A/N: For some reason I came up with more stuff. And yes, randomderpname, there is some one-sided RomBul in here. Sorry I just like that pairing. xD Pairings contained in this chapter: SerPru, RomBul

1. I will not play "The Stereotypes Song" full-blast at a world meeting.

2. Even though I would get to remind Japan that his country made tentacle porn.

3. I will not attend one of Greece's historical plays and go soaring above the audience attached to a bungee cord.

4. The cord would break and everyone would think I'm a wannabe Dracula.

5. I will not put a vampire bat in a corner of Montenegro's house.

6. That guy is so damn lazy that he wouldn't notice anyway.

7. I will not bitch about how all the other Balkans have famous world-known musical instruments except for me.

8. My boss would end up inventing a new instrument that is such an embarrassment to Romania that I would have to kill myself.

9. I will not let America join the Magic Club.

10. England will have a hissy-fit.

11. I will not go out and tell the world that Austria is a penis.

12. Austria would yell at me that he's a pianist and beat me with his riding crop.

13. Ow. My ass.

14. I will not tell Prussia that Serbia beat his "5 meters".

15. Prussia would never believe me and challenge Serbia to a 'fucking' contest.

16. On April Fools, I will not cover myself in ketchup and play dead.

17. No one would buy that except for America.

18. I will not wear a depressing blue to any wedding I am invited to.

19. Unless it's Hungary's.

20. While Serbia and Croatia are speaking Serb-Croatian with each other, I will not say, "SO, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BITCHES?" in Romanian.

21. Though I'd like to see the looks on their faces when I confuse them.

22. I am not to destroy my laptop in rage when I read fanfictions with me portrayed as the evil bitch.

23. I want to be the hero.

24. No one ever thinks of Vlad as the hero...

25. I will not get angry at people when they laugh at my hat.

26. Haters gonna hate.

27. Potatoes gonna potate.

28. Countries gonna mate.

29. I will not forget to give Moldova a Christmas present.

30. He has anger issues.

31. Last time I forgot, he egged my house and painted my car pink.

32. If the undead apocalypse ever happens, I will not play dubstep.

33. Even though it would totally make the situation cooler.

34. I will not go to a bar and say "romantic" things to girls in Romanian.

35. Because I'm really saying, "Hi, I'm a waffle. Fuck it, chickens are awesome." in a sexy tone.

36. I will not step on Bulgaria's stick and break it.

37. He will have a major breakdown and call a funeral for it.

38. I will not go into Sweden's IKEA and take down all the garlic, pitchforks and torches.

39. Before Sweden kills me for shoplifting, I will say that it was for my own good.

40. If I ever go to one of America's parties, I will not secretly replace the punch with dishwater.

41. I will replace it with blood.

42. Blood from the guy I murdered a couple of days ago.

43. I hope it hasn't gone stale.

44. I will not sneak under Bulgaria's covers and sleep with him for the rest of the night because I heard a weird noise in my house.

45. He'll freak out and think I'm some kind of pervert.

46. I will not call Albania an "Albanian barbarian".

47. That's racist.

48. Albania will go emo because of what I said.

49. Finally, I, Vladimir Popescu, will never ever start a blood donation.

50. I would end up taking seven times more than the amount I actually need.