Simply Magical

by Holly Chase

Past, present and future. Friends, family and lovers. Moments in the lives of characters from the Harry Potter series. vi. brave

2. Apples

Simply Magical

Apples

In the style of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger

"Cox or pink ladies?" asked Hermione.

"Huh?" said Ron, jerking his head to stare bemusedly at Hermione.

"Apples, Ron,"

"Apples?"

"Yes," said Hermione, sighing. "Apples; cox or pink ladies."

"What's the difference?"

"Exactly," said Hermione, sinking down into an armchair. "What's the difference?"

Ron took a step towards her, raising his arms: "Why do I get the feeling we're not talking about apples anymore?"

"What about different types of fruit? Oranges or bananas?" asked Hermione slightly hysterically.

"Oranges or bananas?" repeated Ron incredulously. "Look, Hermione, just spit it out. I don't know fruit language."

"I'm pregnant," whispered Hermione. Ron was quiet for a moment, then:

"No, I don't get it. What has that got to do with fruit?"