A/N: HOLY FLYING FRENCHMEN! ANOTHER CHAPTER? Haha! I keep thinking of new stuff! There's some Yugotalia in here! Pairings contained in this chapter: RomBul, some RomSer if you can see it.

1. I will not ask Bulgaria if I can ride on his shoulders.

2. The first reason, I am a grown man.

3. The second reason, I am heavier than him.

4. The third reason, it's freaking embarrassing...

5. I will not hack Macedonia's blog about clothes and fashion.

6. When she finds out that it's gone, her dreams of being a future designer will be crushed.

7. ...Between you and me, she sucks at designing clothes...

8. I am not to take requests from Bosnia and then ask him if he would "want fries with that".

9. He will throw his cigarette at me for thinking I'm mocking him.

10. WHILE IT'S ON FIRE.

11. I will not harshly criticise Canadia for creating Justin Bieber.

12. I shall blame America for making him famous.

13. I will not call Montenegro a jackadonkey.

14. He'll ask what the hell it means, and I'll have to say, "jackass" (get it?).

15. Then a few minutes later we'd be having an insult war.

16. I will not put a "No Smoking" sign in Bosnia's room.

17. Because I know Bosnia gets pissed when he isn't allowed to smoke in his own country.

18. I will not push Kosovo off the 500-feet-above-sea-level cliff he usually likes to stand on for fun.

19. That would result in the boy dying a horrible death, me getting my eyes gouged out by Serbia, and also getting a guitar to the face by Montenegro.

20. I will not prank Slovenia by switching his car license plate with mine and watching what he does.

21. His reaction would be boring anyway.

22. He'd just sigh and switch it back.

23. On Thanksgiving, I will not ask Turkey if he'd like to be cooked.

24. He would be scarred for life and then change his name back to The Ottoman Empire.

25. If I ever see Canada, I will not call him "Canaderp".

26. He would feel even worse and then commit suicide.

27. I will not "accidently" give water to Russia instead of his vodka.

28. But seriously, who can tell the difference between the two without actually drinking it?

29. I will not pants (the act of sliding someone's trousers down in public) Serbia.

30. Because I absolutely suck at pantsing.

31. Once I accidently did in a way so that I made Bulgaria half nude.

32. And I don't think it would go any better with Serbia...

33. I will not go running around during a world meeting in my underwear wearing a cape and shouting "YOLOOOOOOOOOO".

34. I'd have to be high on orange juice if that ever happens.

35. I am not to bite/steal/butcher any one of New Zealand's sheep.

36. The guy has a Shepherd's staff that I would NOT want to be hit with.

37. I will not yell at other people angrily when they ask if I have anger issues.

38. I think it's pretty obvious.

39. I will not challenge Bosnia to a pokerface contest.

40. That guy has an EXCELLENT pokerface and I would probably die of frustration.

41. Shooting male hookers is not acceptable.

42. Unless the male hooker happens to be the following:

43. Hungary.

44. Serbia.

45. A yaoi fanboy.

46. Harry Styles.

47. Chris Brown.

48. Idaho.

49. And finally, I, Vladimir Popescu, will never ever tell Bulgaria that I went through his underwear drawer a few times.

50. Okay, maybe a lot of times...