I think how not to annoy Bryan wouldve been harder xD

Bryan

1. Steal his guns

2. Say he has a gay haircolour

3. Say birds are lame.

4. Steal his fur boots.

5. Tell him you took them cuz theyre too gay for him.

6. Tell him Daichi now has something to chew on in his sleep.

7. Smear peanut butter all over him.

8. Say its a new look for him and you meant no harm.

9. Say hes cute, coz really, he is.

10. Make A Gay-dar, make it beep really loud when around him.

11. Whenever hes around, sing Rudolf The Red Noses Reindeer.

12. Tell him it reminds you of him.

13. Call him every night at 2 AM.

14. When he picks up, pant.

15. Or make diarrhea sounds, whichever you prefer...

16. Slap him with Vodka bottles.

17. Delete all his music and replace it with cute anime songs. Songs you must not forget are: Motteke Sailor Fuku, Catch you Catch me, Kibou no Kakera..etc.

18. Or replace it with Hip-Hop. (A/N: I hate hip hop, seriously..)

19. Hack his computer and Pornofy it.

20. Throw a lot of random food into a pan and boil it for, say, 4 hours.

21. Make him eat it.

22. Throw a fit when he refuses to eat it, rant about how ungrateful he is..

23. Throw your dirty laundry (dont forget your muddy shoes) in his room.

24. Rant about how he never cleans and that his room is a total mess.

25. Put socks on his doorknobs..

26. Or condoms..

27. Mop the floor with vodka.

28. Only speak gibberish to him.

29. Call him and say you have something important to say every day.

30. Forget what you wanted to say.

31. Steal useless things, like safety pins.

32. Try to fit the word "Whom" into every sentence you say. (a/n: for some reason, that word REALLY irritates me...)

33. Answer everything he says with "Ur Mom"

34. Cosplay as him, regularly.

35. Lock his bathroom door from the inside (Escape through the window)

36. Put laxatives in his food.

37. If youre a boy: continuously sing "I like your booty, but Im not gay"

38. You can also sing it youre a girl, itll just confuse him.

39. Braid his hair when hes sleeping. (If you can, dont forget his pubes)

40. Dye it pink.

41. Also polish his nails the same colour.

42. Dont forget his toe nails.

43. Erase all his phone numbers.

44. Or even better, keep the names just change the numbers into sexline numbers......ahem.

45. Give him a life long stock of rotten fish.

46. Barbecue his shoes.

47. Say you thought they were, say, bunnies..and that you were hungry.

48. Replace all of his clothes with Mariahs.

49. Dont forget his underwear...

50. Give him a life long stock of tampons.

A/N: Im not forgetting to update this, really, but the combination of tiredness and no inspiration is killing this..but Im feeling the vibe, so Ill probably upload really soon! Dont forget to review, kudasai!