AN: Hi guyyyyyyz jusdt been 2 da carribbeaen for da week or so lmfao heres da third chap of detecvitve hi ;)

to Ilikebands we don't like GC omg we like AM (artic monkies u nerd). Also I am not gothic, and Im not called tara, peeps can u strop asking me if I am :P Thx 2 ma gurl rox ju rok luv u chad. I gotta beta reader she's called Marjory.

Chapter 3

I was thinking about my kiss from Sherlock. An hour had passed since, he said he had to go and dissect a body I told him I'd see him later and he nmodded.

I was walking outside draped in the solem tears of the sky (AN: RAIN!) It felt like despair. I was wearing ripped tights, a black skirt, a pink shirt and a blue scarf and nerd glasses (I don't need them but idc). My boots made puddles ripple, I stopped and looked into the sky, I thought about how they were all dead, it made me sad.

Suddenly….

A super supped up sports car that was a police car zoomed through and nearly hit me. Luckily it crashed and the man inside cursed very loud like a lion growling very loud. The man inside had an older look, he walked out of the car very smoothly. He swore a lot and was wearing hot pants that were golder than gold. He was only wearing the hot pants. And odd socks.

"The fuck u crash my car for" said the angry man

"I need a doctor I said sadly. "

"that's no need to crash a fucking fucker car u fucker I am a doctor tho THE DOCTOR NOTHING ELSE DON'T U FUCKING SAY DOCTOR WHO I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO A GROQWLING LION THAT GROWLS VERY LOUD" he said.

A hooker walked by and the doctor pulled her into his car I also went in his car. A loud vwerping noise happened. I introduced myself to the hooker, we shook hands (but I don't want to think about where they hav been) her name was Crystal Cherry.

I leaned forward to talk to the doctor…

"Do you know her?"

"Yes, shes my companion."

Crystal shouted "I DON'T KNOW THIS FREAK! HE JUS PULLED ME INTO HIS FUCKIN CAR!"

"Ah shut up, clara."

We were victron London. I got out of the car and looked into the thick smog. I heard something.

"OMFG doctor, there someone ther…"

He got out and walked into the darkness.

A few mins past and I herd as scream

It was the doctor!

AN: Oooooooh cliffhanger (again) haha lol, tune in next time for the rest! P.s Im entering a dw script into a comp, mite upload sum of it kif can be bothered