Chapter 2: Rei
Cuz I got a request from Beywriter!
50 ways to annoy Rei Kon
1. Get superglue, glue a big moustache on him
2. Dont Stop by just a moustache
3. Cut his hair
4. Say its gonna be used to make barbie dolls.
5. Hide all his clothes
6. Replace them with Mariahs
7. Give him a wig for his birthday
8. Clean up after him. Example: if he touches anything, immediately whipe it and spray air freshener
9. Keep asking him if hes a girl
10. Learn morse code, talk to him in morse, if he doesnt understand him, get mad.
11. Repeat everything he says
12. Keep on talking to him in japanese
13. and say youre talking chinese to him.
14. Question everything he says
15. steal his bandana
16. Wear it and say its yours
17. Sneak up on him in the shower
18. Make naked pictures of him
19. Sell said pictures on Ebay
20. Give him a birthday gift from the money you earned from the pictures
21. Tell him you did so.
22. Pick HIS nose
23. Talk to him in latin. Rei, tu anorexiam habes?
24. Correct every single mistake he makes
25. Especially grammatical mistakes
26. Smear his pants with ketchup (preferbally white ones)
27. Ask him if hes on his period
28. Tell him you read "an album of love" as "anal bum of love"
29. If he looks at you strangely, get mad and shout at him that nobodys perfect.
30. Immediately after youve said that, start singing "Nobodys perfect" by Hannah Montana.
31. Swap the stickers on his toothpaste and his after shave.
32. If he asks you if you like 7up, say you liked the first 6 better.
33. Invite him to your home, when he comes over, start a phone call.
34. Dont hesitate to go on for a few hours
35. Make him Uke to Kai and write fanfics about him using vibrators and stuff.
36. Make him read said fanfics
37. Sing along to some death metal band whenever hes around
38. Tell him it the music reminds you of him
39. Replace his board shorts with speedos
40. Replace his boxers by tighty whities
41. When something happens, say its his fault.
42. Tell him its because hes Asian
43. If he says Tyson is also Asian, say its because hes chinese
44. Paint drigger pink, dont forget the bit chip!
45. Go on his computer, make his homepage Meatspin dot com
46. When he tries to read, read it out loud for him
47. Alter the text a bit to make it more "appropriate"
48. Make rude comments about cats
49. Then tell him he looks like a cat
50. Say its because hes Asian.