50 Ways To Annoy Emily.
Disclaimer: I OWN BEYBLADE! ..Ahem.
The nerdy girl, this oughta be fun..xD
1. Delete all of her documents.
2. Replace them with porn.
3. "Accidentally" make her computer crash.
4. Slap her with a tennis racket.
5. Continuously ask her if shes sexual in any way. (A/n: I always thought she was asexual...or maybe shes a dyke.)
6. Replace all of her pictures with Pete Wentzs N00ds.
7. Throw hot dogs at her.
8. Steal her glasses.
9. Clean her house with mustard.
10. Die all her clothes black.
11. When you see her, call her emo.
12. Say shes emo because Maxs mom dumped her.
13. Translate all her files into Mandarin.
14. Or Egyptian.
15. Give all her tennis balls to your happy-to-bite dog.
16. Replace all of her food with instant noodles.
17. And mayonnaise.
18. seidob eht edih, preferbally in her cupboards.
19. In pieces, naturally. xD
20. Write "Penis" on her forehead with permanent marker.
21. Dont shower for two weeks, then stalk her like crazy. (The stenchll drive her nuts..)
22. When shes PMSing, make sure she cant get near anything sweet, fluffy and/or warm.
23. Play karaoke at 3 am, every night.
24. Smear ketchup all over her walls.
25. Say: " dont worry, its not my blood." then laugh manically.
26. Delete all her music.
27. Replace it with just one song, like: Gotta Catch 'Em All/I Kissed A Girl/HPSJ/Sexy Back. whichever you think is more annoying.
28. Say she sucks at tennis and at beyblading.
29. So shes not good for anything...
30. Is forgets grammar talked hers.
31. Make up really long stories about 3.141592654.....and tell her said stories.
32. Hide her make up.
33. Replace it with Kais face paint.
34. "Accidentally" crush her computer with a really big ancient Greek dictionary (A/N: I swear to god my greek teacher has one of those..its was like 20 kilos! IT WAS FREAKING ENORMOUS)
35. Replace all of her music with the Gipsy Kings.
36. Slap her with the american flag.
37. Cosplay as her and make a fake porn movie.
38. Post it on the official BBA website.
39. Also send one to Mr. Dickensons personal E-mail address.
40. Say she looks like -Insert any ugly male movie star-.
41. Write Yuri fanfics about her.
42. Make her read said Fanfics.
43. ONLY WRITE IN CAPS WHEN ON AIM WITH HER.
44. do not use any punctuation nor capitals
45. Outsmart her.
46. Redecorate her room. With posters of naked women.
47. Wash too hot, make her clothes shrink.
48. Throw piles of dog shit into her room when shes sleeping.
49. Add a little bit of water to Dutch spice cake and mold it, I swear, it looks just like real shit.
50. Stick it to her ceiling.
A/n: YAY ANOTHER ONE DONE! ONLY 12 TO GO..ahem. FELIZ NATAL EVERYONE!