"Jason please tell me there is something you want instead of that." Bruce pleaded "Take my deal or leave it. Honestly it dont affect me in the least either way." Jason said back. Even though they are both the same height, Jason seemed to be the height of a tiger looking down on a bunny. Bruce hated to not have control or power over a sitution. So this was litterly tearing him apart. After a long silence Bruce repiled with a "Ok." "What was that I couldnt hear you?" Jason teased earning himself a evil glare from Bruce. "I'll tell her in three days." "Three days?!" "Hey you said I have to tell her, but you didnt tell me when I had to tell her."'Damnitt' Jason thought "Fine three days then Brucey." "Also Jason when you keep her. You have to keep her safe and also promise to not hurt her." "Scouts Honor." Jason said then put his hood back on. "So lead me to the lovely lady." They went to the batmoblie and Harley was still sleep. "She looks acually nice without that crappy make up." Jason said "Here take this." Bruce said and handed him a communiter. Jason took it and said "Ha I havent seen one of these in a while." "I will contact you tomorrow so we can meet up." "Alright." He said then picked her bridal style. "I just got to figure out how to get her to my place." "I could just take her there." Bruce said "Naw I rather do this my way." Jason repiled and walked off with Bruce's girlfriend. Well thats what Jason and everyone else thinks she is. Bruce was a little sad he had to give her to Jason but he knew he had to do it. *The next morning* Harley woke up feeling a bad headache in place. "I need to quit drinking." she said to herself and looked around the room. She have never seen this room before it was obvious it was a mans room who was into death metal. She looked at the door when she saw it open. She was greeted by the red hood. "What the?!" she yelled and grabbed the closest weapon which was a gun on the dresser but saw he had one of his own pointed back at her. "Put down the weapon Quinn." "You first hood." After a old fashtioned western stand off. Harley started to put her weapon down followed by Jason doing the same. "Why am I here? Did you drug me or somethng?" "No way. No offense your the type I would waste that type of stuff on." Ignoring the rude comment she slowly got out the bed to see she was in a over sized Distured shirt. "You undressed me?!" she yelled and blushed "Yeah nothing I havent seen clothes are dry though if you would like to change." "Thank you I guess." She said "So your the red hood? I honestly was expecting something alittle more flashy." "Well I was expecting more of a hotter girl under the make up. But your level is good enough." Receiving another blush on her face she said faintly. "So i guess Batman must have brought me here." "Yeah he just said watch and protect you as all." "I see." She said looking at the floor. 'I guess Bruce didnt want nothing to do with me.' she thought. Almost reading her mind he said "He said something about Bruce Wayne not being home, so this was his only other option." She looked up with a little hope in her eyes. "So are you and Bruce Wayne dating now or something?" "Well its not comformed yet but hopely soon it will be." "I have a feeling it will be soon. But why did you and Joker break up?" "Well his nothing but a cheating jerk who see's me as nothing but a screw toy." Jason didnt really do well in emotional binds but he could tell that this chick needed a hug. So he did and surpisley she hugged him back. "Thank you red hood." She said and put her head on his shoulder. "No problem." he repiled. They pulled apart after what seemed like a life time. Harley was so confused. First she was with batman now she just hugged another hero Red hood who hated Joker and should hate her too. "Well do you want to eat something?" He asked "Yeah I am so hungry." She followed him to a small kitchen. She sat on the bar seat. He turned on the T.V which was in the living room but could still be seen from the kitchen. Jason handed her the remote. Then looked around for something to cook for her. He mostly had beer and snacks in this apartment. He finally found some pancake mix,milk and eggs. He glanced at Harley as she watched the news which was being hosted by Vickie Vale. Another one of Bruce's bad romances. He was tuning in and out as he was making pancakes till he heard "Wait I just got word that Joker and Killer Croc have escaped Arkham once again." He stopped mid stir to look at the Tv and then Harley was frozen in fear. He put the bowl down and went over to her. "Harley are you ok?" "No. Im not safe here." She said freaking out. "His going to find and kill me." she said and started to shake. He held her to try to calm her down. "Look his not going to find you here." "Yes he will." she said starting to cry. "Why cant I just live a normal life?" "Because that would be too even normal lifes have their trials. Even though admitly most dont have physco ex boyfriends." She cried louder and stayed in his chest. "Look Harley I know we just met like a few minutes ago but I'm not going to let him hurt you. In fact I feel like revenage is in order." "Revenage?" she asked and pulled away to look at him. "Yeah dont you waqnt to get him back for what he did to you?" "Yeah but I cant fight Mr. J I... "Says who?" "Noone but." "No buts. Look Joker has hurt you,me and a shit ton of other people dont you want to give him a taste of his own medcine?" "Yeah." she said sitting up high "Yeah he has treated me like trash for the last time." "You damn right he has." "But wait what about killer croc?" "What about that over sized lizard? I can take him. Look I got a idea that will benefit both of us."