So we have part two. I have idea's for the whole game but I don't know how funny they are. Let me know how boring this is, if it is. Any ideas will be accepted.

Intro

"Okay, so how you wanna do this?" Riku asked, removing the game from case and placing it in the concile. "It's a one player game."

"Uh, how far are you in it?" Sora was still tying to wrap his mind around the idea that someone somewhere had made a video game about him.

"About halfway. I figured we'd just start a new game." He handed the controller to Sora who took it a bit reluctantly. "You get to be Roxas for the first part."

Sora raised an eye, mildly curious. "Really?"

"Yeah, it's kinda boring but I think they were just trying to let people get familiar with the changes from the last one." Riku dropped down on the floor beside him. "That one had really messed up controls."

The title screen had faded as they talked, leading into a video clip show with an orchestral type song that swelled up toward the end. Sora found himself staring at the screen. "Whoa."

"Yeah, cool lookin', huh? I actually kinda like that song." Riku reached over and hit the X button since it was clear Sora wasn't going to. Selecting new game, he then leaned back and watched Sora as the intro began.

Big blue eyes widened further as they watched the recap of the first Kingdom Hearts. "Wait, that's not how that happened."

"It's condensed up, Sora."

"But you never-"

"I know, I was there too." Riku smacked the back of his head. "They kinda messed up the whole door to darkness thing, too. How they show it is so not what it looked like."

"Whoa, what's this place? Everything's so… white."

"That's Castle Oblivion."

"No wonder the Organization was so messed up. Its looks like a psych ward or something." He paused. "Whoa, that's some pink hair."

"It wasn't really that pink."

Sora flicked his eyes to Riku. "You know some time's I'm glad I don't remember that stuff. It sounds totally insane."

"Oh it was." Riku agreed. "You don't know the half of it."

Sora watched the screen again. "Wait are you trying to kill me or Ansem?"

"Uh, that wasn't me there."

"Whad'ya mean? It looks like you. What, you gonna say you're clone did it?" Sora laughed loudly. When he noticed the look on Riku's face, he stopped suddenly. "You can't be serious. You have a clone?"

"Had one." Riku tilted his head thoughtfully. "Actually, I don't know what happened to it. He could still be wandering out there somewhere."

"Man, I don't even want to touch that one." Sora waved a hand. On the TV, a boy in white and grey was falling head first through water. "Is that Roxas? He totally stole my weird dream!"

"If he's you, then is it really stealing?"

"Yes, well, uh." Sora scratched his head. "I think, maybe. You know what, I don't wanna think about all that weird transcendental crap. He stole my dream and that's that."

He nodded to himself in agreement before starting on the next thing. "Hey, that's our beach!"

"Our beach?" Riku echoed.

"Yeah, what are those guys doing there?" He listen to the conversation which lead into static and partial cutscenes. "Was that Ansem? And who's he talking to? What's he mean true name? And why are these scenes so choppy?"

Riku sighed. "The first guy's me, the other is Roxas. The true name is you and the memories are messed up still cause Namine was still reconnecting them."

"Oh." Sora said as if it all made perfect sense. The static jumps stopped and now there was a bedroom that panned over to a blonde laying in bed. Roxas sat up with a groan. Sora watched this closely and as Roxas opened the window, he turned to Riku. "So, as my memories where put together, he dreamed them?"

"Yeah."

"Ooooh. That explains that."

"Explains what?" Riku looked at him confused.

"Oh, nothing!" Sora replied in a hurry. Eyes returned to the screen and the Usual Spot where Hayner was complaining about Seifer and something being stolen. The group ran off and Roxas suddenly fell over into another flashback. "This is weird. Does it do this the whole time?"

"With Roxas, yeah." Riku frowned at the screen. "I still feel bad for the guy."

Sora glanced over but said nothing. The screen changed and now Roxas was just standing there.

"This is where you play, Sora."

"Oh, got it." He took up the controller. "Let's see if they got Twilight Town right."