The Couch Incident
Wasn't much of an "incident", more like a period of time in which strange things were said and done. The whole ordeal was masterminded by a mastermind of masterminds, the mast-okay, it was Eggman. His original plan was to send everyone to a literally blazing pit of fire and burn them to death, but instead, he somehow forgot about the whole thing and sat everyone down on a couch.
Sonic had just finished a Jones Soda*trademark*, and was about to recycle it, but was interrupted by Amy's suggestion to play "Spin the bottle". Sonic refused, but a light bulb appeared above his head.
"How 'bout a super risky game of Truth or dare?" He challenged everyone in the room.
"How about a collision with my fist?" Knuckles taunted."If you dare spin that thing, it won't be the only thing!"
"Relax, Tinkerbelle, it's just an innocent game to send people to death." Eggman chimed in."Yes, let us spin the bottle, and see where it lands."
In Knuckles' mind, everything shifted into slow-motion as a white-gloved hand reached for the glass bottle, and it rotated counter-clockwise in such a ominous-feeling fashion and I'm using too many hyphens, aren't I? At any rate, things went back to normal time and Sonic pulled his hands out of the jeans he apparently picked up while everyone else was distracted, so I guess the aforementioned "rate" was constantly changing. He began to ROFL and LOL and ROFLOL until he appeared dead.
Amy was about to scream in another cliché slomo scene, but Shadow covered her mouth before she could do anything. Sonic jumped back out of the stupid pants and everyone's attention was directed back to the bottle, which landed on Blaze. Now the real game began.
"Do you choose to tell me the truth, or fall victim to my dare?" Eggman inquired.
"I choose truth, for I have nothing to hide." Blaze kept a calm tone.
"Right, so, do your furballs catch fire?"
"What, no, of course not!" Blaze spat out, losing her cool.
"OBJECTION!" Sonic Interrupted.
"Sonic? What's with the suit?"
"Heheh!" Sonic chuckled with a wink and a thumbs-up."I'm bringing reasoning and Japanese justice to this game, courtesy of CAP-"
"HOLD IT!" Everyone turned to the thundering yell of a slim Ace Attorney, Phoenix Wright." It's my job to represent CAPCOM, not yours! Back me up, Mega man!"
"You heard the man! We're taking a piece of this pie, whether strawberry or apple! Even pizza!"
"Did someone say pizza?" Two heads poked up, one of them with a red hat, the other wearing stylish Italian clothes.
"Get the heck outta here, Mario and Italy! We have enough characters here as it is!" Mega man threatened the plumber and country. Luckily, the coward and maniac fled without a fight.
"*Ahem* Blaze, there are multiple records of flaming furballs burning your beds."Phoenix objected finally.
Well, that's it for this chapter. See you guys next lifetime, 'cause I'm too lazy to write the next chapter.