AN: I hav been 2 canandanda had a lot of fun but my bf chad broke up wif me by txt and broke mi hart so fuk u chad u little bich :P Roxyyyyyy tanks 4 bein there for me luv ya gurl (not in that way, pervert)!

Chapter 4 : I don't own yo ass :P

"OMG! Doctor! Are u alright?!"

The doctor put his head out of the smog and said…

"I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU WERE HERE SO I SCREAMED!"

"lol, u so funny doc."

He rolled his eyes and said "anyway I foun d this guy in the smog…" he pulled outy a naked man who was naked…

OMG! IT WAS JOHN WATSON! :0

"Hi." Johgn ssaid .

Suddenly crystal cherry died, she had been killed by someone (moriarty). Stood over the body was a really hot man covered in blood and carriying a knife "It wasn't me." He said "I must hav been framed!"

I was wearing a corset that was red and a black bustle skirt with black lace.

"CALL! Sherlock holmes! Hes my bf" John said.

I looked at John shockedly

"But hes my bf!"

"OMG!" John said.

Suddenly…..

Sherlock and Mystique came

"How did u get here?"

"Magic." Sherlock said.

"WELL THAT SEEMS LIKE A REASONABLE EXPLAINATION!" The doctor said calmly.

John got a boner from hearing Sherlock talk, it was cute. Then Mystique got shocked by the doctor's hot pants and tripped up and landed on john's boner. . When she got up again (no one helped her, she was too cool) she was missing… AN EYE!

Luckily the doctor had an eyepatch in his hot pants and I was hotter than Mystique.

"At least I look cool wi an eyepatfvch." (she didn't)

Then Sherlock said "I hav the culprit!" he broiuguht forward the hottest hottest moriarty ever and he confessed his guilt.

"He's so hot" I said

So I kissed him with tougnes aand everything….

STEVE BUSCEMI WAS MORIARTY (fave actor)

"ewww…"

Moriarty/steve continued "I didn't mean to, it was the influence of too many nic cage films."

"WELL" The doctor sad "THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS KILL NIC CAGE!"

"Agreed." Sherlock sed.

"Lets go bac in time then." Mystique sed, holding her brain in her eye.

So we all got into the dr's car and went back in time, we ended up in a room with nic cages parents.

John got a condom out of his pocket "Here, hav this."

"Okay" said Nic cage's parents

THE CASE WAS SOLVED!

To be continued…

AN:THANKS 4 READING KEEEP R AND RING luffs u all one chap left 2 goooo :D see u later !