50 Ways to annoy Hilary.
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A/n: I am a fish. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and to the knife and Vitamin Love by Yuko Ogura
1. Evertime you see her, say that Kai doesnt have the hots for her (he doesnt)
2. Say sometimes the truth is hard.
3. Steal her make up.
4. Use it wrongly.
5. Slap her with a pig tailed wig.
6. Say she only got together with Takao cuz she couldnt have Kai.
7. Play the drums on your butt cheeks when shes around..
8. Cross dress as a boy and hit on her.
9. Go out with her.
10. Only reveal your true identity when youre "taking it to the next step"
11. You have to be a good cross dresser for this, so practise on Emily.
12. Destroy all of her light switches.
13. Put the dishes in the cupboards, unwashed.
14. Smear her walls with fake shit.
15. Make sure it smells.
16. Lock the door, when she wants to get in, make shitting sounds and unlock the door, walk out.
17. Say how you shouldnt have eaten that last burrito.
18. Forget how to spell.
19. Write her a really long love letter.
20. Film her while shes showering.
21. Post this on the BBA official site.
22. Answer everything she says with gibberish talk.
23. Ask her if she cuts herself (A/n: I get this all the time, its annoying.)
24. When she knocks on your door, scream " hide the bodies!" frantically before you open.
25. Make sure theres a lot of noise.
26. Alter the lyrics of sexy back to fit her description more, if you get my drift.
27. Ask her to help you with math, write all your answers in letters.
28. Hide the advil.
29. Say she cant be on your team.
30. Coz shes Asian.
31. Smother her in sushi.
32. You get it, coz shes Asian.
33. write "Hilary is a useless slut and she wants Kai" on every writeable surface you see.
34. Play songs like, faggot, stupid MF or Shut me up by Mindless Self Indulgence 24/7. (A/N: If you dont know them, youtube it, youll get why I said it..although I love the music, itd annoying as hell..)
35. Try to sing along
36. Off beat.
37. Make assumptions that shes actually a guy.
38. Alter pictures of her to make it look like she is.
39. Sell them to various magazines.
40. When she sees them, say she should be happy, if shes a guy, she might make a chance with Kai..(A/N: I am a yaoi lover, lalala, does it show xD)
41. Replace all her clothes with Daichis..
42. Or just hide them, thatll piss her off too.
43. Replace all her food with rotten tomatoes.
44. Make Lame Anime References.
45. Coz shes Asian.
46. Replace all of her clothes with Cosplay costumes, MALE cosplay costumes.
47. Say she cant blade and therefore, she cant talk to the bladebreakers.
48. Replace all her fluids with paint.
49. Redecorate her room, with Yuri Porn Mags.
50. Put meat loaf in her toothpaste tube.
A/N: LaLaLa, another chapter done! (I just cant seem to get 50 of michael..IM STILL TRYING AND MICHAEL WILL GET A CHAPTER!!..sigh) Dont forget to review! ~~~ xoxo OnlyNotReally