Alright guys I am back and hopefully for good now you will or will not notice a change in the story most likely cause I have permanently lost the plot and had to remake it from what I have already written... the good thing is I created the plot so remaking it won't be that hard... I just don't know all my planned pairings... but then again they're pairings I like except one which I don't know what to do with the characters involved. But onto more important things. to Xander Jacobson Son of Athena I actually have no clue what x is planning I originally had a plan but that's now gone so it may be a very violent plan don't know... I had x as a certain character which no longer is the idea cause I forgot. Now on the chapter.

Disclaimer: not Japanese

Jaden's pov

Well fuck now I have to figure out their positions in the wedding... wait I got an idea. "Hey guys you've never met my parents right?"

"Well no Sarge you never had us meet your parents." Good I think Hassleberry fell for it.

"Is this just to diverge our attention from the option that you haven't picked who will be doing what in the wedding?" Crap Bastion figured it out.

"Of course not Bastion I simply wish to go to my parents so you can meet them and I discuss some important matters." That should get him of my tracks for long enough to solve all of this.

"But Jaden what are these 'important' matters?" Damn that IQ!

"Important matter of what I should have in my deck for the tournament and speaking of the tournament are you going to be in Bastion?" Good jump around the question and make it a new one check and mate.

"Well Ja-" Bastion started but then Chazz decided to interrupt.

"Of course we are n the tournament we all are it gives us a chance to defeat you and prove once and for all I am the king of games." Exploit this exploit this NOW!

"Well Chazz aren't I more skilled than all of you? And one more thing I hear the real king of games will be in this tournament can you really beat him Chazz before I beat you or him?"

"Well slacker let's just go to your parents house so I can go home faster to get rid of the stench of loser in the air." Next up to bat is Syrus surprisingly.

"Well Chazz how you gonna get rid of that stench just by going home are you gonna take a shower when you get home?" OHHHHHH!

"Well Syrus I will... I mean you will... uh... let's just go." Yes! I got away scot free.

"Well guys lets go you guys first so I can lock the door."

And as we are walking out Zane comes back to me and states. "Nice job Jaden never knew you could beat Bastion in a game of wits like that... oh is that an ear piece I see?" You're busted Jay just go with it.

"Yeah it is its so I can talk to people when I am too busy hold a cell phone to my ear I can just press a button and keep going with what I am doing." Nice save.

"Ok let's just go to your parents I'm anxious to see who they are."

Time skip to in the limo.

3rd person pov

Chazz starts up a conversation by asking. "So Jay what are your parents like?"

"Well Chazz my mom is an amazing cook and pretty good duelist and is 39 now." He replied.

"Wait Jay that means-" Syrus started.

"That my mom had me when she was 20 yes."

"Enough about your dad? You said your mom was a pretty good duelist you couldn't be this great of duelist from 'she's a pretty good duelist." Good question Syrus.

"Well Sy you see my dad is an amazing duelist last time I faced him I lost and that was right after I graduated maybe in the duel tournament I'll beat him and my uncle."

"Well maybe Jay but who is your dad?" Zane asked

"Well-" And just when he was going to say who it was the driver cut him off saying."

"Sir we are here." And with that everyone got out of the limo to see in front of them a huge mansion that could put even Chazz's to shame.

Everyone but jay and the driver "This is your house!"

"Well yeah guys and by the way let's wait a minute Lex will be arriving soon I don't want her to miss this."

Time skip 20 minutes

Same pov

"Hey guys I'm he-" Alexis pauses when she sees the mansion. "Jay your parents are paying for the wedding just to let you know."

"I know Lex now it's time for all of you to meet my parents and please don't be too stunned." And as he states this he opens the door to find the most horrible sight in his entire life his parents naked on the floor... Just kidding they were just standing the doorway waiting for them.

"So Jay how much did it cost to have Seto Kaiba pretend to be your dad? Chazz asks

"Actually guys he is my father and Serenity is my mom so if any-" and as he says this Syrus fall unconscious. "Body want to faint do it now like Syrus."

"So you're telling me that the slacker truly is and always has been richer than me" With this everyone nods. "Well" and with that he faints.

"Next." Jaden states

"Well Jaden I can see how you got into the duel academy with your grades." Bastion states.

"By the way Bastion there is a lab in the house that is on par with NASA and even better on some levels." And with this Bastion faints from pure ecstasy. "Alright dad I don't think we can get anybody else to faint what about you?"

"Well Jay since we can't anybody else I guess it's time for us to show your cute fiancé all of your embarrassing baby photos." And with that Jaden faints and Seto and Serenity high five. "That was for you saying you could beat me in the limo on the ride over here."

"Wait sir how did you know about that?"

"Well Zane Jaden as usual forgot to shut his phone off."

"So it was you feeding him all those comebacks and escape routes during the conversation with Bastion?"

"Yeah Zane it was me."

"So does Jay have an idea of what we're gonna be doing in the wedding?"

"No clue Zane I'll talk to him about it after he wakes up."

Serenity time "Well Alexis you want to have a little girl talk while you're here?"

"Sure Mrs. Kaiba." And exit those two. So now we are down to Hassleberry, Seto, and Zane.

"So wanna duel Mr. Kaiba?"

"Sure Hassleberry."

"And Mr. Kaiba how do you know our names we've never seen you before?"

"Well Jaden sent us pictures of you guys so we wouldn't have the dogs charge you when you get here."

And speaking of those dogs here they come now chasing Jim, Axel, and Jesse. "HELP US!"

"JOEY, WHEELER, JONOUCHI HEEL!"

Jesse while panting says. "Thank... you... s-...Seto... Kaiba?"

Axel with no level of panting. "So Jaden Yuki is the son of Seto Kaiba? that explains whenever I looked up Jaden I found so many dead ends when it came to really personnel information and it stating classified information by ."

"Yeah it took a while to make it so it was classified information if the person said so just in case someone like you came snooping around for information on my son." Seto pauses for a little while. "Why didn't you come in with Jaden and the others?"

"Good question Mr. Kaiba sir can I ask y'all why Jay is on the floor unconscious?"

"That's a simple question Jesse I simply embarrassed him so much in front of his fiancé he fainted."

"Wow Sir what'd y'all say to do that?"

"Baby pictures. Now please answer the question of why you didn't walk in the front door like normal people?"

"Oh you see I wanted to scare the daylights outta all y'all."

"And my mate Axel and I got dragged into it with 'im" Jim says something for the first time this conversation.

"Yeah like he says and then I guess since we looked suspicious like that the dogs came and attacked us."

"Well I guess that makes sense wanna wait for these 4 to wake up?"

"Yes sir Mr. Kaiba I think I speak for me, Axel, and Jim when I say we want to take a rest."

Time skip till those 4 wake up in this order Jaden Syrus Bastion Chazz

"So dad where did mom and Lex go anyways?"

"Oh they went off to have some girl talk."

"Should I be worried?"

"Very."

Chapter end

If you wondering who wins the duel between Kaiba and Hassleberry its irrelevant. But its Kaiba. If you're wondering why Kaiba changed Jaden's last name it was so he wouldn't get any perks from his dad owning the school. And as for his last name I'm keeping Jaden's last name Yuki so he doesn't get swamped by the media for being related to Joey and Seto. And I think that's everything for this chapter so do whatever you want your free to go now. Seriously stop reading and leave now.