50 ways to annoy Kai Hiwatari
Disclaimer: I dont own it
A/N: Im really having fun with this one xD and I think I shouldve called this "how to enrage kai."
1. Dye his hair black when hes sleeping
2. Force him into wearing a Tutu
3. Use dranzer as a toothpick
4. Call him a "firebug"
5. Kill any animal in front of him
6. Poke him.
7. HARD.
8. Write fanfics about Tyson and him
9. Make Tyson seme
10. Make him read said fanfics
11. Sign him up for a study in sexuology
12. Switch his clothes with Maxs
13. Ask him how it was in Abby
14. Tie him to a lamp-post
15. Naked
16. Steal his scarf
17. Replace his blue face-paint with pink face-paint
18. Call Dranzer a Parrot
19. Tell him hes just like his grandfather
20. Tie him to a bed
21. In a kitty cosplay
22. Make photos of it
23. Sell said photos on internet
24. Dont forget to make a few copies for yourself
25. Destroy his senseo
26. Replace all his boxers with french knickers
27. You can give him back his scarf, after youve used it as a cleaning rag
28. Everytime you see him, ask him if hes gained weight.
29. Make assumptions that hes pregnant
30. Dont hesitate to voice those assumptions
31. Continuously ask him what its like to get it up the ass
32. Give him 100 Valentines cards
33. Preferbally not on Valentines day
34. Polish his nails neon pink
35. Make sure any nailpolish remover is far away
36. Tell him he looks like boy george
37. Start singing "sexy back" everytime you see him
38. Constantly cough "faggot" every time you see him
39. Replace his blade with Mariahs
40. Braid his hair
41. Call Dranzer a chicken
42. A chicken that ate too much chili
43. Develop some terrible gass
44. Tell him
45. In detail
46. Draw swastikas on his forehead while hes sleeping
47. Tell him you think that Kai is a great name for a whore
48. Write it on the walls in the toilets
49. Make sure he sees it
50. Depilate his eyebrows till theyre only 2 thin lines, do this when hes asleep, for your own safety...
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