(A/N) This idea has been with me for weeks, I can actually imagine him saying some of this does anyone agree? For Princess-Laurelin I have put English words in brackets next to the American equivalent If that makes sense.
Names
Jane was bored, they had just cracked the latest case and everyone was filling out paperwork. He had been lying on his couch (sofa) for over an hour 'napping' and really needed some brain stimulation. He had decided that everyone on the team needed nicknames; yep boredom had reduced him to this.
It had turned out to be harder than he thought. Cho had been easy, Kimmy had instantly sprung to mind and suspected his mother used to call him that till he went to high school. Rigsby had been hard he couldn't think of one really to do with his name and had resulted in him calling him chomp. Van Pelt was impossible, He couldn't think of one to go with her name or her personality at all. She was a kind woman, religious and had strong beliefs in the after life, so unless he was mean and nicknamed her naïve, he couldn't think of one.
Theresa Lisbon on the other hand there were endless possibilities he could tease her with. Tessa, Teris, Terri, Reese, Tess, Tessie that was just her first name. For her last name he had compiled another list; Liz, Bonny, Boon, Lizzy. He liked Lizzy deciding on that he got up startling Van Pelt who had assumed he was asleep and walked into Lisbon's office to try it out.
"Hey Lizzy" He gave her a million dollar smile.
She looked up and regarded him with a look that clearly stated she thought he had gone mad, "What did you just call me?"
"Lizzy, I took your last name, because you don't like me using your first in working hours in case people suspect we are dating, and shortened it to Liz but that didn't really suit you. So I then lengthened it to Lizzy and found it fitted you perfectly. There was a young girlie named Lizzy,
Whose brown hair had always been frizzy,
She washed it so hard,
With her soap and some lard,
That it made poor Lizzy go dizzy!" He smiled again.
"You have 5 seconds to leave before I shoot you." As he left she couldn't help but smile at his retreating back, she did love that man.
Three years later Elizabeth Lola Jane was born with blonde curls and green eyes. "You did me proud Lizzy" Jane whispered into his wife's hair.
(A/N) Not 100% happy with the ending, I can't seem to get the idea of Jane calling Lisbon Lizzy out of my head. Read and review I aim for 100 reviews before I do 20 chapters only 48 to go.