. :P because they're already back, I brought them back before i came back! Haha, failers. :D Oh, and I brought Jiraiya, too. -.-
Zabuza: -.- why are we here?
Lizzy: Because Haku has a question!
Haku: Oh, really? Good. –smiles- I feel loved even after my death.
Zabuza: So why am I here..?
Lizzy: Because Haku is here!
Zabuza: That hardly seems-
Lizzy: BE NICE! On to the questions:D
Uchiha Nara: Jiraiya(You might have to bring him): Why are you such a hentai(Pervert)??
Jiraiya: o.O Well, It's mostly my sensei's fault. He was a horrible influence on me in that way.
Lizzy: You shouldn't say such things! He watches us like we're his minions. O.o
Jiraiya:... anyway, I don't really think I'm a... pervert. I just like girls... a lot..
Lizzy: Too much... –shoves him in the closet, too- I don't wanna deal with him right now. -.-
Uchiha Nara: Haku&Itachi: How do you guys get your hair so shiny and stuff?! I want my hair to be just as shiny!
Itachi: ... Mine is a secret. -.-
Haku: Well.. –pats own hair- Mine... I use a special potion of herbs. That day you all saw me out getting herbs, I wasn't getting them for Zabuza. I was passing time for him to wake up so I was getting together my herbs to make my hair potion! It's both a wash and conditioner! –smiles-
Uchiha Nara: Sakura&Ino: I hate your guts!! Go crawl under a rock or something!
Sakura/Ino: T.T
Uchiha Nara: Itachi-kun: Will you go out with me?! I'll give you pocky!! Thx!! P.S. I still hate you Sakura-forehead and Ino-bitch.
Itachi: -.- I don't date fangirls. (o.o but I'll take the pocky...?)
Lizzy: -cries hysterically-
CRASH!!
Lizzy: P-please tell me there is not a hole in that wall. -.- -twitch-
Suki: Th-the-there is not a h-hole in that wall. O.o
Lizzy: -sighs and turns around- what happened?
Tsunade: -fuming- how could you shove him in here? He's a complete sicko!
Lizzy: Well, I don't wanna deal with him! –makes wall appear again... unfortunately, Jiraiya is on THIS side of it.-
Jiraiya:... oh well... –looks around- Heeey... –grins and walks up to Haku- Where'd you come from, huh girl? –grins wider- W-
Zabuza: What. Are. You. Doing.
Jiraiya: Mind yo business!
Lizzy: you DO realize that Haku is a BOY, right?
Jiraiya: Who the hell is Haku?
Haku:...me.
Jiraiya:...-faints-
Lizzy: -whistles innocently and pushes him back into the closet and locks the door- Next question:D
Shukoru: Yes! Thanks for putting them there! Anyway, Kakashi, why do you like Ich Icha so much? And why do you constantly read it? Are you addicted or something? Because if you are, I'd consider therapy. Congrats Sasori and KNIU! -gives mountains of gifts-
Kakashi: GRATIFYING! RAWR!
Lizzy: o.O wtf.
KNIU: Oh, lol, thanks!
Sasori: o.O Whoa, thats a lot-a-gifts.
Lizzy: Well, that kinda does answer your question, doesn't it:D
Kakashi: I'm against therapy. It ran over mah cat... -sniffle- TT
Lizzy: DATS RACIST! D:
Everyone: o.O
Lizzy: -shifty eyes- eeeh... haha. Fail. Next questions are from Neko. The crazy evil kitty. :3 She sends lotz. lol.
Neko. The crazy evil kitty.:
GAH! I just read KNIULove's ask fic! Er, right. Congrats on getting married Sasori. This question is actually from Neko-D so don't think that I'm the one who's asking it 'kay.
Kabuto: Could you go find Jack Sparrow and get him to use the one bullet that he has in that pistol on you?
Kabuto: o.O Eeehm...
Neko: Do you have to make it so gory?
Neko-D: Yes. Oh and by the way to everyone, BACK OFF, ORO-KUN'S MINE!
Neko: --eye twitches--
Lizzy: o.o I don't think... anyone here wants him...
KNIUlove: -shakes head-
Everyone else (but Kabuto): -agrees-
Kabuto: -mutters- speak for yourselfs... -shifty eyes-
Orochimaru: -inches further away from Kabuto-
Lizzy: Next:D From Just Me.
Just Me: NO! Don't you ever call Ino Ino-pig ever again! You unoriginal censored!
To Ino-Chan:
What would you do if people finally stopped on you?
What would you do if people finally start being fair and nice to you?
I'D DEFINITELY pair you up with anyone you care about, except Sasuke because he's a jerk.
Ino: D: but I luv Sasuke!
Lizzy: But answer teh questions!
Ino: I'd be very happy. TT
Lizzy: Here, next.
To Dei-Dei kun: I LOVE HIM TOO! Also, if you could pick any girl to go out with, who would it be? -waves hand around ferociously-
Deidara: Eh, actually, I just a few minutes ago agreed to go out with someone...
KNIU and Sasori: -snickers-
To Itachi: Do you care about any of your fellow Akatsuki members?
Itachi: I have no reason to. They are just my colleagues. So why should I?
Kisame: Itachi-san, that's mean! T.T
Itachi: -.-
To Kashi-kun: I LOVE YOU! What would you do if Sakura got a hold of your journal?
Kakashi: o.o -hides journal better- no one better go NEAR my journal! D:
Lizzy: (-Finds it and plans to find a time to read it on "Diaries of Naruto Characters"-) -snickering-
Kakashi: O.O
Lizzy: -shifty eyes-
To Tobi: Tobi's a good boy. What's your favorite food?
Tobi: I AM:D Hmm... I would have to say that Tobi's favorite food is... -thinks-
Lizzy: This may take a while...
Tobi: shhh!! D:
Lizzy: o.O
Tobi: -continues to think- Eh, CANDY:3
To Sasori: Sakura and your grandma killed you, don't you want revenge? Tell your fiancee that she's a lucky girl.
Sasori: I'm long over that. -.- a mild annoyance... and I got to see my parents again, didn't I? -kisses Kniu on the nose-
Kniu: -blushes-
To Lee: You have one wish. What do you wish for?
Lee: o.o ETERNAL YOUTH:D
Lizzy: o.O -scared-
To Me:
OMG! A question to me! Why do you care so much about Ino?
It's because everyone adores Sakura and on Ino! They're pretty much the same. Both Sasuke-obessessed, mean to every1 except their precious "Sasuke-kun", and they're both Self-absorbed in their looks. Plus, I HATE THE SASUSAKU pairing. SHIKATEM is better. NARUHINA 4EVA. What about Ino? Who does she get? Not Chouji, he's got food. So, InoDei! Fanart is unbearably cute. InoDei supporter because Lizzy wants Itachi and I was sick of the ItaSaku pairing and would like the ItaIno pairing, but Lizzy likes him and deserves him.
All Hail Lizzy-Chan
PS. I need a shorter siggy.
Lizzy: o.o I feel so loved! -bows down to herself-
Everyone: o.O
Lizzy: ...:3 Next questions from The All Mighty Black Death!
The All Mighty Black Death: k i got a question for Gaara; y do u have red hair? and this is for the sand sibs y do u all have different hair color?
Lizzy: -kidnaps Tamari and Kankuro- :3
Gaara: It's just my natural hair color. :O I... don't know why.
Tamari: Well, as you can see, our uncle had blond hair... so there's obviously blond somewhere in my family's genes.
Kankuro: My hair is the same as my fathers. o.O
Lizzy: Yes, yes... very good... -shifty eyes- now i have even more people in here... Next questions from i LoVe YoU iTaChI-DaNnA!
i LoVe YoU iTaChI-DaNnA: Yay! updates!! ok ok tons of quetions and comments!!
1)Itachi-danna: yay i'm glad you dont hate me! and i might hate sas-gay a lot but its only his 12 and 15 year old self i only read uchihacest storys were sas-gay is around 8 or so years old where i thought he was kawii and acutly pittyed him...-squals and pets itachi's hair- its so silky -dreamy eyes and fingering his hair- -giggles-
Lizzy: I'm scared now!! D: OMFG! Uchihacest? ?Dlfajs!lksahjdfg! -sobs-
Suki: Lizzy, calm down. Your an embarrassment to nature and the world D:
Lizzy: SPDNFASORNGVAEO!? D':
Suki: Exactly -rolls eyes-
Itachi: -/.\- ok shut up! The comment is over now so be quiet D:
Lizzy: -calms down- Oooooooooooooooooh. bob. Anyway, 'tachi-kun you still need to reply to it! :O
Itachi: Reply? Oh... yes, very silky. -shifty eyes-
Lizzy: I think he secretly uses head and shoulders! :D
Itachi: what??
Lizzy: what? o.o
Itachi: I'LL KEEL U! D:
Lizzy: o.o TT oh I see... next?
2) Kisame-kun: THATS SO KWL! i love to swim its my fav. activity aside from writing and drawing!
Kisame: OMFG YAY! :D
Lizzy: o.O Um? Kisame? Hyper? D:
Kisame: SHUT UR FACE, ITACHI H8S U!
Lizzy: T.T I...see...
Itachi: What? No I don't.
Lizzy: ...:D YAY!!
Kisame: Bu-but, Itachi-san!! D: Have ytou lied to me all these years?
Lizzy: Uh, he's only known me for a year. o.o (btw, sorry I was gone for so long, I suck.) NEXT!
3) Neji and TenTen: srry if i creeped you out!
Neji: Nah, don't worry about it.
Tenten: -nods in agreement-
4) Dei-kun: acutly i don't have explosives so i threw it off my blecony and onto the parking lot and watched it smash and then i went out got all the pices put it back together with glue and threw it again! it was awsome! - stabs sas-gay for his comment -
Deidara: Eh, close enough. ' Maybe I'll send you some exploding clay.
Sasuke: D: OH NOES! -bleh-
Deidara: You deserved it!
Itachi: Yes, it was well over due. -.-
Lizzy: Next. :3
5) Tobi: - giggles and blusing slightly - sorry i just think you're so kawii and i just wanted to kiss you on the cheek...haha i saw your real face and your pretty hawt underthere too n/n
Tobi: really? o.o Tobi wouldn't know. Tobi never takes his mask off. / Because tobi's a GUD BOI! :D And you wanna kiss meh? OwO yay--!!
6) Lizzy: Cant wait to read your questions when you do!
Lizzy: XD a Little late on that, I think. I'm unna read it, I swear! I'm just... busy with starting high school and all. D:
7) yes it was on shuppuden i think...or how ever you spell it!
Lizzy: I don't remember what the question was, lol. I'nm too lazy to go look it up right now. XD
8) Shino: sorry i'm really crayz and weird
Shino:...um...ok.
9) Oro-sama: yes i really like you but my sister already has dibs on you and besides i've got Itachi-danna!!
Orochimaru: heh heh heh, I'm popular.
Lizzy: EWWWWWWWW D:
Itachi: o.O wait, what?!
Lizzy: yeah, waits... WAHT?? not mah 'tachi-kun! TT (lol)
10) Arishia (Yondaime): ok fine i give up your not the Akatsuki leader but i do know for a fact that you are Nar-chan's Father!!
Yondaime: Yep!! :3 It's alreayd been released!! -happied- LUFF MEH! I'M TEH SHMEX!
11) Kabuto: i'm glad you like my plushy...actully i stole it from my sister but she doesn't know i did it! heh heh
Kabuto: o.o Oh, that's alright. -throws plushie accross the room and jumps after it, glomping it to the ground-
Lizzy:... next! :0
12) Shika: awesome!! um i don't know...when ever its convinet for you!
Shikamaru: -sigh- It's much to troublesome for me to try to remember what you're talking about.
Lizzy: -.-
13) Naruto: ok so like i love your hair and everthing and heres 4 years suplly of ramen which would last you only 2 years cuz you eat it all the time! like me!
Naruto: YAY! :D -starts eating-
Lizzy: 'Scuse, Naruto? We have a GUEST, if you don't remember?
Naruto: -muffled "oh"- o.o -offers KNIUlove some ramen-
KNIUlove: Me no like ramen.
Naruto: -eats the rest of all of the ramen-
Lizzy: HOLY SHIZNIT! D:
14) Hinata: ok i'm just making suggetstions like Shino! hes kwl...i just don't want you to get hurt by Naru-chan.
Naruto: -more muffled ramen talking-
Hinata: Thank you for your concern. -blush-
15) Sakura: you are hated you dip shit!! god you and ino-pig can go jump in a ditch some where and die!
Sakura: OK! :D -does such with Ino-
Lizzy: They'll be back. -.-
oh yeah -hits sas-gay with a mettel baseball bat untill his head is bleeding and hes uncounsious!-...ok and one more thing!
16) Itachi-danna: -cuddles him and kisses him on the cheek- i wub u! n/n
Itachi: o.O ehm... ok. Thanks for hitting Sasuke, though.
Lizzy: ... Next person!
Mox: Deidara: Danna! -glomptacklechoke- Squee! What would you say if some of your fangirls liked the yaoi couple Sasori/Deidara? Is your hair naturaly so fluffy and bouncy? Why are you sometimes mitaken for a girl? You ROCK! (But not as mush as Neji and Gaara.) P.S. Ask Tobi if he knows someone called Rin.
Tobi: I don't sorry. D':
Deidara: -overwelmed- o.O uh... I'm not gay, for one... I use awesome hair conditioner -nods-... and because THE PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M A GIRL ARE IDIOTS!! D: -flails arms about angily-
Neji: Neji-Sama, you're here! -glomptacklechoke 10- What'a up with your old shirt?
(The one that you wore during the Chuunin Exams? That one.)Do you use some type of uber special hair product to make your hair shiny? Or is it natural?
P.S. Can you stud your ears? Please! Gaara: Gaara-Sama of the awesomness!
Neji: I got sick of it, obviously. -.- And WHY would I stud me ears?
Lizzy: Because I'll make you...! -evil grin-
Neji: W...WHAT? O.O
Lizzy: -slowly, laughing, approaches Neji with ear peircer-
Neji: AAAH!! -runs, flailing arms all about-
Garra: :D I AM? YAY!
Just Me: Sorry about the whole Ino outburst, but I just hate it when people just b#& on her. Ino rocks! I just don't understand why people call her a s, w&, b#&, and stop calling her Ino-pig, you're being just like the hated pink THING. Sasuke: I'm not GAY! I'm just asexual...? whatever Sasuke... Ino, don't even think about trying to commit suicide, please, I really care about you! Not that I'm a lesbian or anything because as you can see in my last review, I love Kashi-kun and Dei-Dei-kun, and decide that Itachi belongs to his devoted lover, Lizzy-san. I like InoXDei because that's the only person Ino can be with because all her other options suck. My questions:
To Dei-Dei-kun: I LOVE YOU! glomptackle sinister and threatening voice You better make Ino-sama happy or I'll kill you in the most painful way possible... I'm a bad lover, aren't I?
Deidara: o.O Hmm..?
Lizzy: -returns- Stupid Neji hid in the closet with Sai and Tsunade. -.- I always knew he was gay! Oh, also, I decided I don't like 'tachi-kun anymore! :D
Itachi: o.o wut..?
Taiki: That's because she loves me now!!
Lizzy: -throws Deidara at Taiki- Lies! No, I really respect Itachi. :3 But he's imaginary, I have to admit. XD lol
Itachi: D: I AMZ?
Lizzy: oops... NEXT QUESTION
To Ino-sama: Would you consider going out with Deidara if Temari suddenly appeared and Shikamaru dumped you on the spot?
Ino: -appears again- o.o Well, Deidara DOES look kinda like me... SURE! :D
Sakura: LAWL! -has appeared again, also-
To Sakura:I just want to torture you in the most slow and painful ways possible, but I'd run out of room, so I'll just do this, ties Sakura up using Sakura's panties to a chair. Stuffs smelly and sweaty sock in her mouth. ties a shirt around the mouth part of her face so she can't spit it out. Makes her watch anti sasuke, sakura, sasusaku, itasaku videos with some yaoi/yuri slideshows (mostly that InoSaku yuri stuff) and some REALLY GRAPHIC LeeSaku
Sakura: o.O -hopes the socks are Sasuke's-
Lizzy: Whoa. That's harsh XD sweet.
Sakura: -starts liking Lee... and Itachi, also- -mummbles through sock-
Lizzy: o.o I wonder what's going through her mind... -doesn't think about it- NEXT! :D
To Sasuke: I don't really mind you, but if I want Lizzy-san to acknowledge me, -gives him an atomic wedgie revealing incredibly pink boxers. leaves him dangling from a tree branch- you should've gone commando, SasUKE!
Lizzy: YOU ISH ACKNOWLEDGED! :D Lawl. But ever since he cried about Itachi, I've been kinda ok with him too. :3
Sasuke: I did wut now?
Lizzy: NEXT! :D
To Kashi-kun: Would you be interested in going out with an OC named Nashiki Uchiha? She has long purple hair, fair skin, green eyes, and she's 24 years old. She's also an anbu. A bit shy and lacks common sense, but she's very pretty and strong. You can meet her when I get an account here on October the 15th.
Kakashi: Hmm... pretty, strong, and stupid... perfect... I mean, uh, She sounds very nice and I'd love to screw-- uh, I mean, hang out with her sometime. o.O
Lizzy: ... ok, NEXT! :D
To Lizzy-san: You rock out loud! Thanks for listening to my thoughts and questions! -gives everyone their favorite internet food pours honey all over Sakura. stuffs hot sauce in her mouth because she hates spicyness. sticks flowers all over her. Releases the bees. brings Sasuke done from the tree. Gives him a spanking. Another atomic wedgie. Drags the wedgied Uchiha, giving him butt burns, back up the tree.-
Lizzy: Lawl, thanks. XD How are you doing, KNIUlove? o.o
KNIUlove: Sasori, you're hairs so soft. I luffs it!
Sasori: -makes a purr noise- And you're just so adorable...
Lizzy: Ooook, they're having a moment. AWWW!! -takes pictures-
KNIUlove: Oh! Lizzy- chan and i LoVe YoU iTaChI-DaNnA, you're both welcome to come to our wedding.
Lizzy: o.o SWEET! :D
Sakura: Can I come? o.o
KNIUlove: Sakura, I flat out hate you. You killed Sasori, you're way to girly for this world to handle, and I hope you NEVER find love. -evil laughs-
Lizzy: LAWL! :D
KNIUlove: Oooh, and thanks for the stuffs Sasori! -kisses Sasori-
Sasori: No problem, luv. :3
KNIUlove: Also, I bought you tons of Ramen! I had to lock it up though, cuz my brother wanted Ramen REALLY bad.
Sasori: -chuckles- That's ok.
Lizzy: Oooh, how was the trip up here to mah invincible and invisable room of doom? :D
KNIUlove: It took me FOREVER to get here. That's cuz of two reasons: 1) I was stupid enough to ride my scooter and 2) Someone stole it so I had to kick there butts. jerks.
Lizzy: pft, jerks.
Itachi: Lizzy, this isn't YOUR room.
Lizzy: What? -sweet drop- Yesh it ish!! SHUH UP!
Suki: What? What does he mean, Lizzy?
Itachi: We're in the Akatsuki lai--
Lizzy: AAAH! -attakcs Itachi-
Itachi: o.O'
Everyone: -staring at Lizzy in horror as she attacks Itachi-
Itachi: -pokes Lizzy-
Lizzy: -falls over, defeated-
Itachi: We're in the Akatsuki Lair. How did no one notice that?
Lizzy: D: Nuuuuuuuuuuu!! It was MAH secret!! D:
Sasori: What? I knew.
Lizzy: NEXT QUESTIONER! :D
uselessgirl: WOW this is SUCH a great story! -squeals- Ok, questions questions... I think I forgot... -oh yeah!
1.)What are you people's favorite colors?
Lizzy: I SAY, EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN!
Sakura: but mine is--
Lizzy: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!! D:
2.)Kisame why are you a half fish... shark... thing?...
Kisame: Very easily answered! :D -ish all chibi like-
-Silence-
Lizzy: Are you gunna answer?
Kisame: You see, my dad REALLY liked fish. (1)
Lizzy: o.O
3.)Why didn't you all go stir crazy and try to kill each other yet? Oh, and here's a bunch of cookies for everyone (yes even Sasuke but only because I'm suffering from mental issues right now and can't think straight).
Lizzy: Because! :D I'm a very happy person, so I keep everyone in check!
Sasuke: -.- I hate you
Lizzy: SILENCE, FOOL! :D -gets out explosives-
Sasuke: o.O;
4.) More like a comment than a question, but I used to like Sasuke mainly because my best friend did but then I liked Itachi instead and she laughed at me sorta but I didn't really care but then I liked Deidara instead and I still do and didn't tell her yet because she doesnt know who he is and all this happened in about three months? gasping for breath oO
Lizzy: -nods- understandable.
5.) Can you give me any advice about my mental issues?
Lizzy: DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY! :D
KNIUlove: Well, what kind of mental issues do you have?
Lizzy: I hope she'll reply in another comment. -nods-
Again, this is one great story and I really hope you continue it for a while!
Lizzy: THANKS!! :D lol Well that's it for this chapter!! . WOOT :0 Took me long enough, eh? Sorry I'm lazy. I have a new rule, though. No more than 3 questions each person per chapter, k? I'm sorry, but asking like 20 questions makes me not want to write the next chapter! D: you don't want that, right? so I'm sorry, but that's the new rule. .
Suki: Hope you all still want to ask stuff!
Hiroshi: Yeah, I dono about you, but I think that Lizzy needs to get over it.
KNIUlove: I really don't wanna leave! -talking to Sasori- I'll miss you to much! -kisses Sasori-
Sasori: D':
Lizzy: You may come back anytime! :3 Sorry I'm having a little bit of trouble wth so many people in here, though. if anyone asks you questions, I'll immediatly go and kidnap you, ok? :3
KNIUlove: Bye! -waves- Love you Sasori! I'll miss you! Bye Lizzy-chan! Everyone else (cept Sakura) PEACE!
Everyone: -waves frantically and sadly-
Lizzy: See you all next time!! . Sorry for the long wait, hope you don't hate me! (You are free to send me hateletters. my email adress is and my aim is XxLizzy231xX )
(1)Hope you get that reference. XD
I love writing for people who love reading what I write.
I also love my new skirt. It's quite awesome and is from Hottopic. :3