Zshizshibaby-Good no one is in the building. *she's sneaking in*
Zshizshibaby is tiptoeing until-
Brick-And just WHERE have you been, Young Lady?! *Flicks the lights on*
Zshizshibaby-Uuuhh...I-I have a good reason why I haven't updated! I promise!
Blossom-Well?
Suzie-Spill it!
Zshizshibaby-Well you see there was this old lady...*few minutes later* And then the rock said...*a few more minutes* And I don't know why they say I shouldn't help change the oil in a car...*hour later* And so, that's how I got enrolled into the intergalactic space war of the Varbons!
Butch-...That was the most confusing...
Boomer-Most idiotic...
Bubbles and Buttercup-And longest excuse we have ever heard.
Brick-You are in big trouble. No more chocolate for a week!
Zshizshibaby-NOOOO!!!!
Legs, boxers, and up…
BAM!! "What the crap, Butterfingers! Watch where the heck your walking, Butter-brain!" Just like Butch to insult one of the women who could make or break the alliance by persuading Blossom not to sign.
"Quit your gripping, Pea-brain! YOU knocked into ME first anyway!" Buttercup retorted, slamming her foot into his stomach as she stood up. He choked and grabbed her leg. He noticed how it had gotten its curves in the right places before he threw her against the wall.
"You might be tough, Butter-bum, but don't forget that I am always stronger."
Grrr…I'm going to have to use something else than, Macho-man! Suddenly a sly, yet coy smile graced her features. "You know what, Butch, you're right. You are always stronger than I am. Pitiful for me, really. To think I ever thought I could best you," She said as she slowly trailed his broad shoulders. He watched her intensely, "at your own game. You are the strongest, the smartest out of us, and frankly, the most good looking…" It's a real good thing she keeps handcuffs in her pockets.
"Well, I wouldn't say the most good looking…okay, I would, go on."
"Hm. And funny too. Now why haven't I ever noticed that?" She pushed him down on the floor and stood over him, smiling coyly. She put her lips to his ears. "But most of all, you're the most gullible." By the time he figured her trick, she had cuffed his hands and feet.
"BUTTERCUP, YOU…" And then he said so many…rude things.
"Hey, at least I can keep my PANTS on!" She pulled down his cargo pants and laughed at the helpless boy. Let's just say Butch has lovely green boxers (XD).
"PULL MY PANTS BACK UP!! You're not gonna leave me here are you?!"
"Keep your shirt on. I'll help you." She bent down when she heard Blossom call her name. "Sorry, Wounded Angel is calling me. I'll come back this afternoon." She left quickly, suppressing her laughs.
"Buttercup! Wait! Uhh…Uhh…Buttercup, my queen, uh…what a minute! Buttercup! Dark Angel, please! Ahhh!" Suzie walked in to see what he was shouting about and blushed at what she saw. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?"
"Butch, this is a side of you I have never seen before." She commented before bursting out in laughter. Buttercup rushed into Blossom direction, her cheeks blushing furiously.
Why the crap did I do that!? I shouldn't have done that! I mean, what was I thinking! All I wanted to do was cuff him and then I went…and did that too! Man, did he look hot…I mean, it was gross! I'm disgusted at myself! I should clean my hands. Buttercup stopped and looked at her hands. they don't look dirty or feel dirty and Blossom can get pretty impatient. Man, I guess those feelings for Butch never did dull. Truth in fact, Buttercup was infatuated with Butch. The day he betrayed her, she acted out in anger. But truthfully, she wanted to break down in tears like Blossom and Bubbles, but then she made a philosophy. If someone else is doing it, then you don't need to. She was just as heartbroken as Blossom and Bubbles…okay, maybe not as Blossom, but Bubbles. She really hoped he didn't hate her too much after this.
On the contrary, while he was mad at her for this, he didn't hate her at all. This is what you get for being such a jerk towards her! You should have acted like you did when you were friends.
I was never friends with her to begin with!
Oh really, that's right, you were more than friends!
What are you talking about!? And who are you!?
I'm your good conscious!
You sound a lot like Blossom.
Well, your usual good conscious was sick, so I'm filling in!
Bad conscious, hurry, chase her out! Where is that loser when I need him!?
I'm right here!
You sound sort of like Bubbles…
Well, your bad conscious is at a meeting for the evil men, so I'm filling in.
Shouldn't you be with them!?
I'm a GIRL!
Ohh…sorry, you see, I thought you meant men as in everyone in general…
ENOUGH! FLASHBACK TIME!
~Flashback (Thanks good conscious)~
"Hey, Butch, what are you doing here?" Buttercup asked as she noticed her new friend walking towards her.
"What, can't a guy go to the park? Is that against the law? You gonna bust me up, Super Heroine?"
"Ha-ha, funny!" She hit him playfully upside the head. Usually, if she did that to any normal person, she wold bruise them. But not Butch.
"What are you doing here, all alone?"
"You know, thinking."
"Need someone to hold you? Make you feel like a real woman?"
"Get away from me."
"Aw, c'mon, Buttercup…you know you want me!"
"You're a freak."
"You're a loser." They sat there under the tree, watching the clouds roll by. Butch snuck a glance at her. She was like an angel (T_T) to him with perfect round green eyes with long eyelashes. He didn't really care that she was wearing guy clothes, because even then her form showed. Her hair was getting down to her shoulders and it was spread out across the grass.
"Hey, Butch, what do you think about when you look up."
"Look up at what?"
"What do you think?"
"The sky?"
"Duh."
"Hmm…I don't know…I wonder."
"About what?"
"Things."
"And those things are?"
"You ask a lot of questions."
"And you will answer them." He sighed.
"I wonder if there's anything else out there."
"Like aliens? Because I know those are there. First hand experience."
"Oh really?"
"Broccoliods."
"Oh…them…I mean, like…more humans. More versions of Earth like that…maybe, if there is…maybe someone for me."
"Like a girlfriend?"
"…"
"Yeah, you mean a girlfriend. And whoever you find…" He looked over to her when her lips clashed softly against his. "She is one lucky gal." He blushed when she left. She didn't even know that he was actually hoping…that girl would be her.
~End Flashback~
Okay, maybe you're right.
I know I am.
You ARE Blossom's conscious…does she have a bad conscious.
It was her bad conscious that.
Shh!!
Who are you?
Bubbles' good conscious! And Blossom, you shouldn't do that! It's a secret!
What? What's a secret?
Uhhh…Yo, Bad conscious…say something…
…BUTCH WEARS LADY'S UNDERWEAR!!
!? Butch jolted to see everyone was holding in their snickers. Blossom and Buttercup were there too and Buttercup was blushing furiously.
"Wow, Butch, I didn't know you wanted BC this badly." Boomer said. Butch noticed that he was finally freed.
"Boomer, get over here!!" Butch shouted. The rest of the day, they didn't really see Boomer. Brick and Blossom walked through the hallways.
"Well, this morning was…"
"Eventful."
"Yes, that's one word for it…" Brick said. "Will I see you later on today? You see very tired." Blossom smiled as they entered her room.
"Is Brick, the Great and Unmerciful Ruler of half this world, actually worrying over the Wounded Angel?" She teased, playfully tugging at one of his cheeks.
"Funny. So…when do you think we can tell everyone?"
"Oh yeah…I'm a little shy about this…I feel…bad…"
"…I promise everything will be fine…everyone knew Suzie wouldn't last here long…she's too stuck up and a bit ditsy…" Suzie listened from next to the door. Her hate for Blossom grew with every breath she took. She stormed away, thinking of things she could do to get her out of the way.
Butch-...Why, Zshizshibaby, why?
Zshizshibaby-I'm bashing you all!!
Buttercup-What have we done to you!!
Zshizshibaby-It's because I can't eat chocolate for an entire week! I'm gonna die! Die I say! Oh, I'm so-oo weak...I-I...I can see...a light...so beautiful...
Bubbles-Zshizshibaby, stay away from the light!!
Zshizshibaby-Must...Go...Towards...The...LI-IGHT...
Blossom-By the way, which PPG is this? PPG, PPGZ, PPGD...
Zshizshibaby-I never decided that, did I...? We'll...let's make it PPGD!
Everyone-Yeah, I love that...and no, you still can't have any chocolate.
Zshizshibaby-Papa, is that you? I'm coming home, Papa! Your lil' baby girl is a-coming, home!