50 Ways to annoy Mystel
Warning: This one is the lamest yet....
1. Steal his glasses, face mask, WHAT THE HELL IS IT ANYWAY?
2. Make sure everything you say to him has more (preferbally perverted)
meanings.
3. Throw rotten tomatoes at him, make sure you hit his clothes (those stains are
really nasty to wash out xD)
4. Glue his sheets to his bed
5. Constantly ask him if he likes Yu-Gi-Oh
6. Constantly question him about Ming Ming
7. Ask him why he hasnt hooked up with Rei yet.
8. Then go like: Oh, I remember, Reis straight!
9. Throw marshmallows at him
10. When he looks around to see who did it, begin wistling really obviously
11. Tell him someone wrote his name in a Death Note and that hes gonna die
12. Stand really close to him and look him in the eyes
13. Long
14. When he tries to look away, follow him
15. Everytime you see him, start telling about this really bad toenail infection
you have..
16. Make sure to include the most disgusting details
17. When he blades, throw cheese at him
18. French cheese
19. Slap him with a cotton plant (A/n: this one has to be the lamest yet...)
20. Tell him how you love Egypt, but that that stupid fascination with card games
just has to stop!
21. Tell him your bread bins having sex with his
22. If he walks away disturbed, chase after him
23. Yell that your bread bin is lonely now
24. Make a lot of lame Yu-Gi-Oh references around him
25. Throw Kais scarf at him
26. Suprise Buttsex him.
27. When hes in the shower
28. Ak him if he has a detachable penis
29. If he says no, Say: "Having a detachable penis is nothing to be ashamed of!"
30. Of course, use that volume!
31. Ask him what lifes like in Germany
32. Tell him you though the capital of Germany is Egypt
33. Shout "THIS IS SPARTA!!" and kick him
34. Tel him you read "Astral Romance" as "Anal Romance" (a/n: I did..)
35. Pants him
36. If he gets mad, say you just wanted to know what colour his pubes are...
37. Call him and say: "Id like to order a plumber"
38. Sneak into his house and glue his shampoo bottle to the floor
39. Dye his hair black.
40. Say hes Emo now.
41. And that he should go cut himself.
42. Tell him his hairdo looks like Bills from Tokio Hotel.
43. And therefore, hes german.
44. Slap him with a Bratwurst.
45. Answer everything he says with: "Das ist mir Wurst."
46. Continuously make lame German references.
47. When he asks why, say its because Germany owns Egypt.
48. Ask him if he believes in Zeus and the other Greek gods.
49. Write Mpreg stories about him.
50. Make him read said stories.
A/N: I was in a mood to make fun of germany. and "Das ist mir Wurst" means something like "I couldnt care less" although, I can never be sure, cuz Im not german. xD
xoxo OnlyNotReally