The Couch Incident Pt. 2
The worst part was that it took so long before he said it. Well that, and the briefness of the sentence. It made everything awkward and unsociable. Everyone in the room struggled to find a way to break the silence without being groaned again. Finally, Tails, yeah, y'know, the boring one with all the hand motions, spoke up with a question.
"Uh, where's Silver?"
"WHO's Silver?" Everyone else exclaimed.
"You know, the guy from the future. Doesn't Blaze know him?"
"OBJECTION!" Phoenix interrupted." If Blaze knows this person, and he is in the future, then she would also need to be in the future, or have been there. So either Blaze can travel through time, or she doesn't know Silver. You can't have both."
This was a much more reasonable statement than last time, and everyone nodded in agreement, except for Shadow, who remained facing down.
"Well, what're you waiting for?" He spoke up.
"What's up, emo?" Sonic teased.
"Spin it again." Shadow looked up.
"Spin what?"
"What, you've got a concussion? The bottle, nutcase! Spin it and see who the next victim is."
"I won't spin it. That's like asking for an inappropriate sitcom reference, and only Amy likes that."
"Hey! I resent that remark! Are you implying-"
"Fine then, you wimp, I'll spin it!" Shadow killed two birds for the price of one, and another free. Woot-woot!
Another Gavin Free (Google him) moment, and Shadow spins the bottle with a focused eye. Everyone's retinas spun around in sync with the vessel. Round and round and round she goes. Where does she stop? Nobody knows worth a shazam!, except me, but I'm not telling you! Story's over!
"Wait a minute!" Amy screamed." I want a decent outcome of this moment!"
Well, fine, Mrs. Smarties M&Ms Skittles pants! The bottle landed on Amy, she chose "dare", so Shadow dared her to swan dive into the John! Happy?
"No! And now I smell like shazam!"
Well, you can't blame me. Oh, wait, you can. Okay, while Amy was distracted, Eggman fired a miniaturized death ray and Amy died and everyone was happy and the end!