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I started it, she thinks Fang too much. But yeah, look at it, it's funny.
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Max's Pov
All five of us sat down in the same circle the next day.
"So." Ms. Birdie started. "Today, we are going to be doing word assosiatioun." Dun dun duuunnn. Well, now, that sounds like fun! Not.
"Max we'll start with you!" She said. I sat back, bracing myself for boredom.
"Dark."
"Fang!" I covered my mouth. "I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!"
"I'm sure you didn't, but your subconscious mind is going to say what it wants. Now its your turn, Emilia."
"Chain saw." She whispered in a terrified voice.
"Richard?"
"Cover."
"Uh huh, now, Patty?"
"Death, lots and lots of death." Wow, these people were whack jobs. At least my answer made sense.
"I see, now, Tomato." Ms. Birdie said, looking at me.
"Fang." I said again, yet again, covering my mouth. What the hell was up with me?
"Well, some one has a fetish with fangs…" She looked at Emilia.
"Seed?"
"Richard?"
"EGGPLANT!!"
"FANG!" I suddenly screamed. I clasped my hands over my mouth.
"Max, its patty's turn now." Ms. Birdie looked at Patty.
"Blllooooodddddd." She said in a very scary voice.
"Okay, now, Silence"
"Fang." I answered yet again. Ms. Birdie raised her eyebrows.
"How on earth does that relate to fangs??"
"Uhhhmmm, fangs are inanimate objects and do not speak??" I lied, confusing myself in the process.
"Forest." Emilia said.
"Sneaky." Said Richard, the ninja man.
"Deeeeaaaaattthhhhh…" Patty whispered.
"Yes, very good, now. Max? Red."
"FAAANNNGGGG." I growled angrily.
"So you don't like red fangs?? Interesting"
"No not red fangs I don't like red heads!! Uhhh I mean, yes! I do not like red fangs. Exactly." I corrected quickly.
"Maples." Emilia, said dreamily.
"Ninja swords!!" Richard yelled happily.
"BUCKETS OF BLLLOOOODDDD!! BWHHAHAAHAHAHA!!" Patty screamed.
"Okay, I guess we'll meet up here again tomorrow."
Out in the waiting room, Mom stood up from her chair. Oh yeah, some one else was there too. Fang.
(Dun dun duuuunnn…-Blixie)
"Oh guess what max! Fang got a pizza and met us up here before he went back to the house. I turned to glare at him. But before I could say anything about him being here to annoy me, Ms. Birdie waved us down.
"Dr. Martinez! And who is this?"
"That's nick, but he uhhh, prefers fang." I felt the heat in my cheeks rise.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh…" Ms. Birdie said, in a suggestive tone. "Sooo you're fang?? Now I get it…" Fang looked at her as if she had grown three more heads.
"Uhhh, yeeeaaahhh and what do you get?" he backed up slightely.
"NOTHING!" I yelled, suddenly. "SHE DOESN'T GET ANYTHING AND WE'RE LEAVING RIGHT NOW!!" I yelled, pushing fang towards the door.
AN/ HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUN….