50 ways to annoy Max
A/n: Did you know that in the dutch dub, Max voice is the same as sponge bobs?
Diclaimer: No Own.
1. Steal his sugar.
2. Steal his mayonnaise.
3. Replace all his clothes with Ricks.
4. Tell him his mommy doesnt love him.
5. Replace all of his sweets with sugar free sweets.
6. Put lube into his mayonnaise bottles.
7. Put him on a sugar-free diet.
8. Everytime you see him, glomp him.
9. And dont let go.
10. Feed him drunk and record it on camera.
11. Show his mom the recordings.
12. Everytime you see him, start singing the mister blobby song..
13. Stick Yaoi-drawings of him on his wall.
14. Make sure theyre really hard to get off (Super glue, anyone?).
15. Make him drink Emo coffee (with that I mean, black without sugar...xD).
16. Replace al of his clothes with black clothes.
17. Replace his underwear with Diapers.
18. Steal all his shoes.
19. Replace them with high heels.
20. Stuff his room with gay porn.
21. Keep on poking him.
22. Deny youre doing it even though he can clearly see its you.
23. Potato-frie his dick.
24. 23 makes me giggle with joy, I have a feeling max wont like it, dont worry, you
can always tie him up.
25. Naked.
26. With penis drawings all over his body.
27. Everytime you see him, shout "Uke!"
28. Say you have spasms.
29. Answer everything he says with: "OMG, THATS LIKE SO GAY!"
30. Tell him you have suspicions that he and Rick are fucking.
31. Tell him its just too obvious.
32. Alter the lyrics of the song Michael by Franz Ferdinand to: "Maxie you are
dancing like a beautiful dance whore.."
33. Braid his pubes while he's sleeping.
34. Dislocate all his stuff.
35. Compare him to Naruto.
36. Say its because hes blond.
37. Say everythings his fault.
38. Because hes blond.
39. Tell him hes dumb.
40. Because hes blond.
41. Keep on telling him blond jokes.
42. Laugh really hard at said jokes.
43. Ask him if he has blond pubes.
44. If he doesnt answer, pants him.
45. Play truth or dare with him and make him Emo for the day.
46. Lock him in a room with a lot of spiders.
47. Lock him in a room with Tyson.
48. When he has terrible gas..
49. Keep on telling him hes a loser.
50. Tell him its cuz hes not Asian.
A/N: Another one done! dont forget to request!