Chapter Five: Boiling Point

Dear Diary,

I was mad. I'm not quite sure what it was fueled by, but I guess I didn't want things to change. Not as fast as they were. When had things slipped out of control?

Ana

Aurorah smiled as she and Jazz made their way to the med-bay. Surprisingly they were able to finish their shower without Jazz getting to aroused to throw her against the wall and frag the hell out of her. Thank god though. She didn't think she would be able to resist him the second time.

When they were bathing, Jazz had all but melted in her touch. He had become nothing but a big quivering purring pile of goo and she had giggled almost the entire time. When it was her turn to wash he had insisted on doing it and she had in turn become goo as well. In fact she had almost fallen asleep. His touch was gentle but firm as he massaged her body, chasing away stress and aches that had built since coming here. Afterwards she had quickly dressed in some clothes that she had been provided with and had slinked back to Jazz's room so he could put his armor back on.

As they neared the hall that the med-bay was stationed in, she could feel her good mood start to slip as she remembered what happened yesterday. Ratchet hadn't been happy. No, ashamed with his self was more like it. What was she going to say to him when they got there? That everything's fine, things happen. Pfft, he'd glare her to hell and back. Maybe she should act like it never happened? It sounded like a good idea but then that always lead to awkwardness and god did she hate when things get awkward. She has also missed her check up with him. That was going to make for a very unhappy medic.

She looked up at Jazz from her position in his hand. A small smile was on his lip plates but Aurorah could feel a weight in her chest were a spark had formed, his frustration but also a sense of determination. She wasn't sure what for, she was a newbie at this whole sparkbond thing but she hoped it had nothing to do with harming Ratchet. She focused on the part of her chest with the spark a tried pushing calmness to him. She was rewarded with a quiet laugh and a warm mental caress on her lips.

"Still a ways ta go Babe, but thanks."

Aurorah smiled. The smile was wiped off her face though the moment the entered Ratchet's med-bay. The medic stood there in the middle of the room, arms crossing his chassis and a frightening glint in his optics.

"Is there a reason why you're late and smell like you just interfaced with Jazz?" Ratchet got right to the point. She was a little too stunned to say anything, her mouth opening and closing but no words coming out.

"What do I say, what do I say, what do I say?" she rambled. She knew they had to inform Ratchet about what happen, but she hadn't expected him to already know and to be so angry about it. A warm weight settled into her lap, and she looked down to see Deidara staring up at her, concern in her blue-green eyes. Aurorah wrapped her arms around her, pulling her feline friend close and stroking her hand on her soft fur. It was a comforting motion the she indulged regularly.

"Well because we did interface, and bonded." Jazz replied in cybertronian, blue visor flashing. He gently set her on the metal berth and faced Ratchet. The medic bristled, balling his hands into fists. He didn't know why the knowledge of the two mating bothered him. Maybe because it was so soon. No, there was another reason, the same reason his body had acted out of instinct yesterday when Aurorah's energy had flared so strongly. But he couldn't think on that.

"Jazz, you irresponsible glitch head! You interfaced and bonded with a fracking human! How, how…Primus!" Ratchet bit out, his glare harsh. Jazz didn't falter as he lashed back at him.

"Ya can't say nothin' about bein' irresponsible Ratchet! Yer lil' exam fer example!" Jazz growled acidly. He had blocked his bond to Aurorah so she didn't have to feel his irritation at the medic. She was already upset. And so was her cat judging from the low throaty growl emanating from her, the pointy ears laid back against her head and the erratically twitching tail. She had all the looks of a mad protective carrier with her sparkling. Kind of strange for an animal but it kept Aurorah calm…somewhat anyways.

Aurorah felt the moment Jazz had closed off the new bond. She found she didn't like the feeling of him not being with her. It was almost a lonely feeling. Maybe it was because their bond was new. Jazz had explained the little he knew about bonds, and that it took a little while for it to settle in the beginning. They would be constantly reliant on each other.

She watched as the two bots continued arguing but it didn't last long as they all heard the door being slammed open and stomping entering the room. She looked over to see Ana and dread filled her. She hadn't thought that she would have to talk to her about it so soon. She had wanted a little bit of time before confronting her friend.

But that was not to be. The moment she saw Ana's face she cowered. She looked mad. Okay mad didn't seem to be the right word. More like furious.

She had to admit to herself, she was a bit scared.

The moment Ana stepped into the room, all noise ceased and eyes, optics and visor turned to her. She would have felt nervous had she not been so angry.

She knew she shouldn't be feeling this way; Aurorah was her friend. But… to think she would have slept with an Autobot so soon. They hadn't even been in this world a week. She also couldn't help but to be a little jealous. Her love life had never been daisies and roses and she would admit that all the heartbreak had made her a little bitter, but she had always tried to be above that. She knew to appreciate the people close to her. Because they all left in the end, whether by death or separation.

But raw anger still simmered inside her, creating a lump in her throat and a heavy weight above her heart. Negative thoughts slammed against her head. Was Aurorah so selfish? She curled her hands into fists. What about her? Did Aurorah even think about how her bonding with Jazz would affect her? She knew how friends got when they got boyfriends, everyone else would soon be second best. It was only a matter of time before Aurorah forgot about her in her (love? Lust?) of Jazz. She chocked down and stomped on any notion of tears.

Ana stopped and looked up at the two towering Cybertronians, her glare hard and cold.

"Care to explain yourselves!" she demanded, folding her arms across her chest to stop her hands from shaking. Ratchet was the one to awnser her.

"How much did you hear?" he asked, his voice which was previously lashing at Jazz furiously was now strained, as if he was barley reigning in his control. Her eyes narrowed. Who cares how much she heard.

"I heard enough, now awnser me!"

Ratchet turned fully to her, his optic were almost white with his suppressed emotions. Ana backed up a little. Ratchet wouldn't hurt her she knew, but his posture which was still very intimidating. Jazz seemed as in control as Ratchet but at least he hid it better.

"If you've heard enough, then you know by now that Jazz and Aurorah are irrevocably bonded. There's no going back."

"Bullshit!" She snapped angrily and turned to Aurorah, ready to give her a piece of the emotions she was holding. How dare she! "What the hell were you thinking Aurorah, that you'd fuck him and then everything would be sugar and happiness? This isn't a fanfiction! You can't just do whatever the hell you want. This just so happens to be real fucking life so get it through your head."

Aurorah visibly flinched at her cruel words and curled in on herself. Deidara growled. The cat could feel the boiling emotions in the room as if they were her own. She was very sensitive to these things.

"Hey now, calm down lil'lady!" Jazz tried to calm the raging femme, placing his hands up. He felt the downward spiral of his mates emotions and opened the bond back up, calming his self and sending the same to Aurorah as she poured herself into his spark. He almost didn't notice when Ana faced him and switched her rage at him.

"And you! How dare you take advantage of Aurorah! What is wrong with you!?" Her words were like a physical blow and his visor flickered with his surprise.

"Advantage?" he huffed, indignant of her accusation. He in no way took advantage of Aurorah. He had asked and she had agreed. He was about to argue but she beat him to the punch.

"You ever think she might not have agreed to this under a clear head, that the energy would do the talking for her?!"

"That was my point exactly!" Ratchet added in exasperation. "But now that is moot. Now we can only do is take this to Optimus and do damage control"

Ana glared at the floor. She needed to leave. Being in this room was making her madder by the minute. She abruptly turned around and muttered. "I'll be outside if you need me, though I doubt it."

Aurorah had quickly ran out of the room the moment she had asked Jazz to put her on the ground. She felt his worry for her as she ran down the halls but he respected her request to get some air and so didn't follow her.

She ran out past the hanger, past vehicles and into the forestry area until she emerged at a cliff edge overlooking the crystal blue ocean. The sounds of the water moving and splashing against the rocky slope, mixed with cries of seagulls was calming. She backed up a little till her back hit a palm tree and slid down to sit heavily on the ground. Deidara had followed after her and curled up beside her.

Ana's words had hit her hard. Never before had she seen her friend so angry and to have that anger turned towards her. It scared her. Ana had looked like an entirely different person.

Was it really so bad the she and Jazz had bonded? Yeah, it happened really fast and she knew such a pace would have bothered her before, but this was different. She felt that it was the right thing to do when he asked her and she had never been so sure of one of her decisions as she did then. Now she felt Jazz with her and it was like being wrapped up in love and safety. The feeling of being hugged or kissed or just touched even though he wasn't there was amazing. She would never give it up, not for the world.

She hugged her knees to her body and laid her chin on them as she stared out to the water. It wasn't too soon later that she felt the tears start to fall.

"I'm sorry Ana. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you mad." She whispered.

A crunching of dirt and leaves caught her attention and she whipped around to see a familiar face that she hadn't seen since he had brought her and Ana to Diego Garcia. Sideswipe rolled over to her with a look of concern.

"Mind if I join you?" He asked. Aurorah shook her head as he gracefully sat down next to her. They were quiet for a while and she indulged in the comfort Sideswipe seemed to be giving her. She didn't know why he was doing it but it was nice.

"I saw you running out of the hanger like there were pit hounds on your heels. Are you okay?" he asked with genuine worry. Aurorah wiped the tears from her eyes and cheeks and glanced at him before turning her head again. She wanted to tell him that she was fine, but the words died in her throat when she tried to say them.

Sideswipe touched a large finger to her back and she gave a shuddering sigh as fresh tears fell.

"She yelled at me. She's never yelled at me." She choked out. The finger on her back started to rub gently and she buried her head in her arms, small sobs shaking her body. She was so sensitive to emotions. She couldn't deal with people being mad at her. She always tried to please people to keep from getting into confrontations. She didn't want to be hated.

"Do you…want to tell me about it? I may not seem like it but I'm a pretty good listener." He offered.

Aurorah shrugged. "She's mad…" she mumbled into her knees. Her voice was barely audible but Sideswipe could still hear her clear as day.

"Your friend Anastasia?"

She sighed heavily before looking up at her companion. "Ana, she likes to be called Ana." She told him. Sideswipe blinked but nodded.

"Okay then. So I'm guessing that this has to do with Ana...finding out about you and Jazz." He questioned. Aurorah's head shot faster than lighting and she gaped at him. How did he….no way!

"How do you know that!?" she demanded, face flushed with embarrassment. Sideswipe didn't seem bothered by her quick change in mood and simply replied.

"All the bots know, at least the ones who have seen you or Jazz today." He looked down at her and smirked. Her mouth was open, clearly wanting to say something but unable to.

"Jazz didn't tell you that everyone one would be able to smell you on each other the moment you came into range, did he?"

Aurorah's face grew brighter and she bolted into a standing position, much to Deidara's displeasure and Sideswipe's amusement. She quickly started to pace, not bothering to look at the silver bot that was watching her, not that she would want to. She was mortified. Everyone on base most likely knew that she and Jazz did the dirty deed. No wonder Ratchet had been so quick to lash at them. He smelt them on each other. It was like a giant 'We did it!' sign painted on her back that she was pretty sure was there to stay.

It was a chuckle that snapped her out of her tirade.

"Calm down femme before you hurt something." Sideswipe snickered as those fleshy cheeks flushed redder than her hair. It was an improvement from her crying though and so he egged her on.

"This isn't funny! It's like having a hicky on your face! Everyone can see it!" she yelled, neck stretchered to look up at him. He decided to save her the pain and folded down into a smaller version of his self. A trick the majority of the bots were using to make their human companions more at ease with them. Granted they were still bigger than them, but about a foot or two but it helped. Next to the human femme Sideswipe was with he was a little over two feet taller.

He stood there a moment as Aurorah paced. "Are you regretting bonding with Jazz now?" He asked. Aurorah stopped and slowly turned to him.

"No. Why?"

"Well you seem to be getting awfully upset."

She gaped at him. "I'm not upset." She told him. She fidgeted under his gaze and sighed. "It's just…really embarrassing to have everyone, you know, know!" she exclaimed, flinging her hands into the air and then let them flop to her sides.

"Well not everyone knows, only the bots and…" Sideswipe began only for Aurorah to sigh and slide to the ground.

"Ana." She said. Sideswipe cringed a little. He had been hoping to keep the femme from thinking about what happened with her friend. He didn't really understand why he even cared but his spark would not let him rest while she was sad. It was a feeling he shouldn't have. Not towards a bonded. Not towards a human. But he had felt it the moment she had touched him. When she laid herself upon his hood to place kisses and when she fondled his wires that night it had caused his spark to pulsate in such a strange way. And it had scared him. Now that she was bonded to Jazz he had thought the feeling would go away. But it didn't. It simply got stronger.

"Are you alright Sideswipe?"

Aurorah was looking at him as he stood there staring off into space. He shook his helm and went to sit next to her. She watched him and it made him feel very nervous.

"I'm fine, I was just thinking." He told her.

"Oh."

"Anyways, how close are you and Ana?" he asked her. She didn't even have to think before she replied.

"We're pretty close. We haven't known each other long but since the moment we met we were joined at the hip as my mom told us and it's like we've known each other forever." She said.

"Well, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about then!" Sideswipe smiled at her and placed a hand on her shoulder. Aurorah blinked, startled by his words. It couldn't be that easy…could it?

"Really?" she scooted closer to the silver frontliner, oblivious to the small twitching of his plating the closer she got to him.

"Of course," he assured, "My twin and I always get into arguments and we always end up good in the end. We just talk after beating the slag out of each other." The hopefulness in her eyes made his spark skip and he patted her on the head. In a flurry, two warm arms wrapped around his neck and he barely kept himself upright.

"Thank you Sideswipe!" she chirped. He couldn't move at first but he quickly gained control of himself and wrapped his arms around her waist, burying his face into her neck. At one time, he would have slagged himself for ever thinking of being in such intimate contact with another's bonded, but right now he could care less as he relished the feel of her soft flesh as she clung to him. He knew later Jazz would say something of that he was sure, but he would wait till he crossed that bridge.

Ana headed swiftly to where she had believed Ironhide would be. Her anger still swirled around in her and the only way she could think to get rid of it was to see things get blown up. Nothing like imagining the person who made you mad blowing up. Or maybe he'd take her driving; she always found driving calming. There was just something about the constantly changing scenery that calmed her down.

When she finally made it to the shooting grounds, sure enough Ironhide was there training with other soldiers on base. He noticed her and her bad mood and quickly wrapped things up with a soldier and walked over to her. He put a hand on his hip and stared down at her.

"Alright what's wrong missy?" he inquired.

Ana tried to hold on to her anger, but the second Ironhide had asked her what was wrong, it all but fizzled out. Now she was just left with sadness.

"I…I just…" She took a breath to keep tears at bay. Sometimes she felt like such a crybaby. "Do you think maybe we could go for a ride?" She asked softly, lifting her palms to her eyes.

He stared at her before relenting, "Alright little missy. But I expect an explanation after we get on the road."

She nodded her head and watched as Ironhide folded down into his alt form. The door opened for her and she climbed into the passenger seat. Once he started driving Ana couldn't help but look back at the fight she had just had with Aurorah. Why had she gotten so mad?

She knew her anger. She knew how to control it. She had long ago mastered how to manage her emotions. She wasn't rash, she wasn't quick to anger, and she never took her anger out on people. But today there has been a break in her tightly controlled emotions. One she couldn't stop from shattering.

What had come over her?

"Alright missy, start talking." Ironhide's rumbling voice split the silence and she looked up.

"I don't… I just…I got so angry." She muttered.

"Is this about Jazz and the glitchhead?"

Ana's eyes widened. Had word actually spread so fast?

"How do you…?"

"The moment I saw those two it was easy to tell. A Cybertronians sense of smell is much stronger than a humans and I could easily smell their mingling scents."

Ana glanced outside the window and curled her legs up close to her chest, resting her head on her knees.

"I don't know why I got so mad, but I guess in a way I just felt…betrayed. That she would do something so big, so life changing on the flip of a coin in a world we're not even from. That she would leave me behind. I never had many friends and I don't want to lose those that I do have."

She felt the seat belt tighten a bit around her as if in a hug. Ana felt a few tears escape her eyes at the sweet gesture and buried her head further in her knees. Why was all this happening? What was this 'energy' that both of the girls emitted? Ana had no doubt that the energy was a big part in why Jazz and Aurorah had bonded and that was one of the reasons she had gotten so angry. She was frustrated that their lives were being so dictated by this energy. The realization that the energy could make them bond with a random bot scared her.

But most of all, she would admit, only to herself, that she was jealous that none of the bots had reacted to her the way Jazz had with Aurorah. That thought brought a blush to her face.

Okay there was one bot that had been…amorous with her, but he was a Decepticon! And that was practically molestation!

"You alright missy?"

Ana jumped out of her thoughts and blushed even more.

"Yeah…just thinking. Ironhide, do you think this energy we both emit could have been what made Jazz and Aurorah bond?"

"Hmm, there's no doubt that it could have pushed them together sooner than anyone would have liked, but a bond between two sparks is something no energy can dictate, Aurorah had to have agreed in the end for it to have worked."

Ana sighed. She couldn't stay mad at her now. She'd have to find her and apologize to her soon. Her brows furrowed. But why had she gotten so mad? That just wasn't like her, at all. Something clicked in her mind.

"Hey Ironhide?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think the energy could have fueled my anger? Like, made me madder than I normally would be?"

She felt and heard Ironhide hum. "Well I wouldn't be surprised if it could. If it could influence Aurorah into bonding, what's to say it can't incite your anger? We know nothing about it aside from the fact that it allowed a Cybertronian and human to bond"

She sighed. "I just don't like not being in control of myself."

"No one does little missy."

After her talk with Ironhide, she decided she would find Aurorah right away as she knew she was probably wallowing in a self-made hole, and apologize to her. Jazz too.

As she headed back to the hanger she was surprised to see the very person she wanted to see walking by. Aurorah was trudging along and surprisingly Sideswipe as with her. She was sure Jazz would have been the one to be at her side. She shook the thought away before it could become nasty and ran over to her friend.

When Aurorah saw her, the girl was quick to bow her head and shuffle her feet. Sideswipe said something that she couldn't make out and left with a small wave.

Ana cleared her throat out in a nervous gesture. "Hey."

Aurorah peeked up at her then back at the ground. "Hey."

Ana sighed. "Look, I'm…sorry about what I said. I just…I don't want to lose you."

She looked up surprised. "Lose me?"

"You know Amy? We used to be super close best friends…until she discovered boyfriends. Then all she thought about was seeing them. Once I was super excited because she said we could hang out, but after we left her house, she said it was just a cover for her parents, so they wouldn't know she was going to her boyfriend's house. I walked with her the five miles to his house and sat in the living room watching TV while they made out in the bedroom. Her boyfriend was more important than me. I just…was afraid you'd do the same thing." Ana said, looking away from her friend, rubbing her arms. "And plus, this is just happening so fast, and we're in a different world. I don't like not being in control of my own f ate."

Aurorah quickly grabbed Ana and shook her, her voice raising with urgency. "I would never leave you Ana! Where I go you go! Dudes have this really sexist saying, 'Bros before hoe's!' Even though Jazz and I are bonded, which by the way still baffles me that it happened, I will never leave you."

Ana couldn't keep the tears at bay anymore and wrapped her arms around Aurorah in the tightest hug she could manage.

"You promise!" she muttered into the red-head's shirt. Aurorah smiled, tears sliding down her cheeks as well.

"Of course."

Ana grabbed onto that promise with all she had. She stood back and wiped the salty liquid from her eyes. They would get through this. They had too.

"Hey Ironhide! I'm ready to head out!"

Ana jogged towards where Ironhide was in the rec room. She had smoothed things over with Aurorah and now she felt refreshed and ready to get things done. The thought of the cube and her car jumped around in the back of her mind.

Ironhide looked up from the cube of energon he was drinking and waved her over. "I'll be ready in a minute. Come wait over here with me."

She smiled and ran over to his side climbing up on the hand he held down to her and setting her on his knee.

"So how'd things go with the glitchhead?" he asked, lifting the cube to his lips and taking a long drink. Ana shrugged her shoulders.

"We're good now. Gonna be hard to get used to though."

The big mech snorted. "Tch, putting those two together is just asking for trouble. It's a match made in the pit."

Ana laughed and patted him on the knee. "I'm sure it won't be too bad." She tried to assure. Ironhide's doubtful look told her that he didn't buy it.

"Hey Ana!" a familiar voice called.

The brown haired girl turned her head towards the voice and saw Will walking towards her with Epps and Missy in tow. Oh woops. She knew she had forgotten something. Will had a frown on his face while Epps was grinning like a loon; Missy was right at Wills heels, tail wagging and eyes glowing up at him.

"Hey, what's up?"

Epps grinned. "Will here's got himself a admirer, Dontcha Will?"

"Oh shut it Epps." Lennox muttered.

Ironhide who had just finished his energon and motioned for Ana to climb onto shoulder so he could stand.

Will huffed "Anyways, Ana you think you could take her back? She's nice and all, but I'd rather not have her getting underfoot, especially if things get hectic."

"Pfft! But ya look so manly! Now ya just need a bag to carry her in!" Epps chimed in. Will glared at him, making the soldier laugh.

"Actually Will," Ironhide began, "we're gonna head out now to retrieve Ana's car like Optimus requested."

"Oh, well then, where should I put the dog?" he asked, glancing down at the small Chihuahua. Missy caught his look and jumped onto his leg, pawing and wagging her tail happily. Lennox sighed and gave a pleading look upwards.

Ana popped her head over Ironhide's shoulder and answered him with a grin. The big mech was happy to feel the little femmes mood brighten.

"Just find Aurorah and tell her to babysit. She'll be fine with her."

Missy barked happily.

Ana stood on her knees in Ironhide's passenger seat and stared out of the back window. Two army vehicles were following them as well as a huge trailer. She assumed they were going to put her car in that. She was amazed. She had never been involved in something like this. It was kinda exciting, even though they were just picking up a car.

"Sit down now, we're almost there." Ironhide rumbled.

Oh. She plopped back down into the seat and smiled at the dashboard.

"I'm finally getting my car back. Hey you think you guys would help me fix him up? He's kind of…a crap heap!" she said sheepishly.

"I doubt Optimus would agree with Cybertronian tech in your car." He told her seriously. Their tech was not to be shared with humans.

She laughed, waving off his concern. "Oh no, I meant just with regular old human mechanics. I'm sure human tech isn't that hard for you."

He chuckled. "Why not, I'll even help you install some awesome guns…in case of emergencies of course." He added quickly.

"Of course, emergencies."

A little while later, Ana noticed they were near the old junk yard where her car was parked and perked up. She bounced up and down in her seat and pointed out of the window. "It's over there, just around the corner!" she exclaimed happily.

"Here that Will? Get ready for pickup." Ironhide spoke up. His radio crackled to life and she heard Will's voice over the speakers.

"Roger that."

When they pulled up into the yard Ana expected to see her car a little sun bleached but fine. But to her horror, the BMW wasn't even there. "What?"

The passenger door opened and Ana quickly climbed out, looking around franticly. Once she was clear Ironhide changed into his root mode and put his hands on his hips.

"Well, where is it?" he asked her.

Ana frowned in despair and made a quick walk around the junkyard. "I don't understand. It was right there by that tree. And it was basically a junker too. Who would want to steal it?"

Ana's eyes widened and she stood closer to Ironhide. "What, but why would they…" Her heart stopped. Had the Decepticons somehow found out about the cube in her car? She desperately searched her mind for a time when Barricade could have found out and her eyes widened when she remembered. He had looked at her car weirdly when he kidnapped her. He must have reported it. Oh no.

"Ummm Ironhide, I think there's something I need to tell you."

He looked down at her with a wary look.

"What is it?"

"Well, um….see, I may have found something in my cars engine that wasn't supposed to be there and could be a big problem."

"And?"

She stared up at him with puppy dog eyes. "It might have been something that looked like an Allspark cube?" She squeaked out.

Ironhide exploded. "What! You say this now!?"

Her brow furrowed and in a small nervous voice she tried to explain. "I had thought it was something I dreamed up. I mean, I didn't even know we were in your dimension. How was I supposed to know what I saw was actually real?" Her eyes fell to the ground when she felt the stares on her. She screwed up big time. She should have said something instead of keeping it to herself. Now the Decepticons had it and who know what they planned to use it for. Okay, so they would probably use it for world domination and that would be really bad.

Ironhide growled and turned towards the humans. "Scan the perimeter and make sure the Decepticons didn't leave any presents!"

Dear Diary,

Shiznits, if getting into a major fight with Aurorah hadn't been bad enough, now the Decepticons have my car and the cube that was in it? I can tell shits gonna hit the fan, and I don't know if I wanna be around when it falls.

At least me and Aurorah are besties again, things could be worse right?

Ana

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