Title: WeirdFatherhood Experience

Rated: M

Character(s): Tsunayoshi/ Tsuna S. / Xanxus

Author: Illuminous Raze

Disclaimer: Katek yo Hitman Reborn is originally created and owned by , this Authoress own nothing other than the plot.

Summary: Xanxus experience firsthand how to be a husband and a soon to be father.

PLEASE READ FOR SAFETY REASONS, IT'S IMPORTANT OR HIBIRD WILL PECK YOU TO DEATH!

Warning: Slash, Yaoi (means boyxboy, boy love), OOC-ness, crack?, M-preg. If the previous mentions are not to your…preference please leave as I'm not tolerating flames and not taking any responsibility for corrupting young, innocent minds even if it's my first story. To those yaoi lovers please proceed and enjoy~.

Herbivore! Herbivore!


Chapter 2: Looming pandemonium

Dining Hall, Vongola Castle, Italy

Tsuna pale at the sound of a cocking gun and swallow audibly as dare take a look at every occupant of the room. Second after several sounds were heard as various weapons are drawn and colored flamed blaze in the open. With the exception of the others, his guardians (except Lambo and a confuse Ryohei) and Reborn look the most deadly. He shiver, Tsuna had to wonder when it suddenly becomes so dark and cold in the hall.

"Tsunayoshi Sawada, did you say you're pregnant" surprisingly, his cloud guardian, Kyoya Hibari speaks first. Unsurprisingly, He sweat began to pour-out behind his head, his strongest guardian still manage to intimidate him even now.

"More importantly, you said Xanxus is the father" Reborn dark voice came. Tsuna barely stop the whimper from escaping his lips, the brunet easily slipped back from being no-good-Tsuna at the sight of his tutor.

Things are not looking good…


~*Vongola vs. Varia*~


Sawada Residence, Namimori Town, Japan

Iemitsu and the ninth Vongola boss sat on the couch at the living. The former CEDEF leader and Vongola boss retired to Japan after handing the mantle of responsibilities to the tenth generation. After the many bloody and chaotic days, it's only fitting to spend their remaining days relaxing and enjoying a peaceful life, much to Nana's joy.

And here the two men are, nursing a cup of tea and remembering the old days as they wait for Nana's cooking, sometimes laughing on some funny and pleasant memories. Timoteo sigh and look outside, the sky today is as beautiful as always with few clouds floating aimlessly.

"Time really flies fast" the old man said, a little sad

"Yeah" the blond man said, he walk by the window and slide the glass door to let the fresh air in. "But we already did our part, it's now their turn"

"Indeed" Timoteo sipped his tea, a peaceful silence descend at the two senior Mafioso. Both looking with reverie at the vast sky, soon both of them will meet the dusk and they will do so with a smile.

"Dear, Timoteo-san. Lunch is ready" their moment is broken by the cheerful voice of Iemitsu's wife.

"Yes, my Nana~" Iemitsu immediately slipped back in being a lovey-dovey husband and skips towards the kitchen with an amuse Timoteo in tow, on the way the old boss stop and look at a hanging picture frame at the wall. The picture was taken in a garden of a huge castle structure; sitting at the center is a young brunet in a regal chair. Tsuna look like every bit of a real boss, on his right stands his guardians, Reborn and the other and on the left were the Varia core members with Xanxus oddly standing near beside the brunet.

All of them donned in a black suit, each side looking murderous to the other as Tsuna just ignore them with a smile directed at the camera. Well, very typical scene, but Timoteo still smile with pride before his warm eyes suddenly narrow. In an instant, his Mafioso side kick-in and his intuition inherited from long generations since the Secondo alarm him, sending a foreboding feeling in his chest.

He stood there for awhile, as if waiting for something to happen but when nothing did. He continues to the kitchen, setting the sudden feeling aside for now and enjoys the delicious food on the table. Not knowing the sudden crack appearing on the picture, between the two standing group and ending exactly above the sitting brunette's head.

It will be later, that Nana would discover it and tell the two men as she rushes outside to take the laundry to avoid it getting wet at the sudden rain storm.

Strangely the broadcast said it will be sunny today.


~*Japan-Italy*~


Back at the main base, Vongola Castle, Italy

"Guys, stop over-reacting!" Tsuna swallow his fears and try to calm his men down

"Please Juudaime, say your just joking" Hayato plead the right-hand-man, his emerald eyes seem to glow with restraint fury. The hot-headed teenager has pass and become less temperamental albeit much more explosive when angered. Tsuna is one of the main factors that ignite the silver head's fuse and the idea that Tsuna is pregnant with Xanxus child …someone needs to die.

"Kufufu…Tsunayoshi dear, please stop. We all know your bad at jokes" although his laugh is positively cheerful, it did not hide his thinly veiled rage as well as his sadistic scheming. The men never changed and become worst.

"Tsuna, are you really sure your pregnant?" Takeshi asked, his sword reflect his narrow eyes as he opt to look down. The still cheerful swordsman in recent years develops some-kind of odd ability to change not only his expression, but his whole personality in an instant. This probably is a good thing, because no one would have thought from the past that the friendly guy would lead Vongola's assassination department (it's after all, more of Hibari's thing). Tsuna as an answer reach behind and pull something out of his back pocket. Everyone become curious, Tsuna pulled the thing out off the sealable plastic and put it down the table. Upon close inspection, it's a pregnancy test pack result. The device shows two red lines, indicating a positive result.

"If it's not enough, I'll bring my ultrasound results for this month" Tsuna added, silence followed that statement, no one move as majority of them look at the device sitting on the table. The solid evidence that dissolve any objection of the truth they try to deny.

The silence stretches and tension grew to a suffocating level as no one dare to make a move, not even a finger. Until Kyoya withdraw his tonfa and walk-out of the dining hall, not long his other guardians followed, dispelling the atmosphere and soon Tsuna with Reborn, the CEDEF, Bianchi, Fuuta, I-pin, Gianini, Chrome, Lambo and Ryohei were of left in the hall.

Tsuna slumped on his chair, I-pin, Fuuta and Lambo were immediately on his side asking him if his okay. Tsuna assured them with a tired smile. "Guess I've upset them"

"Bossu…" Chrome squeeze his hand

"It's okay Tsuna, ignore them. They'll overcome their shock soon" 'and their broken heart, hopefully' Bianchi thought with sympathy, she walk over and pat Tsuna reassuringly, the brunet smile up at his big sister figure.

"Yeah"

"Besides, it will be bad for the baby to get all stressed-up"

"Tsuna, you should take a rest for the day" Reborn finally speak up

"Yeah" Ryohei seconded, confusion replace with concern

"Uhm" Tsuna hummed listlessly, this only cause the others to worry

"Yes Tsuna-nii, you've been working all day. It'll be bad for you and the baby" I-pin coaxed the brunet

"Yes, some rest will do. I'm sorry everyone" Tsuna sighed tiredly, the three young teenager would have help Tsuna to his room but Reborn intervene and take over instead. With the mood destroyed, Bianchi ordered some servant to clean, afterwards all filled out.

And with that, dinner end with too many questions unanswered.

The door creak open and admit Tsuna and Reborn inside the brunet's quarter, with Reborn's assistance the weak boss change into his night clothes. Tsuna shuffle under the thick blanket and settle, a hand tenderly comb his much more tamable hair in a lulling manner, eyes fluttering shut.

"Reborn"

"Hmm" Reborn watch the brunet quietly, studying the calm face of his student

"Are you angry?" Tsuna whispered softly, but Reborn easily heard him. The hand stroking the silky ochre stops and disappear, this cause Tsuna to open his eyes and look up at his mentor. He watches as the hand shift to his lower abdomen and stay there as if feeling the growing child within him.

"You should know better than to be careless…especially with your special condition" Reborn said blankly, Tsuna face fell.

"I-"

"Does he know?"

"…Yes"

"And…?"Reborn onyx eyes lock on amber brown. Tsuna let out a happy smile, the warmth settling back and also cause a small upward twitch on Reborn's lips.

"I see…how old is the fetus?" Reborn remove his hands and resume on stroking Tsuna's head.

"Two months. Shamal said everything is normal"

"Good to hear. Now sleep, you need to careful, especially now that another life is depending on you" Reborn said

"You didn't answer my question" Tsuna continue, Reborn look at him and shook his head as a "no". The young boss smile and closes his eyes, Reborn stayed beside the young Decimo until he falls asleep.


~*Clam Family*~


West Wing, Vongola Castle, Italy

Bianchi walk down the hallways and to a double oak door in the far west wing of the castle, without a knock the rose-colored-haired woman walk through the door. The room's covered in the darkness of the night without a single source of light, but the seductive woman easily found the silhouette of the man she came for.

"What do you want, Bianchi" Reborn's voice resonates in the dark room, his tone lacking of any emotion. As expected, the hitman easily hid his emotions. Regardless of this, Bianchi is positive of the man current feelings.

Bianchi Gokudera has been in-love to this man for a long time now; Love has always been the center of her ideals in life. With this ideals she's been determine to capture the man's heart, when she heard that Reborn would be training the next Vongola boss in Japan. She immediately flew-off to the land of the rising sun with a mission, which is to kill the Japanese candidate for the title of Decimo and effectively removing any reason for the number one hitman to stay in Japan. But Reborn, still curse in an infant's body at that time stood stubborn to stay and train the brunet by the orders of the ninth generation head.

She's by far, is not a fool and definitely not naïve, with a woman's intuition even the number one hitman in the world cannot fool Bianchi, who is an expert not only in poison cooking but especially love. Tsunayoshi Sawada is probably the most important person to Reborn's life, hard to admit but it's true. The bond between them is especial and unbreakable; the two grow pass teacher-student relationship and more like father and son.

Maybe, because of the constant absent of Iemitsu in Tsuna's life and so it's easy for Reborn to fill the position instead, in return the hitman also grow into the brunet. Always guiding and supporting like a parent, that's why Bianchi is not surprise to see the man oozing with murderous intent and likely the one to receive it is the Varia leader.

"What do you plan to do?" Bianchi already knows but she still asked, the silver glint among the shadows already hinted to that. A minute later, clinking sound was heard and Reborn stand from his sitting position on the bed. With the light from the halls Bianchi can see a black polished suit case. The fedora-wearing man walks out of the open door, his fedora casting a shadow on his sharp features.

"You already know" Reborn reply at the woman over his shoulder and proceed to disappear in the shadows. Indeed, Bianchi already knows, tomorrow, at the brink of dawn before the sun can rise, blood would be shed.

Mainly of that man

At the same moment, several figures leave the main base with one direction and purpose in mind.

To be continued…


A/N:

Sorry for the long wait, the second chapter is finish and to inform you all I decided to change this story from being a two-shot to multiple-shots. Meaning I'll update with several more chapters, so please continue to support this story.

and thanks for those who review this story, including my anonymous reviewer

Hope you like this chapter; please send me a review so I will at least know your thoughts about it. Till then, thank you for reading!

Raze