A/N: LOVE LOVE SHINE is on repeat right now and its almost midnight, WH00T!!
While other people go out on saturdays and get drunk I write crappy fanfics
about anime charaters, My Life Rocks!
Anyways, on with the list!!
50 Ways to annoy Michael
1. Steal his baseball cap.
2. Say bleaching your hair is for gays on a regular basis.
3. Bash his sport (this can either be beyblade or baseball, but preferably both..)
4. Sell his beyblade on ebay.
5. Dont tell him until five mnutes before a beybattle.
6. "Accidentally" refer to him as "she/her."
7. Delete all of his songs.
8. Replace them with the soundtracks of "Tarzan and The Lion King."
9. Write him a very lovey dovey love letter.
10. Sign it with "Judy Tate."
11. Glue his clothes on him. (This can only be done while hes sleeping..)
12. When hes about to sit down, pull the chair away.
13. Relocate all of his stuff, like, put his toothpaste under his bed and stuff..
14. Everytime hes about to say something, shout something vulgar.
15. Or buy an airhorn.
16. Tell him dirty stories of Kenny and Emily having sex.
17. Follow him around. EVERYWHERE.
18. Kidnap 50 fangirls and lock him in with them.
19. Give the fangirls all sorts of need stuff, like, ropes, gags, handcuffs, elephant
thongs...
20. Eat his baseballs.
21. Take a bite of his hair.
22. Spit it out and make vomit noises.
23. Everytime you see him, start singing the song "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand.
("michael you are dancing like a beautiful dancewhore...")
24. Replace all of his music by abba songs.
25. Stuff his room full of romantic novels (The sucky ones that cost about a euro
a piece)..
26. Glomp him at inappropriate times.
27. While hes eating, come up with disgusting topics to talk about, like, Two girls
one cup, decomposing bodies, eye-tumors, deformed babies, etc.
28. Say "Thats a rhetorical question" to everything he asks.
29. End every sentence you say to him with, ur mom.
30. Also questions.
31. Eat his homework assignments.
32. Cut off his hair and glue it to his arse.
33. Then Glue the lobes of his arse together.
34. Continuously ask him if hes gay.
35. http:// www. / watch?v=zjAVa9RAfWQ send him this video, like a hundred times.
36. Fit the word gay into your sentences as many times as you can.
37. When hes around constantly sing: "Youre so gay and you dont even like boys..."
38. Everytime he touches something scream and tell him to stop raping whatever hes touching.
39. Go bowling, give him the heaviest bowling ball, scare him and make him drop the ball on his toes.
40. Constantly ask him if youre annoying him.
41. Replace all of his music by videos of magibon.
42. Replace all of the fluids in his house by coffee powder.
43. Get him a big pink vibrator for his birthday.
44. Dont hesitate to give him it in front of a room full of people.
45. Then tell him: "No need to be embarassed, youre a big boy now."
46. Steal his clothes when hes showering.
47. Also steal his towel.
48. Sing Love Love Shine over and over again..as a result get really hyper and giggle all the time.
49. Then get serious and tell him to go fuck himself, for no reason.
50. Repeat this regularly.
A/N: Lawl I got so distracted!