50 Ways to annoy Johnny
1. Laugh at him when he wears a kilt
2. Say its a skirt
3. Look underneath it, then giggle
4. If he gets mad/red, say youve seen smaller ones
5. Play chess with him.
6. Win several times.
7. Make it look easy.
8. Replace all his kilts with pink mini-skirts
9. Lock him in a room with Kai
10. Watch everything he does very closely
11. Report everything on a Walkie-Talkie
12. Ask him if a dick can break
13. Ask him what colour his pubes are.
14. If he refuses to answer, say its only natural, preferbally really loud.
15. Try to imitate his accent
16. Fail big time
17. Never break eye contact with him
18. Call him by his name, when he looks throw something at him. repeat this several times.
19. If he steps on an ant, get all emotional. Insist on it to be burried.
20. Glomp him and refuse to let go.
21. Pants him and make pictures of it.
22. Publice said pictures on your internet YAOI-fan blog
23. Steal his credit card and do some major shopping
24. Start singing Sexy Back whenever you see him
25. tie his shoelaces together.
26. Write fanfics about Robert and him.
27. Make him read them
28. Slap him with Haggis
29. Dress him up as Ichigo from tokyo mew mew
30. Accuse him of copying Tala with that look
31. Say amen after everything he says
32. Kill him in a record shop
33. Play truth or dare with him, make him wax his pubes
34. If he refuses to do it, do it for him
35. Give him an emergency kit full of "how to..? for dummies" books
36. Say its not his fault and that god made him the way he is.
37. Lock him in a room with Robert.
38. Stack a lot of plushies in his room. preferbally on his bed
39. Say they feel more comfortable in his room than in yours.
40. Put a brush underneath the sheets (A/N: believe me that scares the fucking shit out of you when you get in and you dont expect anything to be there and you feel this...thing)
41. Feed him drunk. Make embarrassing pictures of him.
42. Make billboard posters out of said pictures.
43. Dump him in a swimming pool, in pink thongs.
44. Tatoo a rude comment on his face. Make sure nobody says anything about it, make him figure it out himself
45. Replace all this clothes by cosplay costumes.
46. FEMALE cosplay costumes
47. Replace his forks, knives and spoons by chopsticks.
48. Replace all the food in his house with alcoholic drinks.
49. Say its a new hollywood diet.
50. Put cheese in all of his socks.
A/n: Another request, next are Mystel and Michael!
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